Diablo Destruction

Well, let me think about it, what song should I sing? Kouhu, remember the first song of the concert, it should be to heat up the atmosphere first, right? Kouhu, there is no other way, at this time I still have to use Wu Fan's version Only the cruel devil's program can lead the trend.

"Ahem...hiccup..."

Moisten your throat and try your voice. Well, you are in good condition to talk nonsense.

The opportunity that I have been waiting for for many years has finally arrived. Today, I will take the first step to conquer the universe with my song, Kouhu.

"Hiccup... let everyone wait for a long time, hiccup... I've been waiting for a long time. Next, hiccup... let everyone... let everyone enjoy this singer. Hiccup... The singing voice of this singer burps, hee hee hee hee..."

Everyone in the audience, including the people in the Crystal Tree Square, looked at me and I looked at you with confused expressions. Although they didn’t know which drama they were singing, the only thing that was certain was that their elder Fan or Prince Your Highness, you are already drunk.

Since there are relatively few viewers who have been devastated by someone's sonic attack, these people don't know how powerful it is. Even the more gossipy Alliance adventurers know that their elder Fan has a bad habit of tearing down bars after he gets drunk, but here Without a bar, how can we dismantle the Crystal Tree? This is obviously impossible, so most people applaud and applaud with the mentality of watching a show.

These poor guys still don’t know what kind of hell their applause will usher in! !

Of course, there are also guys who know, such as Kane, White Wolf and Kurt, who have had real experience, and their expressions have changed drastically at this moment.

"Alcoholic - alcoholic -!! Where are you? If you don't come back, you will never drink again!!"

Kane was sweating coldly, and screamed loudly with fear on his old face. He was probably really panicked, and his tongue trembled a little when he heard the voice.

It was a matter of life and death for the rest of his life. As soon as Kane finished speaking, a dark shadow passed over him.

"Quickly...quickly stop Wu...if he is allowed to sing, the marriage between the two clans will be over."

Kane pointed at a certain figure on the stage who was about to yell at the top of his lungs after the sound check was completed, and said angrily.

Not only is the marriage ruined, but there is also the possibility of mutual hostility. After all, the elves are a race that regards art as life. If that guy is allowed to yell out, most of the elves on the field who are not mentally prepared at all will probably be directly beaten. It will frighten you silly and cause a lifelong psychological shadow.

Kasha seemed to be aware of the seriousness of the matter, and couldn't help shouting. With all his strength, the distance of a thousand meters was crossed in the blink of an eye, and finally the magic loudspeaker turned the song into a terrifying sonic weapon. Before, knock the opponent down.

"You bastard, do you really want to stop my plan? Hiccup..."

Seeing that the moment to witness history was about to come, but was interrupted by the old drunkard at the most critical moment, I couldn't help but became furious, rolled over, and started to struggle with the old drunkard.

How can the steps of the God of Song be stopped? Stupid human being, I will let you see my true power. Huhu~~

"I don't care what bullshit plans you have, but if I don't stop you, I won't be able to drink anymore!!"

After saying this with a ferocious expression, the next moment, the old drunkard burst out with no less momentum and started to fight.

Is this... is this... the aura of Dionysus? ! !

In other words, this is no longer just a battle between humans, but a battle between two major gods, the God of Song and the God of Wine. It is very likely that a second war of gods will break out, causing countless lives to suffer. , heaven turned into hell, forests turned into deserts, fertile fields turned into red land, demon gods fell, species became extinct, and the Resident Evil uttered nonsense. The remaining lives had to build space fortresses, wander in the boundless universe, and find a place suitable for survival. Of course, in the process, being attacked by aliens or space monsters is inevitable.

It's so terrible. The consequences are really chilling. In order to prevent this from happening, I have to make a quick decision. Let me show you the true power of the God of Song.

Then, it was true that the fight would be quick, but I was overpowered.

"..."

"Hey, brat, you want to fight with me, but you're still young."

After tying me up with ribbons he took out from nowhere, the old drunkard let out a proud laugh, as if he was saying that he had finally secured his happiness for the rest of his life.

"No, this is still very dangerous."

She muttered softly, as if she had made some decision. Then, there was a sharp pain in her head, and her eyes darkened and she lost consciousness.

"Huh, as expected, this is the most reassuring thing. Lord Benkasha takes action, and I won't even think about it for two hours."

Kasha shook his fist and said proudly, and then asked the elf maid to drag out the "corpse" on the ground and throw it away.

Inadvertently, her eyes fell on the magic loudspeaker on the ground.

Well, that boy Wu seems to be very precious about this stuff, so I'd better put it away for him first to save him from making endless troubles in the future.

With this thought in her mind, she bent down and picked up the magic loudspeaker.

The moment her fingers touched the magic loudspeaker, Kasha suddenly felt the resentment coming from above, with the strong resentment of not being able to realize her wish, which made her feel a little fluttering in her heart.

With this throbbing, Kasha cast her gaze blankly to the audience, looking at the eager scene of hundreds of thousands of people below. Suddenly, she seemed to feel good about herself and thought that these people were looking at her. It seems that I must do something, and a strong desire for self-expression arises spontaneously.

But what should we do? It seems that the only things he is good at are fighting and drinking, but he can't do these things. By the way, during the last lottery competition on the eve of God's birthday, didn't Mr. Wu teach him a song called "Hey Jie La"? Although the name is a bit ugly, it was unexpectedly well received by many adventurers, thus raising a lot of funds. If Wu Boy hadn't cheated, he would have given away his two precious daughters and those two bastards Feini and Kane. If you pull them together to cheat and deal with yourself, you will definitely win the game.

Thinking of this, Kasha couldn't help but feel a surge of confidence in her heart. She tightened her hand holding the magic loudspeaker slightly and put it to her mouth.

"Ahem——"

Sound check, um, no problem, everything is fine.

This was probably the first time he faced this situation. Kasha, who had always been cheeky, remained shy for a while before speaking again.

"Ahem, Elder Fan was drunk just now. Please forgive me. Now I will replace him and present my proud work to everyone - hehe..."

"Fuck your sister!!"

Before he finished speaking, Kane, who arrived in time, roared angrily. His thin figure seemed to turn into a roaring giant black bear. With overwhelming momentum, he rushed forward with a flying kick and kicked Kasha off the stage, which made people unable to help but I once again sighed at the strength of this old man on crutches, and then thought that this kind of strength and strength was probably trained by the two elders just now.

"Elder Kane...it's really hard work for those who can do it."

Seeing this scene, Elder Lyman sighed with admiration and sympathy in his heart. Fortunately, his elves do not have such a living treasure. They have such an excellent king as Artoria and the great Arlandland. The elders were supporting from behind, and the only headaches might be the two little guys Beja and Drizzt.

In short, with Kane's constant apologies and explanations, this farce finally came to an end. Oh, by the way, under the siege of many elven soldiers, the tragic Queen Fini could not escape the law after all. Dozens of soldiers held her down He fell to the ground and was pressed into the cell to await interrogation.

It is worth mentioning that because those who knew her identity at the time, such as Kane and White Wolf, were all distracted by the farce on the stage, they did not notice the movement on Feini's side until they came to their senses. Come on, this poor transvestite is already locked in a damp and dark cell, cowering in the corner like a frightened animal and crying secretly.

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"it's a pity......"

At the wedding banquet where calm had returned, Arturia sighed softly.

"What's a pity?"

Kane, who finally breathed a sigh of relief after getting rid of his two biggest troubles, took a sip of the voluptuous rum in his hand and enjoyed this rare leisure time.

"It's a pity that I didn't hear Fan's song. Judging from his confidence, he must be very outstanding."

"puff--!!"

The bright red rum that Kane just drank turned into a mouthful of blood mist and spurted out.

"Yes...really? But Elder Fan is drunk. Even if he is as outstanding as Her Highness the Queen said, I'm afraid he won't be able to perform well."

After gently wiping the corners of his mouth and hiding a laugh, Kane explained ambiguously.

"Elder Kane, you can't say that."

Artoria shook her head, obviously not agreeing with Kane's explanation.

"Many outstanding art masters in our clan like to create while slightly drunk."

"Perhaps it is true as Her Royal Highness the Queen said, but I think on such an important day, it is better to be cautious in everything."

Kane looked at the serious-faced Arturia and was speechless. He couldn't help but secretly guess that the personality gap between these young couple was so big that they were two opposites. How could they get along well together? There shouldn't be any problems, although in the future, the strongest couple in history will definitely spend more time together and less together.

"Well, Elder Kane is thoughtful and Artoria has learned a lesson."

Arturia thought about it. Although after being drunk, Fan might be able to perform exceptionally well, but it does not rule out the possibility of losing his standard. On such an important occasion, it is better not to try. Elder Kane is really thoughtful. , it’s no wonder that the two of them, Great Elder Akala, can keep the entire Rogge camp, and even the alliance, in order.

At the same time, the other three resident elders of the camp, except for a certain guy who was knocked unconscious, couldn't help but sneeze loudly, muttering in their hearts about which bastard was poking their spines from behind.

"Beja."

While her mind was spinning, Arturia waved to Beja who was nearby.

Hearing Artoria's voice, Beja immediately shuddered. Ever since her mother, the previous Elf Queen Attis, passed away, this little girl has become increasingly difficult to discipline. Even Lyman has felt this recently. She had a headache. Fortunately, Beiya's character gradually matured. Apart from occasionally being naughty and teasing others, she had reached an age where she didn't need to be nagging or disciplined.

However, the only thing she is afraid of is Artoria. In Beja's mind, Artoria is like a mother, because Artoria has an aura similar to Beja's mother, Queen Attis. , the same gentleness, but more majestic and admirable.

Could it be that you are still blaming me for teasing that idiot Wu?

Hearing Artoria's call, Beja immediately thought with fear in her heart. Indeed, it was a bit too much to let that fool drink the 100-year-old Sac Crystal wine. Drinking the whole bottle like this would not be called a fool. Wu, even a very drinkable adventurer, would be so drunk that he would fall unconscious.

However, that idiot is not at a loss, this is Sark Crystal. Even an ordinary elf noble may not have the opportunity to taste it in his life.

While thinking wildly in her mind, Beya took a few steps forward in fear and looked at Artoria with pitiful eyes. Although she knew very well that for the meticulous Artoria, no matter how pitiful she looked, she could not affect her. It was her decision, but Bea still did it subconsciously, just like a daughter instinctively acting coquettishly towards her mother.

However, Beja thought wrong. After all the farce, Arturia probably didn't want to scold Beja in a place like this, but she had other reasons for asking her to come over.

"Beya, go get some hangover soup and let Fan drink it."

"Oh...oh, okay, I understand, Sister Artoria."

After being stunned for a while, Beiya immediately responded happily. Based on her understanding of Arturia, she allowed herself to do this, which was almost equivalent to giving her a chance to atone for her sins. If she did it well, she would not suffer again. Time to reprimand.

Therefore, Beja nodded quickly, fearing that Artoria would regret it, and immediately disappeared from the banquet venue like a gust of wind.

"This child..."

Seeing Beiya jumping up and down, ignoring Shuyi's leaving figure in a hurry, Arturia shook her head helplessly.

"Haha~~, it's still a long time, so take your time."

Lyman stroked his long beard and watched Beja leave with Arturia and a smile.

Although she is still a little naughty, compared to the little girl who was ignorant and disappointing a few years ago, Tia has undoubtedly undergone earth-shaking changes. As long as she is taught properly, she may not become the second Ah in the future. Tisi, you know, when Attis was young, she was not much better than Beja now.

Lyman, who had raised Attis with one hand and had a relationship like a father and daughter, couldn't help but sigh secretly when he thought of Attis. He had various feelings in his heart and was very complicated. Of course, in front of Artoria, He could not express his sighs.

In fact, when Attis chose to sacrifice herself to fight for the slightest chance for Artoria, Lyman strongly opposed it out of selfish motives. After all, she was using Her Highness the Queen's precious life in exchange for the legendary creature. In the eyes of anyone, this is a very ridiculous thing. It is no wonder that in tens of thousands of years, this kind of thing has only happened once, and it ended in failure.

But looking at Artoria in front of her, it turned out that Attis was right, but why did Attis have to sacrifice? Ancestor, maybe your idea is right, but for many people, especially the child Beiya, it is really cruel.

For a moment, the scenes of Artis, who existed like his own daughter, flashed through Lyman's mind like a fleeting glance. He sat quietly in an inconspicuous corner, watching this grand wedding. During the feast, Lyman was immersed in a great sense of relief and sadness...

"That's strange, where are the Tia people?"

On the way out of the Crystal Tree Square, Beya muttered softly. She had just searched around the banquet, but she didn't find the little princess of the Horadric tribe.

"That's fine..."

But soon, Beja didn't care anymore. Although they had just cooperated closely, in the long run, Tia was still like an enemy, and there was no need to go out to find her.

How could His Highness take such a little girl seriously who doesn't even know the basic common sense about the differences between men and women? Even if she is not here, His Highness will not feel bored, hum!

Naturally thinking this, Beiya couldn't help but quicken her pace. Under the guidance of the elf maid, she walked towards the room where the idiot was placed. She thought that she could play tricks on the idiot later when he was unconscious. Beiya's lips curled up slightly. With a movement, it bent into a beautiful and moving arc.

"Idiot Wu, I came down here to see you. Why don't you kneel down with tears of gratitude to express your gratitude?"

Although she knew that the idiot inside was probably lying on the bed fast asleep, it was also because she knew this that Beiya pushed the door open with one hand without any scruples, and put her other hand on her waist in a cute and cute manner, making a clear and clear sound like a bell. echoed in the dim room.

Then, maintaining this movement, Beja's already big and cute eyes like cartoons gradually widened, revealing an incredible dull gaze.

In the simply decorated room, the idiot Wu was just as she imagined, lying on the bed and sleeping soundly. However, Tia, who she couldn't find after circling the banquet hall, appeared in the room at this time.

If it was just like this, there was no need for Beya to show any surprised expression.

The problem is, Tia is not only in the room, but also on the bed, kneeling astride that idiot Wu’s waist, with his hands on the pillow, supporting his upper body to lean down slightly. When Beiya opened the door, what he saw was The scene we saw happened to be the exciting shot of two pairs of lips intertwining.

"Tia... you... you you you..."

For a moment, Beja was speechless in shock.

"Is there a problem?"

Tia was calmer now. Even though Beiya was staring at her, she still calmly lowered her head and kissed her for a long time. Then she gently raised her head and turned to look at Beiya. There was a hint of emotion in her clear and bright eyes. With a hint of enchantment, she looked as if she had suddenly transformed from a young girl to a mature woman.