Diablo Destruction

I stared dumbfounded at the old drunkard who spoke passionately on the stage. I was stunned for a moment.

"That's right, are you going to ruin Her Highness the Queen's intentions and embarrass her?"

Muradin's raging voice also came out. If you look closely, you can see that this guy is trying hard to put on a Chinese-character face, hiding his usual mean and stingy image behind him. Looking at it this way, he really looks a bit like a dwarf. The power of the king.

But, what kind of medicine are these two old guys selling in the gourd? In front of so many elves and other races, wouldn't they consider the consequences? What about Kane? Why don't you come out and stop them?

Many elves in the audience had begun to whisper and express their own opinions. Suddenly, the entire square was filled with the voices of thousands of elves.

I have to admit that these self-proclaimed elegant artists do have more sense than humans. Although they were overwhelmed at first, but now that I think about it carefully, it turned out that Her Royal Highness the Queen made the decision based on her own will. There is no element of reluctance in it, and it seems that it is not my turn to be excited.

Soon, this opinion gained the upper hand, and the elves who had this consensus became silent one by one, with the frustration and despair on their faces clearly visible.

Hey, could it be said that the old drunkard and Muradin did a good thing?

Looking at the unexpected development, I marveled at the rationality of the elves. What was even more surprising was that the two guys on the stage who were afraid of chaos in the world actually did something serious today?

"No, Her Majesty the Queen is determined to marry the Alliance. Why is it that guy named Druid Wu Fan? I heard that guy already has three wives. How can such a pervert be worthy of our Her Majesty the Queen? !”

The discordant sound came from the corner of the square, and soon resonated with some elves. Even those elves who had already accepted their fate were shaken. Yes, even if it is a marriage, it does not have to be that kind of guy, at least it must be I need to find someone who is more compatible with Her Majesty the Queen.

"Be quiet, be quiet. In other words, everyone has agreed on the marriage between the two races. Are we discussing it on the premise of this?"

The old drunkard held up his magic loudspeaker and raised his voice loudly, overwhelming the entire audience.

Hey, why does that magic loudspeaker look so familiar? !

I looked through the inventory and immediately leaned on it. I was bored in the house last night, so I took it out to practice my voice. Maybe I forgot to recycle it and put it on the table. I didn't know when this bastard touched it.

My artifact to conquer the universe! !

Resisting the urge to rush forward and snatch it back, I looked at the stage with blazing eyes. As soon as these guys do anything improper, what they will face will be my druid Wu Fan Leiting. one strike.

There is no need to doubt their quality. It is very possible that one moment they are discussing state affairs, civil affairs and family affairs in a serious manner, and the next moment they turn out to play Northeastern duo. This is their bad nature, and they really cannot relax for a moment.

"Very good, then let us take this as a premise and discuss the outcome."

Enjoying the majesty of being watched by everyone, the old drunkard used a smug voice that could not be concealed, moistened his throat, and continued.

"First of all, the druid Wu Fan you are talking about is the elder of our alliance. Although he may not be equal to your queen in terms of status within each other's clan, you also know that the elder of our alliance is The elder is Master Akara, and the elder is already the highest position under the great elder."

Under the gaze of countless pairs of eyes, the old drunkard said some very coherent lines that did not seem to come from her mouth. Could it be that...

Instantly, I thought of a possibility. Yes, Kane must be involved. Otherwise, the old drunkard would never be able to think of such a precise line.

After it was over, the elves below also started whispering, and even lines such as "So this is the structure of the alliance" could be heard occasionally.

There is no way, the elves are artists at best, and squatting at home at worst. Ordinary elves don't particularly like to gather in noisy places such as bars and chat about the world. Because they live in scattered places, they don't know much about the outside world. They know each other very well. They only know the spiritual leader of their clan, Great Elder Yalandlan, and the wise and powerful Queen. Even the appearance of human beings was quite vague before the two clans came into contact.

"Of course, there is no doubt about his position as an elder. He has been appointed eight years ago. It is definitely not a hasty decision because he wants to marry your Majesty the Queen. Of course, if you want this and have to change it, our alliance I don’t mind appointing another elder to marry your Queen.”

"This is not okay!"

"Yes, yes, this is simply an insult to Her Majesty the Queen!!"

Sure enough, the elves were very excited. They were really naive guys who were easily provoked.

"Could it be said that besides this Druid Wu Fan, there are no other elders? At least he is someone who can wholeheartedly focus on his marriage to Her Royal Highness, not such a pervert!"

Among the crowd, discordant voices appeared again. In other words, it was the same person who ruined the atmosphere the first time. Listening to the tone, although the tone was deliberately changed, you could still tell that it was the same person.

I felt that a very strong atmosphere of conspiracy was permeating the sky above this square.

"Yes, that's right. Don't you humans have no good candidates anymore?"

"Is that all the Adventurers Alliance has?"

This discordant sound can always arouse the elves' flammable points, and in an instant, protests began one after another.

"Idiot over there~~!!"

The old drunkard immediately silenced all sounds with a sharp roar, pointed at an elf who was leading the protest, and said loudly.

"Do you think that geniuses like your Royal Highness the Queen are just green vegetables on the street that you can meet casually?"

"Of course not. Your Highness the Queen is the hope given to us by the Forest Goddess. Even if it takes ten thousand or one hundred thousand years, one of her will not appear."

This very passionate Queen fan replied loudly.

"That's it. It's the same in our alliance. He's known as the youngest elder in the history of the alliance. Do you think you can be a fool? That's a fool that only happens once in a hundred thousand years... ahem... that one .”

Huh--? Hey-? ! !

The old drunk seemed to have swallowed a certain word just now. Is it my imagination? And which one is [that]? What does [that] mean? ! Please explain it to me... No, it's better not to explain it. Don't explain it to me. Bastard, why can't I help but burst into tears?

"Of course, youth always means less experience. Compared with us elders of the older generation, that guy is still far behind." After coughing a few times, the old drunkard continued.

No, I personally think that although it is indeed not comparable to elders such as Akara and Kane, and even the stingy Farah, although his personality is a bit worse, he has also made a huge contribution to the alliance due to his personal hobbies and the spirit of research day and night. , also makes me feel ashamed.

Only for you, old drunkard, I still have a sense of superiority as an elder. You, who are least qualified to say this, said it anyway. Even that thick-skinned person who can even withstand Baal's attacks should blush a little.

Just as I was secretly directing my complaints in my heart, the old drunkard and the short winter melon, who had been serious for a long time, finally exposed their true colors as the root of evil and the origin of trouble.

"But it's a pity that the only one who can match your elf queen in terms of age is that boy. Or..."

Up to this point, the tone and expression of the old drunkard were quite normal. However, in the next moment, they made everyone present realize what it means to reveal one's true nature and what it means for the situation to take a turn for the worse.

"Or are you willing to let your Queen marry such a perverted old man?"

It seemed that he yelled these words with the loudest voice in his life. At this time, Lao Donggua, who had been hiding behind the scenes, also cooperated with the old drunkard in time, stepped forward, and raised the items in his hands high.

What he held high in his hand was a memory crystal.

Then, under everyone's doubtful gaze, the memory crystal burst out with light, and a clear image was projected from it.

In the image, Farah, wearing a magical girl costume, revealing his skinny thighs and leg hair, used his withered old hands to spin a heart-shaped wand with a cute girlish aura, which had never been seen before due to the experimental explosion. His white beard, which was not too long, was decorated with a pink ribbon bow. The few remaining hairs were combed into small braids, and then tied into a very complicated goddess hairstyle.

With countless colorful shooting stars and coquettishly blooming flowers as the background, Farah, dressed in this way, turned her wand in a light circle while mumbling something.

"Transformation, miraruku, kiraruku, gyogyogyogyo..., I like fish the most."

"puff------!!"

In an instant, there were countless sounds of spitting food. If it was after-dinner time, the entire square would have turned into a sea of ​​food scraps.

No...I'm sorry, although it's a bit embarrassing for me to complain, but please tell me where should I complain, where should I complain.

"Even if you ask me like this, I don't know. And don't cry~~!!"

The expression on the little fox's face, which I was holding by the shoulders and shaking back and forth, was extremely subtle. It was a very complicated emotion between shock and disgust, laughter and embarrassment.

No, no, this video... No, ahem, the content in this memory crystal is too problematic.

With a dull expression, he looked at the perverted Farah wearing a magical girl costume in the memory crystal on the stage. After completing the transformation action that made people laugh, he flashed his index and middle fingers horizontally in a V shape at the corner of his eyes, saying The shining action of a beautiful girl once again caused countless people to scream and said, "Adventurer League, we warmly welcome you to join. We have the cutest beautiful girls here waiting for you to save them." Then she blew a kiss. , once again caused countless shouts of laughter.

While watching, my brain was running at high speed.

No matter how perverted old man Farah is, there is no way he can make such a thing. Think about it carefully, think about it carefully, does this memory crystal look familiar?

"Meow~~!!"

At this moment, a scream that was almost impossible to detect at ordinary times caught my attention. No, rather than attracting attention, it was better to say that it revealed the last layer of fog in my heart, and I suddenly said, "The truth is only A” impulse.

After passing through the hundreds of meters of crowd, I approached the source of the sound. Sure enough, I saw the little fake girl Feini. Yes, it would be surprising that she didn't come to such a big ceremony. But when did she come and why did she come? She didn't come to me, but when I saw Oona standing next to her, I understood.

However, these are not important, what is important is the truth...

"Meow~, isn't this what the red-haired devil forced me to do a few days ago, meow?"

Fini didn't notice my approach, she looked at the stage closely and exclaimed in an incredible tone.

Sure enough, that's right. I said this action and transformation line look so familiar. Isn't it the same one I taught Feini? This is plagiarism from Hongguoguo, you bastard! !

"Ehhhhhh?!!"

At this moment, a familiar voice of exclamation also sounded from the other side. Just hearing the energy density inside, you knew it was coming from the always energetic little girl Tia.

"what happened?"

Beja, the little girl next to her, asked aloud.

"Yesterday Elder Kasha asked me to add the appearance of an old man to the above influence. It turns out that's what happened."

Tia was a little confused, and seemed to know that she had done something that was quite helpful.

It turns out that if she is a little princess of the Horadric clan who is a magical race and has inherited soul magic, this kind of thing is indeed possible.

It's terrible, it's terrible. I didn't expect that in the Dark Continent, we can see artifact-level technology like PS. The old drunkard might be an unexpected liberator of ideas.

However, it seems that now is not the time to care about this.

At this time, the content of the memory crystal pear was finally played. The white memory crystal seemed unable to withstand the damage of PS. After completing its mission, it turned into a pile of powder. At this time, the old drunkard's triumphant voice once again sounded. The sound rang in the ears of everyone present who sprayed again and again and appeared in a dazed state.

"So, why don't you let Your Highness the Queen marry such a bad old man? In comparison, Mr. Wu is not bad at all."

Not only was it good, it was simply perfect. Looking at the expressions of fear and recognition on the faces of the elves who suddenly woke up, I complained again.

"Last and most important point, many people may not know that Wu Xiaozi is actually the other one of the Mainland Geminis, so from this point of view, he is completely worthy of your Highness the Queen."

It's too late. Wouldn't it be better to say this earlier? You are doing it on purpose, you are trying to push Farah into the abyss! !