Diablo Destruction

"What do you want to do~~?!"

Before the last glimmer of hope was blocked and completely turned into despair, I yelled sternly and loudly, trying to exude a little bit of pitiful murderous aura from my body, and used my hidden and unknown majesty to kill the two little ones. The girl calmed down temporarily so that she could escape.

It's a pity that I don't know what Beiya is like, but Tia was not fooled at all. She smiled smugly as if she had figured out my character a long time ago and winked at Beiya.

"Fanfan, I heard that you can demolish three bars in one go after drinking. It's so awesome~~"

With admiration shining in her round and lovely big eyes, little girl Tia began to drink the soup.

"Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect you, an idiot, to have such a manly side. I'm going to change my opinion of you."

I don't know when Beya became so tacitly understanding. She immediately cooperated with Tia to attack from both sides and gave me another hit.

"Haha~hahaha~~, right? It's actually nothing special, hahahaha~~"

Although this is not something to be proud of, I still couldn't help but feel proud after being praised like this by two little girls. However, Tia's news was subtly wrong in a small part. A bar was demolished three times in a row, although this behavior seemed a bit worse.

"And Beya, you can talk like this. When did I stop being a man?"

I turned my head and glanced at Beiya dissatisfied. Why does this little elf speak so unpleasantly? Does he look down on me? I think back then, Belial, Gamorro, and Yizuer all fell under the iron heel of my uncle, hahahaha~~~

"Really? I can't believe it~~"

Seeing my complacent look, little girl Beya's eyes stared at me closely, filled with suspicion.

"Beya, how can you say this? Fanfan is very powerful. Together with Elder Kane and the others, he liberated our Horadric tribe from the closed world. And let me tell you, at that time, I and I Fanfan and two people broke into the ancient tomb together, and Fanfan killed the projection of Demon King Du Ruier by himself. Fanfan was only level 25 at that time."

Tia proudly said as she stood out her breasts, which looked particularly proud and curvaceous against the sexy tight Orion suit.

Is this kid proud of my heroic deeds? It’s so touching, oh oh, I can’t help the feelings in my heart, Tia, please be my sister too.

For a man, one of the happiest times is probably to have a girl, and she is such a beautiful little princess as Dia. I feel proud of you at that moment. I wiped the corners of my eyes, and my heart was filled with infinite love. .

"Really? Is that true? It's very suspicious. Killing Duriel's projection alone? Dia, have you seen it with your own eyes?"

It's a pity that Tia's touching words were not recognized by Beja. She still looked at me with suspicion, ah, you unpleasant little girl, I will call you suspicious from now on. Beiya was healed, she just cheered in her heart.

Putting away my moved expression, I gave Bea a stern face with an angry glare.

"Although...although I did not see it with my own eyes, when I woke up, Duriel was already dead."

Tia argued unconvinced.

Oh, indeed, at that time, he transformed into a blood bear and fought with Duriel. Because the scene was too inappropriate for children, Dia, who had not yet experienced the world and had a pure mind, fainted. When she woke up, she was treated as a Hallucination, although a bit self-deceptive.

However, if it is Tia who has gone through the ruthless training of experience, she should be able to accept the brutality of the blood bear.

"In other words, you don't have strong evidence. Maybe after you fainted, a strong man suddenly appeared, killed Du Riel, and then was impersonated by this idiot."

Seeing that Tia could not produce evidence, the suspicious Beja immediately became proud.

"You're talking nonsense, Fanfan wouldn't lie to me, right?"

Tia glared at Beja angrily, and then looked at me with infinite trust.

"Of course."

I nodded quickly. To be honest, I would never lie to a girl unless there were special circumstances. On the other hand, unless there were special circumstances, I would never speak seriously to those grown men and old men in Lal.

"Hmph, how is it impossible, Tia, let me tell you, maybe when you fainted, this idiot would still... do this to your body... to your body... in this way or that! !”

Beiya said this viciously, but her own face turned red first, hmph, a little girl is just a little girl, she hasn't even held a man's hand, right? What do you know? !

Of course I wouldn't let Bea's little trick succeed. Just when I was about to open my mouth to argue, Bea defended me first.

"Fanfan is not that kind of person."

Two little girls stood on my left and right sides, sticking out their little heads and staring at each other, neither of them convinced the other.

"Really? Have you forgotten that this fool has a criminal record? Look, he already has three wives at home, and now even our Queen is not sparing him. And in the arena, didn't you also see Is it very clear? His relationship with the Lake Clan Sky Fox is also unclear and very ambiguous."

The suspicious Beja came one by one in an orderly manner. It was hard to tell that this little girl was young and very thoughtful. She was worthy of being the queen and had received higher education.

Impacted by Beja's powerful factual evidence, Tia's expression was obviously shaken. Hold on, Tia, although what Beja said is true, I really didn't touch you at that time. Pass.

"Just...even if this is the case, so what? Anyway, I have made an agreement with Fanfan. He can take my body whenever he wants. Things like this...like touching...touching my body are not possible at all. It’s just…no big deal.”

After stammering, Tia bowed her head shyly.

"..."

In the end, she really didn’t trust me. Even though she trusted me so much in other aspects, it seemed that from the moment she went to the Horadric clan and peeped at Dia on the roof, I had been deeply attracted to her. Branded with the mark of a lustful man.

One mistake turned into an eternal hatred. The ancients did not deceive me. It was obviously just because Dia's dress was too conspicuous that I glanced at her one more time...well, it was just a few glances. There was absolutely no voyeuristic or lustful thoughts in it. .

Bea was stunned at the same time as me. She seemed to not believe that Tia would say such a thing. Her eyes widened, her face was also flushed, and she turned her head away more shyly than Tia. He looked determined that I don't know you are a loser.

It seems that this little girl has an unexpectedly pure mind and is totally helpless with pornographic jokes. What should I do? Should I take advantage of this weakness and bully this little girl who is always against me? Hey hey hey~~

He looked up and down at Beiya with not bad intentions, but was noticed by Tia who was standing beside me. She quickly pulled my arm, her soft breasts pressed closer to it, and looked at me with an angry expression.

"No, Fanfan, the agreement with me has not been completed yet. How can you be half-hearted and have Beiya's idea again?"

"..."

That's right, my image in Tia's mind is that of a hungry pervert. Thank you Tia for treating me as such a person in time and still not despising or looking down on me. You are really a kind girl.

As if hearing Tia's words, little girl Beya's pretty face became even more rosy, and she looked at me with a vigilant look, as if you were looking at a perverted uncle if you dare to pounce on me and I'll scream.

Okay, it doesn’t matter what my image looks like anymore, please let me go and let me find a corner to squat.

"Forget it, it's not that I can't believe Tia's words. After all, I don't have conclusive evidence to refute it."

Unexpectedly, at the end of this conversation that was about to end with the conclusions of "I am a liar" and "I am a pervert", Beya suddenly changed the subject in front of my surprised eyes, allowing me to see them again. A glimmer of light to erect a tall image.

"What are you looking at? I don't want to be called suspicious by others. Ah, you idiot, you must have been thinking that I was suspicious just now, right? You idiot, big idiot, idiot Wu~ ~!!"

Being stared at by my surprised eyes, Beiya muttered a little embarrassedly, and then she seemed to notice something and looked at me with an angry look on her face.

I have to say, this girl's thinking is really sharp.

"Okay, I won't make it difficult for you, oh, by the way..."

Tia sighed as if giving up, and made a gesture of letting go. The little hand holding my wrist had just relaxed halfway, but suddenly she looked like she had remembered something, and turned her gaze to the place where she had left. On top of the bottle of wine that she took out at the beginning, she continued casually.

"Look, I believe you, so you have to show something. Besides, as a grown man, don't you even dare to drink?"

When he said the last sentence, Beya looked me up and down with a slightly contemptuous look. Indeed, in the Dark Continent, even among the elves, if a man does not dare to drink, he will be looked down upon by many people.

"What did you say?!"

I immediately stood up and glared at Beiya, you girl, how dare you look down on me like this, even a homebody has a fiery heart, how can you allow a girl like you to look down upon me.

"Bring me the wine!!"

After breaking free of the two little girls attacking from the left and right, I stretched out my big hand to Beiya and said boldly, "At this time, even if a golden dragon comes, it can't stop my determination to drink. Yes, at this moment, I have already Transformed into the god of wine, Wu Fan, hahahaha (voice from Youku)~~~~~! !

"Really want to drink? I heard that you idiot can't drink well, right?"

Beiya hesitantly hid the wine behind her back, with a look like "I'm thinking about you too. If you can't drink, don't force it. Although I will despise you, I will never show it in front of outsiders."

By the way, is this thirty-eight-character expression description a result of the rich expressions of this little girl, or is it because I am too good at filling it out in my head?

"Lori, what are you talking about? Who do you think I am, do you know? Even the famous Queen Rogge and Sister Sharna are definitely no match for me in terms of drinking capacity. Hmph, why don't you hurry up and get it."

With a snort, I took the lead in grabbing the bottle of wine from Beja's hand, shaking it in my hand, as if opening the bottle.

In the blind spot of someone's sight, the two little girls glanced at each other secretly. In their seemingly clear and flawless beautiful eyes, both showed sly smiles of succeeding in mischief.

"You two, stay away."

Just as I was about to unscrew the mouth of the bottle, I suddenly remembered something, stopped my movement, and shouted to the little girl standing close to my left and right.

"Stand away from me, I'm afraid that the Dionysian aura I will exude later will scare you two girls out of your wits."

Tia and Beya smiled secretly in their hearts and took a dozen steps back obediently.

Well, this distance is enough.

The next moment, with the two little girls looking stunned, I ran away! !

Wow hahahaha~~~, do you think I can’t see it? One of you is a white face, the other is a bad face. After talking so much, are you just trying to trick me into drinking? Let me tell you, when I, Wu Fan, fooled people, you were not yet weaned.

"Fanfan is a big liar~~!!"

"Idiot Wu, stop here~~!!"

The two little girls reacted very quickly. They came to their senses in the blink of an eye and caught up with me.

Huh, big liar? It's better than being fooled by you and being treated as a fool. I groaned in my heart and increased the frequency of movement of my legs.

Damn it, the crowd was too dense and I couldn't use my speed. It seemed that I couldn't get rid of these two little girls for a while.

When I turned around, I saw two little girls, taking advantage of their petite bodies, to move freely through the crowd and catch up with them at a speed that was not inferior to mine. I suddenly panicked.

When necessary, I will not hesitate to transform into a moon wolf. I must not drink this wine. If I get drunk and make a fool of myself, it will not be a small brawl like tearing down a bar in the past, but will be recorded in the annals of history for future reference. People "looked up" at him.

I looked back from time to time and saw the two little girls approaching gradually. I gritted my teeth. Just when I was waiting to take action, unexpectedly, a small hand covered in translucent lace gloves suddenly stretched out in front of me.

The timing of this petite little hand that suddenly appeared was so clever that it was definitely not something ordinary people could do. Combined with the wedding gloves on the little hand, I could guess the owner of the little hand without turning around.

His own cheap wife——Artoria.

Under Artoria's interception, I couldn't avoid it. I could only reach out at the same time, grab her little hand, and gently squeeze it, thereby eliminating the last trace of inertia. I just stopped next to Artoria and pulled her Holding Xu in his arms.

At least in the eyes of outsiders, my act of rushing over and hugging Artoria in my arms was very affectionate.

"Fan, what happened? Running around in the banquet is very disrespectful."

In my arms, Arturia raised her head slightly and asked calmly. There was no trace of shyness on the beautiful face that was so close to me. The girl who was suddenly held in my arms in public, it should be said that as a Does the king's thinking point of view differ from that of ordinary girls, or does Arturia simply know nothing about men and women?

No, I don’t think it’s both, but this idiot’s one-track mind. The moment he was hugged by me, he had already concluded that the other party was his husband - the book said that being hugged by a husband is a matter of course. The thing is, it’s the duty of a wife (?) - so she naturally accepted this gesture, thinking that other people’s weird looks were weird behavior.

Well, this is more likely. Forget it, don't tell her. Even for a couple, hugging in public is still very... uh, bold behavior.

Naturally, it was impossible for me to tell Artoria the truth, saying that I was being hunted by two little girls. Moreover, those two little girls would not dare to do so in front of Artoria, who is dignified and solemn and will never tolerate evil behavior. Be messy.

I glanced back, and sure enough, I saw Arturia and I standing together. The two little princesses obviously restrained their behavior a lot. They trotted up and looked at me with dissatisfaction.

Come on, be afraid, the little girl is just a little girl.

"Fan, bullying girls is wrong."

Seeing the two girls looking at her angrily, Artoria thought I had bullied them again. By the way, why did I say "again"?

Before I could explain, Artoria's eyes suddenly fell on the wine bottle in my hand.

This was taken from Beja. Although he wanted to throw away this abominable crime tool while escaping, Rogge's stingy thoughts immediately took over. This bottle of wine should be sold for a lot of money. After all, it belongs to Beja. Who is Beja? The daughter of the former Elf Queen, can she get something even close to that?

So, I have held it until now.

Looking at the wine bottle in my hand, Artoria stayed for a moment, and the stupid hair on her head started to rotate again. Then, suddenly there was a crisp "ding" sound like a microwave, and the stupid hair stopped rotating. , and Artoria's face also showed an expression of sudden realization.

I heard that among the human race, some tribes do have such a tradition. Couples have to toast each other on the wedding day.

Nodding as if she understood something, Arturia took a glass of wine from the side and smiled lightly.

"Fan, please!"

Huh?

Seeing Artoria's sudden move, I couldn't turn my head around for a moment.

After not seeing me move for a long time, Arturia also tilted her head slightly with a puzzled expression. She looked at the wine bottle in my hand, then at the cup in her hand. She turned around a few times again, and then revealed A look of astonishment.

Indeed, he had lost his etiquette. What Fan was holding was a bottle. How could he be so good at handling it with a cup? Although it is unsightly to use bottles directly, if it is the custom over there, there is nothing you can do about it.

Huh?

I groaned again, why did Artoria look like "I can't help it, as a wife, she should cooperate with her husband."

In my dull expression, Arturia put down the wine glass in her hand and whispered a few words to the elf maid beside her. After a while, the elf maid brought over a bottle of wine exactly like the one in my hand.

"Fan, let us work together as husband and wife."

Arturia unscrewed the mouth of the bottle and showed me a refreshing, yet devilish smile in my eyes.

I:"……"

Being stupid is indeed the most terrifying attribute in the world. I never expected that the final boss would not be Beja or Dia, but Artoria! !