Diablo Destruction

"you……"

"What on earth are you guys doing? Don't embarrass the elves here."

Just when I was about to say something, I was suddenly interrupted by another crisp voice.

"..."

By the way, where is my appearance scene?

From the beginning, to the dozen or so male elves who seemed to have escaped from the cage of the Royal Elf Comedy Art Troupe, I eliminated the other three people one by one, and then stood up and said, "In fact, I am that one" Except for Druid Wu Fan, it seems that he has no lines.

I finally wanted to say something but was interrupted.

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Could it be that... could it be that I am not the protagonist? Or is it that his mortal aura has completely suppressed the protagonist's aura, and he has become the kind of guy with the nickname "Passenger A" for the male protagonist in the new series?

Just when I fell into the most serious self-reflection and depression in my life, the voice that just interrupted me sounded again.

"Hey, you, the Druid boy named Wu Fan, do you still know me?"

I raised my head, and saw an elf beauty as clear and elegant as a mountain stream, standing not far in front of me. If I had to describe my feeling now, it was like I had lost my way in a beautiful forest like a dream, and then the forest The little fairy suddenly spread her transparent wings and flew down from the top of her head.

"You are... wait, let me think about it, let me think about it, please, please don't interrupt, please give me one more line, please!!"

At this time, I was like a third-rate actor begging the director to give me more scenes. I clasped my hands and begged, saying, there is no other way. Even if the other party likes my body, I can only compromise. The circle of artists is so dark.

"You guys... are still so weird, just like the brown weirdo I saw last time in Kurast..."

The beautiful little girl in front of her seemed to be a little surprised and tilted her head, muttering softly.

Brown weirdos? Could it be that the Indian Asan in Omas she was talking about? Bastard, you actually compared me to that comedian. Even if you want to explain it from an artistic point of view, then I am also a singer! !

Wait, it sounds like she knows me. In other words, she met me when she first came to the elves, or is she even a familiar guy?

Looking at the little elf girl who was less than two meters away from me, with a slightly frowning brow and fair and delicate facial features, I fell into deep thought. The scenes of supporting the elf operation were replayed in my mind, and then, I suddenly realized A gentle pat of the palm.

"It seems that you finally remembered. You are such an idiot. It took you so long to remember me. We had obviously been together for several months."

The small elf beauty looked relieved but also slightly dissatisfied.

"I know who you are."

I pointed loudly at the hands in front of me and put my hands on my hips, proudly erecting her little elfin beauty that was still developing and slightly bulging.

Just a casual comment, although they are still developing, judging from the common DNA of elves, the cute little breasts with subtle arcs in front of you may end here if they grow a little bit. Don't be discouraged, small breasts are a rare resource , please try your best to live.

"You are Bedivere, right?" I answered confidently.

"It's Beja, you big idiot!!"

"Boom~~!"

With a heavy blow, I fell limply to the ground.

"Huhu~~, you guy is really hopeless and pitiful." Beya, the little elf beauty who had done the cruel thing, panted heavily and glared at me angrily and said, and then seemed to think of something. After coughing a few times, she regained her elegant and tranquil temperament like a little fairy in the forest.

It's too late, it's too late, you violent elf woman, tens of thousands of shining elf eyes around you are testifying.

Although I don't know why Beiya wants to maintain her image in front of other elves, the scene just now has obviously completely exposed her true nature. Hum, as a certain celebrity said, paper cannot contain fire.

"Just... it was my misunderstanding."

"Yes, it's that idiot named Wu Fan. He fell down because he didn't stand firm."

"That's right, that's right,

"How could your noble Highness Beja do such a thing?"

"Even if he can fall on flat ground, is such a person worthy of our Queen?"

There were such whispers all around.

Hey, you guys, don’t kid yourself. You have clearly seen the scene just now. Even when the opponent flew up and kicked me, the blue and white striped panties embroidered with the Styrian pattern were instantly exposed under the skirt. , maybe you can see it clearly too! !

"You really didn't recognize me?"

When she stood up, Beiya seemed a little reluctant on this question and continued to ask murderously with a smile.

"I'm sorry, I didn't expect so many years have passed..."

"After so many years, my appearance will change so much, right? There's nothing I can do about it. As the saying goes, a woman changes her age. I can't understand your feelings."

Saying this, Beiya stabbed her breasts that were beginning to take shape again, straightened them up, and laughed elegantly and arrogantly.

"No, no, no, on the contrary, it's just because there's no change at all, that's why I dare not admit it."

I shook my hand desperately and explained honestly.

Beiya: "..."

The proud smile solidified.

I:"……"

Show an honest smile.

"Drink, go to hell you idiot!!"

"Boom~~!!"

It was confirmed that they were blue and white striped panties embroidered with the Shitai beast pattern, and they seemed to have the word "Beiya" and "Juanxiu" embroidered on them.

"I just saw another hallucination, right?"

"Yes, yes, I didn't expect that this idiot named Wu Fan would fall down twice on the same spot. He is really hopeless."

"It is impossible for Your Highness Beja to do such a thing."

"No, I must rescue Her Majesty the Queen from this idiot."

The murmurs of the elves continued to be heard all around.

"..."

The elves are really an arrogant race that is good at keeping their heads down.

"Forget it, I won't argue with an idiot like you."

Beya, who realized that she had lost her temper twice, elegantly straightened her slightly messy skirt and tried to calm down her tone.

"Although it's a little late to say it now, the last aid was saved thanks to your alliance's help. I, Beya, am here to express my highest gratitude to the alliance on behalf of the rescued villagers."

After saying that, this little elf beauty who seemed to have grown up a bit, but also seemed not to have grown up at all, gently pulled one side of her skirt and made a salute that was extremely elegant in my eyes.

"Don't take it seriously. This is what it should be. Humans and elves are originally one family."

After responding like this, Bea and I burst into false laughter at the same time.

What can be confirmed is that in terms of personality, Beja is indeed much more mature than before.

"Okay, everyone, please leave. How is it appropriate to do this in front of the nobles? We can't lose the reputation of the elves."

Turning around, Beya clapped her hands gently and said crisply to the young and old elves who were watching closely around her. Although her voice was not loud, it carried a faint sense of majesty. After hearing these curious elves, they actually Really starting to scatter.

What is the origin of this little girl? When I first saw her, I thought she was Elder Lyman’s granddaughter or something, but when I asked Lyman, she turned out to be a bachelor, and even if she was Lyman’s granddaughter, it would be impossible for the elves to address her as “Your Highness.” "Well, does it have anything to do with the Elf Queen?

Thinking like this, when he came back to his senses, all the elves surrounding him had left, leaving only a dozen male elves who were suspected of being comedians and still refused to give up. stood there staring at me.

"Drizzt, what? Do you want to shame us elves?"

Not to be outdone, Beya glared at this ridiculously handsome elf man and shouted with a louder voice without any mercy. There was a majestic aura exuding from that small body.

"Even Beiya can't stop me today."

The elf male named Drizzt gritted his teeth and said decisively. Seeing that he called Beja by his first name instead of His Highness, he must have a high status in the elves, which made me sigh loudly in my heart.

They are all a bunch of **** princelings!

"Beja, tell me, are you willing to watch Her Majesty the Queen marry such a man?"

Drizzt's eyes moved from me to Beja, exuding a momentum that was not inferior to the other party's, and shouted like this.

Hello……

"Whether you like it or not, this is the queen's own choice, and I can only respect it. Besides, don't you know the importance of this marriage very well? Why do you still want to do such a thing?"

Beiya bit her delicate lips gently and whispered as if she was a little justified.

Hey hey...

"But I am not willing to give in. I will definitely make Her Royal Highness the Queen and Great Elder Yalandan wake up. Even if we do not marry with the Alliance, our Elf clan has other ways out. Why does the cooperation between the two clans require the sacrifice of Her Majesty the Queen? This It’s okay not to have such an ugly custom!”

"Then please tell me, can you think of any better way?" Beja's tone was a bit cold.

"I... Of course, this kind of thing cannot be thought of in a short while, but I believe that as long as everyone works together, there will definitely be other opportunities."

Whether it was shame or anger, Drizzt's white face turned slightly red.

"You will only talk empty words."

"I……"

"That's enough. Even if you are unwilling and want to resist, it's not today. Do you understand? Drizzt."

"enough!!"

A louder roar echoed over the elven inner city.

"Have you said enough?"

I glared at the two elves fiercely. They didn't seem to expect that I would suddenly attack. They stared at me blankly for a moment, speechless.

"Since just now, you two have been chatting non-stop at the bar, making a dazzling appearance, grabbing the lines and grabbing the lines. Who do you think you are? Do you really think you are the protagonist? Do you really think I’m a passerby?!”

"What are you talking about, you idiot..."

"Shut up."

After glaring at Beiya, I interrupted her loudly, feeling satisfied in my heart. It was so satisfying to interrupt other people's lines. Yes, this was the protagonist's momentum. How could I let these minor supporting characters steal it away.

"What you think and what you want to do has nothing to do with me. Please find a place to argue by yourself. Don't disturb others here. And you, your name is Drizzt, right?"

I will focus on this one more than the Elf Prince... Forget it, in order to avoid biting my tongue, let’s give him a nickname of [Super Elf Prince]. This is pretty good, think about it, a frog that can fight. It's called the Super Frog Warrior, and the elf who is more handsome than the Elf Prince is naturally called the Super Elf Prince.

But five words is still a bit long. Considering that Aleus's rotten girl will still bite her tongue, I might as well just call her the super fine prince.

So, just after naming him, I looked at this super-skilled prince, then took a few steps forward and looked directly at him.

"As you said, I am just an ordinary person. I don't know the elegant tone of your elves. I can only do one thing. If you have any dissatisfaction...

Staring at the other person, I said every word.

"Then, show your weapons!!!"

After being stunned for a while, the super fine prince suddenly threw his head back and laughed, his voice paused, and his originally elegant gaze was like a ferocious knife piercing straight towards him.

"It is indeed a barbaric alliance, but..."

After a pause, he took off the white flesh-sticking gloves in his hands and threw them to the ground, revealing the same slender and flexible hands as the artist.

"However, although it is very barbaric, I am very happy, and I slightly understand why Her Highness the Queen would choose someone like you."

After saying that, he bowed gracefully: "Today is indeed not the time. Please forgive me for intruding. Elder Fan, I will leave now. However, I believe we will meet soon."

As he spoke, he raised his head slightly, and his still sharp gaze proved that he had not given up his plan, but today was not the time.

"What a pity. What a pair of gloves."

I regretfully picked up the gloves thrown away by the super fine prince. This pair of silky white gloves was worth hundreds of gold coins anyway, so I couldn't let them go to waste. Let's wash them and sell them to Lal.

"You stupid!!"

I bent down to pick up the gloves, and when I was about to stand up straight, Beya let out a rude roar and kicked me down again with her Styrian blue and white striped panties.

"Why did you kick me again?!"

I dusted myself off and stood up. I glared at the other person. That was all for the first two times. It was my fault for my forgetful memory. If I don’t give an explanation this time, it’s not that simple. Do you think this is The youth theater of a savage girlfriend is staged, and men can kick her whenever they want! !

"Because you are a fool." Beja said matter-of-factly.

"This...this reason is also..."

Why, why do I have this irrefutable feeling? What is this sense of identity that arises from the soul? Ah~~, I am an idiot, so I should be kicked, right? Does living in this world really have any meaning? Apart from the existential meaning of being kicked and complained about.

"Hey, idiot Wu, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing me squatting on the ground in despair, Beiya asked with rare sympathy.

"Don't pay attention to me. I'm thinking about the profound subject of the value and meaning of life." I put my hand towards the other person and continued to draw circles.

Hey, what did that little girl just call me? Could it be that I have a new nickname? !

"Although Idiot is an idiot, he is still quite scary when he gets angry..." Beja muttered softly.

"What, how could a gentle man like me get angry? You must have read it wrong."

I suddenly became unhappy. It’s okay to say I’m a fool... No, there’s a problem too, but it’s not okay to say I’m angry. Looking in the entire Dark Continent, is there any man who can be stupider and less tempered than me?

"Humph, you said no, wasn't it just now? And this is the second time you've been angry with me..." The elf wrinkled his nose and said dissatisfied.

The second time, and the first time? The brain memory system is overloaded... Information processing cannot... The program is not responding... The self-destruction system is activated... The brain will self-destruct in ten seconds... Please leave as soon as possible... Repeat, please leave as soon as possible...

How strange! !

Do you want me to move my head, you bastard? By the way, when will I get rid of my habit of complaining about myself! !

"You guys are such an idiot." Seeing that I couldn't recall it at all, Beya sighed with a little loss and muttered in a low voice.

"Forget it, it's not bad to get angry occasionally. I don't hate it. As a man..."

"what did you just say?"

A bag of clean water was poured on the head that was about to smoke, emitting white smoke. I didn't hear Beiya's words clearly for a while, so I couldn't help but ask again.

"It's nothing, you idiot is just hearing hallucinations." Beiya shook her head in panic, her face a little red.

"Anyway, be careful these days. I don't know what Drizzt will do. Don't run around like a fool. There are many elves who want to deal with you. I'm not yours. nanny."

The elf paused and made a move to leave, but quickly turned back.

"I know you are very powerful. If Drizzt does anything, I hope you will not hurt him too much. In fact, he is a good person, but he is obsessed with the queen sister to the point of madness."

Oops, the super fine prince is stuck.

After walking a few steps, she turned back again, this time looking at Tia next to me.

"Here over there, don't stay around idiot Wu, be careful of being infected by his idiot aura. How about coming with me and I'll take you around the entire elven clan?"

"No, I want to be with Fanfan."

I was so moved that the little girl Tia rejected Beja's proposal, hugged my arm, and for some reason, looked at Beja with a look that seemed to have a hint of hostility.

"Hmph, His Highness invites you kindly, but you little girl doesn't know your good intentions."

"Bah~bah~, they say I'm a little girl, not as tall as me."

Tia made a face at the other party, which immediately made Beja's head smoke with anger and speechless.

The two little girl-level people looked at each other like this, and sparks seemed to burst out of their eyes. It made me deeply understand what it means to be a natural enemy. It was probably the same as when the little ghost and Sky Fox Aina met for the first time. Bar.

"Forget it, you will be infected by idiot Wu and become a fool together."

Reluctantly kicking her feet, Beiya had already climbed up the high branches. Her figure drew several beautiful arcs between the trees, and then disappeared without a trace, as if she was walking in a leisurely garden. His movements told everyone that the forest was dominated by the elves.

"Hey, don't you think stupid Wu is too ugly?"

I tried to save something and shouted loudly at the place where Beya disappeared. I always felt that if I didn't make it clear now, the nickname would be implemented in the future.

"Once idiot Wu comes out, there will be no idiots in the world, idiot~~" Beiya's charming voice came from a distance.

"..."

Why is there an irrefutable sense of identity in my heart? hateful! !

"Today is really tiring. We have just arrived at the Elf Clan."

While muttering to myself, I took shaky steps and entered the house that Elder Lyman had prepared for me.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm really exhausted. Those elves are really annoying."

The voice of the old drunkard echoed.

"That's why I hate the elves, they grow so tall for nothing." Mu Aodonggua's humming voice also sounded.

"I'm exhausted, Mr. Wu, hurry up and serve the wine. How do you greet the guests?"

"That's it. If you want the best rum in the elves, just ask for it from the little girl named Beja. Her status in the elves seems to be quite high. Aren't you on a good relationship? She is still her lifesaver. As for the benefactor, let’s use this to blackmail her.”

The two old guys sat down carelessly, put their legs on the table arrogantly, folded their hands on their chests, and looked like I was the king of heaven.

I:"……"

A moment later, with a whoosh, two figures of very different heights were thrown out of the door.

“I’m so exhausted~~!!”

After driving away all the evil guests, I fell down on the bed exhausted. Now, even if the Elf Queen appeared outside the door, I didn't bother to go out and take a look.

"Hehe~~"

A lively laughter came from the side. When I looked up slightly, little girl Tia was sitting on the chair beside the bed, with her upper body lying on the bed, smiling at me with a dazzling smile.

"You little girl, what do you want to do if you don't go back to your room?" I asked helplessly as I gently reached out and knocked her on the head.

"No, it's so boring to stay alone in the room."

"It's up to you, but don't disturb my rest."

Tia, a little girl, is easy to understand most of the time, but she also has an elusive side to a girl. How can I describe it? For example, under that bright, frank and energetic smile, she also has the ability to remain silent. The smart and gentle side that reverses the other person's mistakes without the other person noticing.

No matter how innocent a girl is, she has an unfathomable side to a woman. This is true for Tia, and so is Sarah.

Thinking like this, I slowly entered the dream.

Yalandlan's banquet was scheduled for the evening, and I was awakened by a knock on the door outside.

"Wu, are you ready?"

Kane's voice came from outside the door.

"Okay, it'll be ready right away."

I quickly sat up and was about to get out of bed, only to find that my legs were a little heavy. When I looked down, I couldn't laugh or cry. This little girl, Tia, fell asleep on my lap like that, showing a very peaceful sleeping look. , is it really that comfortable?

After waking up Tia, the two of us hurriedly freshened up, then went outside to meet Kane and the others. Then, under the leadership of Elder Lyman, we headed straight to the direction of the Crystal Tree.

At the foot of the Crystal Tree, without any lighting, the crystal light emitted by the tree itself has rendered the entire natural banquet hall like a dream. The seats are made of wooden piles and stones without any processing. However, in the art of the elves, Decorated with the master's decorations, it is more beautiful and noble than any gorgeous banquet hall with crystal chandeliers, gold and silver dishes, and carved sandalwood and jade tables.

Yalandlan was sitting on the main seat, surrounded by several people from his hometown... Ahem, the old people were probably the other elders of the elves. If I looked carefully, I saw that little girl Beja was also sitting on the side seat. She looked at me when she saw her. After seeing it, I couldn't help but wrinkle her pretty nose.

The super-elegant prince named Drizzt seems to be away. It's a pity. If he could throw in a few more pairs of gloves, it would be a small fortune.

After a long trembling introduction, Yalandan suddenly stood up and saluted us.

"I'm really sorry, guests from the alliance. I, the king, originally expected to be able to catch up with the banquet tonight, but he seemed to have encountered some urgent matters on the way, and he still hasn't come back. It was already very rude not to show up when he was greeted. Unexpectedly... …”

"No, no, as the king of a clan, this situation is normal. It is a great honor for us to have Mr. Yalandlan attend."

Kane hurried back.

"Really? I hope you can understand. Alas, this child, I don't know why, always encounters some big and small accidents, and has to spend extra energy to deal with them..."

Yalandlan sighed, seeming a little helpless at their king's poor character.

"I understand, I understand."

I burst into tears at this moment. What a fate. I didn’t expect that the other mainland Gemini would often be patronized by the tragic protagonist. I also took it for granted that as a king, she was born with character. +10w talent bonus.

From this point of view, maybe the two of us unexpectedly have many sad topics in common.

"You idiot, you must be thinking of something very rude." While I was pouring the wine, little girl Beja whispered in my ear.

"I was thinking, maybe your king is similar to me in some aspects. Is this considered rude?" I tilted my head with a confused expression.

"It's very rude." Beja's answer was decisive.

"Yes...I'm sorry."

By the way, why should I apologize? Why should I apologize? You bastard! !

The singing and dancing banquet, under the diligent performance of the elves and other art masters, quickly pushed the banquet into climax, and then it came to an end.

The drunken old drunkard and old man Mu were driven back to the cabin by Kane. Little girl Tia had drunk some wine, her eyes were starry, and she was humming a strange desert tune. I just helped her to bed. , and fell asleep.

"It's strange, why am I, the smallest drinker, not drunk? Those elders seem to have intentionally or unintentionally avoided toasting me."

Huh?

You look down upon these bastards! !

Cursing secretly, I didn't feel sleepy at all, so I stood outside the house, looking up at the bright starry sky above my head, and the crystal tree that exuded brilliance.

The brilliance of the stars falls on the trees, forming countless light spots, like the colorful petals of fallen cherry blossoms, or like pieces of beautiful snowflakes, falling from the quiet night sky, playing an elegant and sad tune.

Beautiful, so beautiful that I can't express my mood at this moment in words.

King? My own fiancée.

I thought silently in my heart, maybe everything was accidental, maybe it was God's guidance, in the scattered light spots like cherry blossoms or snowflakes, in the elegant tune with a touch of sadness that seemed to echo in my ears, slowly He exhaled slowly, drew out his sword, and pointed it diagonally forward.

"Let me ask you, are you my master?"

Then, the king with blond hair and white armor appeared in front of him.