Diablo Destruction

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"Oh no!!"

Just as the old drunkard's heart exploded, the maid's scream suddenly came.

"There was a big hole in the toilet."

The screaming maids, with bewildered expressions on their faces, or a dumbfounded look on their faces, looked at the perpetrator's companions in confusion - at least in their eyes, the old drunkard and the short winter melon came in together and drank together. They are undoubtedly companions.

This was really the first time they had encountered such a thing.

Most of the guests in the bar of Adventurer's Paradise are adventurers, and many of these adventurers have bad tempers, or guys who don't look at each other. Therefore, there is never a shortage of troubles in the bar of Adventurer's Paradise.

Of course, these guys also have a sense of proportion, knowing that the wooden bar cannot withstand their tossing, and even if they cause trouble, it will only be a small fuss. Otherwise, if the league's penalty regulations come down, it will not be a joke. Like me and the old drunkard, and Sister Sharna demolished the entire bar at every turn, and she always targeted the same bar, which was rare in the entire Dark Continent.

On the other hand, the maids working in the Adventurer Paradise bar must be carefully selected young and beautiful girls. Of course, in line with this, their high salaries are enough to support the entire family, and these maids will need to be hired after they are hired. The first thing to learn is how to deal with trouble caused by adventurers.

Therefore, these maids in front of them are very experienced in how to deal with chaos in various bars. However, this is the first time they have encountered an adventurer like Muradin who uses urine to escape, so they were also confused for a moment. .

A proud adventurer actually uses urine escape, a shameless method that only a ruffian would think of? In the past, this was something that these maids would never think about, but now it happened before their eyes.

This is because Muradin, an old melon, is really shameless and stingy to the extreme. Compared with all previous adventurers, he has to be much more shameless to do such a thing.

"Well...why are you looking at me?"

Under the panicked gazes of more than a dozen bar maids, the old drunkard burped, and still took a sip of the half-filled jar of wine before squinting his eyes and "seemingly" a little embarrassed to ask. .

"Sir, your companion..."

A beautiful maid in the lead stepped forward gently with a smile on her face and said goodbye, but before she could finish her words, she was interrupted by an old drunkard.

"What? Companion? When did I have a companion?"

The old drunk looked around pretending to be confused, interrupted the maid's words in a doubtful tone, and then his eyes suddenly became confused and melancholy. He raised his head and took a sip of wine, wiped his mouth, and his voice became hoarse and deep, as if in life. He said slowly, as if he had experienced some sad past that he could not bear to look back on.

"I am a prodigal and a drunkard who travels around the world and makes homes everywhere. The only things that can accompany me are the sun, the moon, the stars and the grassland. The word companion is really too luxurious for me."

Well, the grassland is a point of complaint, old drunkard, you have exposed your base!

"But……"

This maid had a big mouth and didn't know what to say for a moment. She probably didn't expect that the guy in front of her who was telling lies with open eyes and pretending to be an outsider, could actually have the shame and urinary escape. A comparison.

Most of the adventurers in the outer area are watching this good show with great interest. No one can match the character of the old drunkard, but no one can compare with these adventurers who have been familiar with the bad deeds and behaviors of the old drunkard since they were students in the camp. The reader knew that, so most people cast sympathetic eyes on the maid.

If you want to dig money out of Rogge's stingy pocket, let alone these little maids, even the alliance's great elder Akara, who is as wise as the sea, will probably have to rack his brains.

The five jars of fine wine Muradin drank, as well as the repair costs for the damaged bar, must have been paid for by the bar itself. No, even the share that Elder Kasha drank. Maybe she is thinking about what to do now. Deny it, some adventurers with a clear heart have already thought of this possibility.

In fact, Kasha is also thinking about this idea now. As Rogge's second stingy, how can she allow Muradin to escape and collect debts on his own, but she must pay obediently?

This is a battle that puts her Rogge Second Stingy faith and will on the line! !

Although I don’t know why, the old drunkard seems to be on fire.

In the lounge of Feini's secret hideout, I was watching the scene outside, thinking about when I should go out and stop this guy. It would be better if all the alliance adventurers were around. After all, everyone knows the virtues of the old drunkard, how can he be embarrassed? It doesn't matter anymore.

The problem is that not only the adventurers from the Alliance, but also the adventurers from other races who gathered in Kurast because of the marriage between the two races, happen to be a few in the bar, and are paying attention to this farce. In this case, they cannot ignore it, even though they know Sooner or later, the old drunkard's bad nature will be completely exposed, but at least I don't want it to be this critical moment.

Just at this moment, Oona walked in with a slightly hurried pace. Although this civilian maid still didn't know the identity of the old drunkard, she probably already knew my identity from Feini. I guess I, as an alliance elder, could mediate, so I hurried over to ask for help.

In fact, this smart little maid did have such an idea. When she asked for help, I just thought of a good idea.

So, after a while, while Kasha was still using her drunken brain to think about how to eat the Overlord meal, Ouna slowly walked out of the inner area with a smile on her face.

"It's Sister Oona..."

Oona's appearance immediately caused the dozen or so bewildered young maids to gather around her as they found their backbone.

"This sir..."

Oona came to Kasha and bowed lightly. Kasha was also stunned by the breath of aristocratic lady like a spring breeze. Of course, she was just stunned for a moment by the high quality of the bar maid. After all, this kind of maid is nowhere to be seen in Rogge.

"What's the matter? I'm thinking about a big thing. Don't disturb me if you have nothing to do." After coughing a few times, Kasha asked with a dignified face.

"Well...an adult asked me to give this to you."

With a warm smile on her face, Oona held a piece of paper in her hands and handed it over gently.

"oh?!"

With a surprised response, the old drunkard opened the note nonchalantly, his casual expression quickly turning into a defeated one.

There was only one short line written on the note.

If you dare to disgrace the alliance here, just wait until you go back to get a ban on alcohol.

“It’s not wrong!!”

After staying for a while, the old drunkard suddenly held his head and let out a mournful cry.

"It's definitely that guy who can write such ugly words, which means this note can't be a fake, you bastard!!"

I:"……"

Tia: "..."

Do you still want to complain about me at this point? Humph, old drunkard, it turns out that you are also coveting my throne as the Tucao Emperor. Women really should not be underestimated.

I hung my legs, gently rubbed my chin with my index finger, and half of my face was hidden in the shadows, revealing a devilish smile that I could control.

"Wow, Fanfan looks like the boss of the bad guys in the novel." The little girl Tia on the side applauded desperately.

"Anyway, the writing is very boss-like."

"The same complaints are of no use to the Saints."

With a "pop" sound, the hand knife fell on the other person's forehead with just enough force to make the little girl scream.

"What about that guy? Where did the guy who wrote the note to you go?"

As if suddenly realizing something, Kasha suddenly grabbed Oona's shoulders and shook her.

"Yes... I'm sorry. The gentleman said that he had already left in order to avoid being borrowed money by strange people."

Under the pressure of the old drunkard's sudden burst of momentum because of money, Oona recounted what I said with difficulty.

"Damn it, I didn't expect to be caught by this brat."

The old drunkard, who seemed to have anticipated this possibility, let go of Oona in frustration, lowered his head and murmured with regret.

A certain celebrity once said that good deeds will be rewarded with good deeds and evil deeds will be rewarded with evil deeds. It is not that there will be no retribution. The time has not yet come. Now, it is time for the old drunkard to pay the price for the viciousness she has accumulated in the past.

I had a panoramic view of everything in the secret room. Seeing the old drunkard in a dilemma at this moment, I was already laughing from ear to ear.

However, just when things were getting interesting, something unexpected happened.

Feini, who was so tragic and had been treated cruelly by Oona, was staggering down the stairs, mumbling something.

"Meow, meow, meow, it's so painful, meow, Oona... is becoming more and more terrifying, and is almost more powerful than my cousin, meow~~"

"..."

It sounds a little weird no matter how you say this. At first glance, it sounds like a very ambiguous cheating relationship, but if you explain it carefully, it always feels like you are wrong. In short, it feels very subtle.

Of course, the most important thing now is that Finny's appearance and being captured by the old drunkard made the whole originally interesting thing boring.

"Let's go."

I sighed helplessly, and after leaving a corresponding amount of gold coins on the table, I waved to Tia.

"Why, don't you want to watch it?"

The little girl opened her bright eyes wide and looked at me, full of doubts.

"No, it's over. There's nothing to see."

I shook my head. After all, I never expected that Feini would appear at such a time. Of course, it was not incomprehensible. After all, she is the tragedy emperor. It is not her mission to appear in time when tragedy is needed. ?

When Tia and I left from the back door of the bar, we vaguely felt the terrifying aura of the old drunkard, which was like the coming of the devil. It enveloped the entire Green Forest Bar, as if it had condensed into a huge black ferocious devil in the sky, and then moved towards the shivering cower. Feeney in the corner stretched out her claws.

"No, no!! Meow~~meow~~!!"

Following this, Feini's wailing sounds could be heard intermittently.

It's all over, Finny, you are synonymous with tragedy.

"In other words, there is another guest at home."

When I got home in the evening, I said with a wry smile to Kane, who was still sorting out the information. I felt a little apologetic. It was obviously my own marriage, but I couldn't help at all, leaving this old man with a gray beard to worry about it all over again. To the end.

"Oh oh oh, isn't this our little Princess Tia? Wu Ke has brought back an incredible person."

Kane raised his head from the book notes and greeted with a smile.

"Grandpa Kane, long time no see."

The little girl Tia didn’t know when she became so familiar with Kane. She took a few steps forward, took Kane’s hand and started to act like a baby. The feeling came from her heart, from her clear and innocent pair of eyes. The emotion in her eyes was like that of a granddaughter, which made the smile on Kane's face even more loving.

If you think about it carefully, Kane's ancestors are originally from the Horadric clan, and he has always regarded himself as a Horadric clan. It is not surprising that the relationship between the two is so harmonious.

By the way, why Tia appeared here is because on the way, he accidentally exposed the fact that he had a den in Kurast to this little girl. As a result, the little girl had to clamor to live here. , it is said that no matter how comfortable the hotel is, it is not as good as Fanfan's home.

Seeing that the little girl is so discerning, I had no choice but to reluctantly agree. Anyway, there is already Kane living in the house, and there is also the big trouble of the old drunkard. Another little trouble, Tia, is just a small trouble to me. It's like scratching an itch.

"By the way, Wu, don't forget that the representatives of the elves are coming tomorrow." Kane didn't forget to remind me before leaving.

"I got it, Grandpa Kane, just rest assured. In contrast, I think it's better for you to keep an eye on the old drunkard."

I had already made up my mind to try not to let Kane worry too much, but I suddenly remembered the old drunkard and couldn't help but remind him.

"Don't worry. I know that a lot of things happened in the Green Forest Bar today. I'm recording it."

Speaking of the old drunkard, Kane's face suddenly turned scary, and the last few words seemed to pop out from between his teeth. The coldness finally allowed me to see his majestic side as an elder.

Old drunkard, take care of yourself.

I secretly blessed this guy who didn't deserve sympathy.

Dinner was still at Lal's house, but there was no way. Princess Sanwu, Vilas and Linya didn't come with them. Although I don't know how good Kane and Tia are at their crafts, I don't think there is any need to give it a try. As if faced with a pile of gems and an unknown dark treasure box that clearly exudes a dangerous aura, any normal person would choose the pile of gems wisely.

It was not until late at night that the old drunkard staggered back, as if he had fallen into a wine barrel, exuding a pungent smell of alcohol.

"You guys, you must have taken credit again."

I pinched my nose and looked at this guy with disgust and asked. The gold coins she defrauded from Lar were not enough to support her hanging out in the bar for such a long time.

"That's... no, on the contrary, my lord... my lord Benkasha, I didn't spend a penny, hahaha~~~~"

As he said this, the drunkard laughed very proudly.

"Then, could you please tell me, the respected Lord Kasha, how can I drink it till now without spending any money and without credit?"

Looking at Kane's sharp gaze in the darkness at the door, I prayed for the old drunkard again in my heart, and then put more force behind her to push this guy to the end of the abyss.

"Then...that's not easy..."

Of course the drunken old drunkard couldn't refuse my flattery and immediately made her bad behavior public.

"Which of the adventurers here...who don't know Lord Benkasha, just ask them to please...please, hahahaha~~~"

So that’s it, it turns out that you went to have a drink, Master Kasha, you really have a sense of moral integrity, you are just like a certain moral witch with 100,000 yuan.

I looked at Kasha, who was still laughing proudly, and then looked at Kane's sharper gaze in the darkness at the door. Suddenly I felt that this might be the last time in this old drunkard's life that he would be happy. Laughed.

Congratulations, our Lord Kasha, you have taken another solid step towards prohibition.

I ignored this drunken old man and returned to the room. I finally remembered a certain little guy that I had forgotten. I couldn't help but take out the necklace from my chest and shook it vigorously, once, twice, three times. …

Finally, under the continuous violent shaking, a certain luminous ghost was shaken out from the necklace. With a bang, it fell to the ground with its pretty face down on the floor and its buttocks raised high. Her long moonlight hair was scattered all over the floor.

"Woo~~"

While letting out a pitiful cry, he covered his numb nose and sat up from the floor. The little ghost suddenly jumped up as if he finally realized something.

"Who, who is actually attacking this saint? I know it. It must be you, a little coquettish fox. You are very skilled. You actually chose this critical moment when this saint's Fist of the North Star is about to be perfected. He is indeed my old enemy and should not be underestimated."

"No, I think you have gone crazy."

I looked with a headache at this little saint who was shouting and screaming, looking quite cute and exuding a dangerous aura. I was wondering if she had been practicing her boxing skills since this morning. Now, never get over it.

"Huh huh, that's too careless. Even if I don't have great success, it would be easy for this holy lady to keep being a fox to you."

As a result, the moment I made my voice, tragedy had already struck me. I had completely fallen into the boxing ring mode and regarded all the living beings around me as the little ghost of the little fox Lucia. She let out a sweet scream and waited for me to react. At that moment, an attack net composed of countless delicate little fists had already enveloped him.

"Beidou——Seven Death Star Points!!"

"Holy shit!!"

Under the dark night sky of Kurast, there was a powerful scream, accompanied by the screams of a certain tragic man, making it even more eerie and terrifying.

Early the next morning, Kane, who had gotten up early and was sitting in the hall busy with something unknown, saw me sitting down rubbing my eyes and couldn't help showing a surprised expression.

"Wu, what's going on on your face?"

"It's nothing. I'm nervous about getting married. I didn't sleep well all night."

Covering the dark eye sockets that were still aching, I made a random excuse, and then added - that's weird.

Little Ghost, that little idiot, is really merciless at all, but with this strength and skill, maybe he can really bring a little trouble to the little fox. Could it be that this Holy Girl of Tucao was born with boxing? The soul of the hand?

Just after breakfast, the representatives of the elves had already arrived.

"Elder Leman, long time no see."

Although I had expected it, when I saw the envoy representative in front of me, I couldn't help being a little surprised, and then smiled.

Acquaintances, acquaintances are good.

"Elder Fan, I have been looking forward to this day."

Elder Lyman smiled, saluted me with the unique elf etiquette, and responded with a pun.

Behind him were several elves shrouded in black robes, faintly exuding powerful aura, it seemed. The current chaotic situation in Kurast forced the elves to keep a low profile. The entire envoy only had Elder Lyman and a few guards.

"Fanfan, are you leaving? Are you leaving?" The little girl Tia stuck her head out and said excitedly.

"Who is this……"

Elder Lyman looked at Tia in a sexy hunter outfit, and his head was a little confused. Of course, it was natural that anyone who saw Tia dressed like this would never associate her with the Horadric clan, known as the clan of mages. One and a half hours ago.

"This is the representative of the Horadric tribe, the little princess of the Horadric tribe, my friend Tia."

Seeing the surprised expression on Elder Leman's face, which always maintained a gentle smile, I couldn't help but introduce it with a little pride.

"It turns out he is a representative of the Horadric tribe. How disrespectful. I am the elder of the Elf tribe - Lyman Eniaris Indes Belair, Collylem."

Elder Lyman bowed solemnly to the little girl Tia, and complained by the way that he didn't expect his full name to be so verbose. Sure enough, it was a wise thing to call him Elder Lyman from the beginning.

"Hello, Grandpa Lyman, I am Tia, the representative of the Horadric clan."

Tia also bowed politely. It was hard to tell that this little girl had such a polite side.

However, don’t you think the smiles of the two people are a bit weird?

Looking at Elder Lehmann with an elegant smile, and then at Tia with an innocent and bright smile, I always felt that there was a strange atmosphere brewing in the air.

"Magic, race."

Seeing my confused look, Kane whispered in my ear.

After thinking about it, I immediately understood what Kane meant.

The history of the elves is much longer than that of humans. As the former masters of the Dark Continent, they claim that their tribe is the birthplace of the current magic system of the Dark Continent. No one can refute this.

The Horadric clan, after the rise of mankind, symbolizes the pinnacle of human magic. Any mage who bears the honor of the Horadric clan will be revered as a master. It is conceivable that in In the glorious period of human magic, what kind of glory and dignity the Horadric clan represented.

These two representatives of powerful magicians who represent the glory of different eras meet at this moment. It is not surprising that some sparks will come out of the friction between their respective prides.

However, little girl Tia is not naturally aggressive, and Elder Lyman is not the kind of childish boy who shouts and competes to see who is the strongest. This weird atmosphere lasted for a while, and then the two The man chuckled and disappeared.

Soon, the Lal family who came after hearing the news also came over.

"Boy..."

Lal patted my shoulder hard and was about to say something when he glanced at Elder Lyman not far away and finally lowered his voice and whispered in my ear.

"You guys, don't really be confused by that Elf Queen."

"Don't worry. Don't you still believe in Sarah's charm? I'm already fascinated by her." I gave a thumbs up to Lar.

"That's right, my Sarah is the most beautiful woman in the Dark Continent." Lal responded triumphantly, looking much more relaxed.

It can be seen that this guy wants to join in the fun. After all, this kind of event is rare in ten thousand years. When he is old, he can proudly tell his children and grandchildren that he has experienced such a thing and has died without regrets. things.

But since Sarah won't go, of course he, the father, has to stay with his lost daughter without hesitation and give her a good hug. Therefore, the eyes of the two barbarian brothers also became pitiful. If the eldest brother doesn't go, Of course the two younger brothers had to stay with him.

Coming to Sarah, gently stroking her long pink hair, this little loli raised her head and looked at me, smiling sweetly. Her stunning charm was so beautiful that it was hard to describe it in words, but you could tell that her smile It still contains a little bit of loss and worry.

"Don't worry, I love my little baby Sarah the most, and I will never set a sight on that elf queen."

My heart ached, and I took this stunning little loli into my arms, kissed her gently, and then added after thinking about it.

"In fact, the most likely thing is that the other party made the decision a few steps earlier than me, and will never take a look at me like this."

The awkward expression of rubbing her nose made Sarah couldn't help but burst into laughter again. It was a pure and transparent smile from the heart.

Then, this little loli gently attached to my ear, revealing the sweet fragrance of a girl, and spoke softly.

"Brother, come back quickly, and then...then do sexy things with Sarah."

After saying that, this little lolita was really seducing me in public, her cheeks turned red with shame, she lowered her head and took off my arms, and hid behind Aunt Lisa.

"..."

Recently, has this little loli become more and more bold? She even dared to say such words quietly in such an occasion, but it could be seen that she still felt a little worried before she mustered up the courage to do such a bold behavior that was not in line with her character at all.

I will always remember this friendship.

Under everyone's incomprehensible gaze, I once again glanced at Sarah who was hiding behind Aunt Lisa and did not dare to come out, and disappeared into the long street with Elder Lyman's team.