Diablo Destruction

The days passed by so leisurely, and on this day, I finally got a notice from Akala that I would leave for the Kurast seaport early tomorrow morning.

It was customary for Vilas to be busy before every trip. Even though this time she was watching her husband marry another woman, she still had no complaints. It was not that she had no resentment or jealousy. There was no worry, it was just her gentleness that tolerated all of this, leaving only silent blessings.

Anyway, this is just a formality, not a real marriage. I don’t think that the elf queen will let me enter the bridal chamber. Of course, there is no problem with me thinking so, but everyone also thinks so, so let me do that. As a grown man, I felt a little unhappy.

Couldn't there be a one-in-a-hundred-thousandth chance that, for the sake of being both mainland twins, some love-at-first-sight incident would happen and let me go into the bridal chamber to rest for a while?

Even if it was a sign of pity, it would be unreasonable to let her husband sleep outside the door on their wedding night.

Woohoo~~ Thinking about it this way, am I too pitiful? What is my fiancée like? What is her personality like? Is she gentle, cunning, or overbearing? Or maybe it's the Three Nothings, attributes such as being naturally stupid, and the most important thing is whether there are stupid hairs on the top of the head. These have not been confirmed yet, and it is too early to think about these.

"What, aren't you going with me?"

I stared at Vilas with wide eyes, drinking half a glass of water and standing still in the air.

"I...that, I still won't go."

Vilas half-covered her pretty face, took a step back timidly, and lowered her head shyly.

Why is this like this? I want to take Vilas with me to kill the majesty of the elves and let them see how a good wife is made. Although I feel that I am not very good as a husband, but the only What I can be proud of is that in my mind, Vilas is definitely the most qualified wife in the world.

Well, she’s so qualified that she’s more like a perfect bed-warming maid. If Princess Sanwu is a nameless, arrogant maid who calls herself “master” in front of others but adds the word “idiot” in front of her behind her back, she can be 100% as good as Veras. With just one skill, I have already burst into tears of happiness.

If I really want to say that she has any shortcomings, it is that she is too shy in front of outsiders, and she has no self-awareness at all. She has no self-awareness of being a Roger singer and a gentle beauty. She always thinks that she is always the ordinary civilian girl, content with An unchanging pace of life.

"So why? Didn't you make a good promise a few days ago?"

I was unwilling to beg Veras with pitiful eyes, hoping that she would change her mind and come with me to kill the elf queen. Let her know that although she is the queen of the elves, my little Wei Rasi is Queen Yamato Nadeshiko.

"..."

By the way, are these two queens really comparable? It just feels a little subtle.

"I didn't agree. I just said I would think about it." Vilas whimpered softly.

"I always feel that... facing the Elf Queen is still very stressful. Just thinking about standing with her and being stared at by countless elves makes me feel breathless."

“When you sing on God’s birthday, don’t you have to be watched by tens of thousands of people?”

"That...that's different. I kept hypnotizing myself. I couldn't see the people in the audience or hear the voices in the audience, so I could barely hold on."

Willas said extremely troubled.

"So now every time I think about it, I think about it..."

His face gradually turned red.

"Looking back..."

My forehead started to smoke.

"Looking back..."

In this way, she fell into reminiscence and murmured. With the final "pop" sound, Vilas was like an overloaded machine version. Her pretty face turned red, her eyes rolled in circles, and her delicate body collapsed limply. Sarah on the side quickly helped her up. Stay, lean on the chair and keep fanning yourself to cool down. After a while, Vilas's lovely red and smoking face cooled down slightly, woke up from the coma, and added in the end with embarrassment.

"As adults see it, every time I think about it, it will be like this."

"..."

It's really a vivid explanation. Although the shy Vilas is indeed very cute and can easily seduce the woman she teases, she still wishes to be a little more restrained occasionally.

"When the time comes, can't I just hypnotize myself just like when I'm on stage?" I suggested without giving up.

"Woo~~ No, no, it's because I like to sing, so I can do that." Vilas shook her head desperately with tears in her eyes, which really made people want to bully her a little bit more. Then he held her in his arms and comforted her softly.

Well, it seems that this kind of thing is really a bit forced for Vilas, and I don’t want to force it. If Vilas doesn’t go, who else will?

Linya? He seems to be a good candidate, but unfortunately, besides me, there are two other elders going to this wedding, and the camp is really busy with affairs. Akara came over personally to ask me to lend Linya to her, and she had to give her face. Alas, if I had known that Vilas wouldn't go, I wouldn't have agreed to Akala's request. It would have been better for Linya to go. The proud breasts on her chest can also kill countless female elves.

His eyes passed over Linya who stuck out her tongue at me in embarrassment. Standing next to her was Princess Sanwu. Well, this little one with a weak sense of existence, just follow the trend and ignore her this time.

The gaze continued to pass over the head of Princess Sanwu, followed by Sarah. She seemed reluctant to go. Besides, if I take Sarah, a little loli, those elves must think that I am a childish girl? Thinking about Phoenix, the passionate young man who had not yet turned into a transvestite, he made the next 257 tragic confessions because he was treated as a child.

After that……

"Oh--!!"

Huh? I seemed to hear some strange noise, but there was no one around. Forget it, it must be an auditory hallucination.

I flicked a small golden animal that bit me hard and threw it out of the tent, and my eyes continued to move.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Hey, is it little Elia? It’s rare to wake up.

I used my little finger to tease the cute little mermaid Princess Elijah who stretched out half of her body from the fish tank. The little one immediately seemed to have seen her favorite toy. She held one of my fingers and kept shaking it. The delicate little face filled with happiness and joyful smile, if it could be enlarged several times, it would definitely be another beautiful girl who is not inferior to Sarah.

I heard her father, Mermaid King Alicia, say that when she grows up, Elijah can also grow up, but God knows how many years it will take for the mermaid royal family to grow up. Maybe my grandson’s grandson will still have time to meet Elijah when he grows up. Riya has a touching mermaid love.

It didn't seem appropriate to take Aria with me. My eyes continued to roam, and finally fell on the two precious daughters. They were looking at me with complicated eyes.

Yes, their father is going to marry another woman. No matter what the reason is, the two little darlings will be unhappy and hesitate to meet the Elf Queen.

But to be honest, bringing two daughters to get married would be a bit too much, and would not help suppress the arrogance of the elves, so forget it.

"Am I going to go alone in the end?"

I sighed deeply and looked helplessly at my wives. At the critical moment, I was still abandoned. Wow, I am such a pitiful and unloved husband. This world should just be destroyed.

"No, someone will accompany you." Vilas said gently, tapping her index finger with a smile.

"Who, who? Apart from you, is there anyone else here?" I immediately looked around.

Then, Vilas' index finger pointed lightly at my arms?

Um?

Lowering my head, I realized that there was another luminous body lying in my arms. I was too careless. Is it because I have become accustomed to this luminous body living in my arms for a long time, and have subconsciously regarded her as a part of my body? It's so careless. It's rare for a man like me with such an excellent seventh sense to make such a mistake.

This little ghost, who didn't know when, had woken up, and was blinking her beautiful silver eyes, lifting her head from her arms and looking up at herself, especially at the one pointed by Willas. Sometimes, he even nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice, causing his silky smooth and straight moon-colored hair to tremble mischievously.

"Speaking of the future, isn't this saint a human being?"

Immediately afterwards, our petty-minded Saintess showed a troubled look, and said with a grudge about my sentence "Are there anyone else here besides you?"

"..."

In some respects, such as body composition and complaint level, you are indeed no longer at the human level.

"Forget it, this time I will be merciful and won't care so much about you, Xiaofan. Hum, and also, I will condescend to my position and reluctantly accompany you, a servant who is afraid of being alone. , don’t you want to say something like tears of gratitude and swear to be loyal to this saint forever and ever?”

As he spoke, the little guy floated out of his arms, floating high above his head, his white robe fluttering, and the soft holy light formed a pair of white wings behind him, like an angel descending, and he opened his mouth to himself. The posture in her arms reveals a warm and holy smile like a Virgin, as if she is leading all living beings into her arms.

However, she was speaking these arrogant words that could only be uttered by the arrogant and evil Queen.

Is this the so-called extreme form of evil?

For a moment, all of us were stunned by the little ghost, staring blankly at her holy and warm light and smile floating in the sky. Those arrogant words still echoed in the hall, creating a strong contrast.

"I said……"

After a while, I wiped the nosebleed, pointed at the flying snow-white robe of the little ghost floating above my head, and said.

"My Lady, you are naked, and you are not wearing any underwear."

"Wow!!"

The sinister and hypocritical holy posture was broken in an instant. The little ghost with a blushing face tightly pressed his lower body robe and looked at me with shameful and angry eyes.

Although she is a h saint, after all, she is in front of everyone, so it is natural for this little ghost to be so shy.

"Wait, it's not my fault..."

"The answer is useless, wuhuhu~~I bite~~"

“Ahhhh——!!”

The sky above Rogge's camp once again echoed with the screams that caused the wild dogs wandering late at night to run wildly.

"In short, it is now officially decided that this kind and kind saint will take time out of her busy schedule to accompany the lonely Xiao Fan to the Elf Forest."

Finally, the little ghost sat on the waist of a poor druid who was lying on the ground with foam on his head, and announced loudly and proudly.

"Bah bang bang—!"

Vilas and the others applauded.

Don't applaud. When did this little ghost become so busy? Are you busy while sleeping? Who is afraid of being alone? ! !

However, I now understand a little bit why Vilas and the others refused to be accompanied this time. They just wanted to give up their positions to the little ghost.

"Very well, let me see how powerful that Elf Queen is."

As she said this, the saintly lady waved her delicate and slender arms, just like a female gangster going to fight with the elves, and she didn't look like a saint at all.

"..."

Now I can only pray that this trip to the elves will not cause any trouble because of this little ghost.

The next day, under the watch of Vilas and the others, we arrived at the magic circle of teleportation of the Mages Guild.

"Hey! Why are you here?!"

The old drunkard and I looked at each other and asked loudly in surprise.

"What the hell, you bastard, I am the protagonist of this mission, of course I am going to do it bastard!!"

I pointed at the fussing old drunkard and roared.

"Haha, I just saw your surprised look and couldn't help but imitate it." The old drunkard showed a sly smile.

"Grandma Akara, aren't you and Grandpa Kane the two elders accompanying you this time?"

I pointed at Kane, then cut the knife in the direction of the old drunkard, and asked in disbelief.

"Hey, didn't I tell you? The elders accompanying us this time are Kane and Kasha."

Akara still answered with her old fox-like laughter that has not changed for thousands of years. It is estimated that even her teacher Yalandlan would sigh loudly when he saw it.

"But, doesn't Grandma Akara not want to meet her teacher, Master Yalandlan? This is a rare opportunity."

I started experimenting with seduction spells.

"Well, although I have also wanted to see the teacher for about two or three years, there are so many things going on here in the camp that I really can't leave."

After a pause, Akara said to me with a rare apocalyptic serious expression.

"Can you imagine the consequences of Kasha and Farah being left alone to handle camp affairs after Kane and I leave?"

"That's right." The old drunkard on the side nodded in agreement.

Shut up, I'm not complimenting you, you're so conceited, you're so proud! !

"The camp will definitely not last ten days and will be destroyed."

After glaring at the old drunkard, I came to this conclusion helplessly. I couldn't imagine what the camp would become like without the control of Akara and Kane. These two old bastards with amazing destructive power would probably wait for us to come back. By that time, the entire camp might have turned into the Kingdom of Sparta.

"But if you let this guy go, won't it trigger a break between the alliance and the elves?" I still worried about the old drunkard, asking him to go. It would be better for Kane to go alone with me. .

"Well, although I have considered it, I don't know what changes will happen after all. With a master like Kasha following me, I feel a little more relieved. As for what you said, don't worry, it will never happen. You Say yes, Elder Kasha."

When he said the last sentence, Akara turned his head and shook his good teeth in the direction of the old drunkard. Even I could feel the concentrated murderous intent in the old fox's kind tone.

"Of course... of course, I promise to obey Elder Kane's orders." The old drunkard quickly straightened his body like an American soldier and saluted straight up.

"Well, that puts me at ease. It's you, Wu, what are you..."

Akara looked at Sarah behind me, then at the little ghost sleeping soundly in my arms, with a puzzled look.

"This...Grandma Akara, just leave it alone. I will act by ear."

After making a haha, I passed the topic in one stroke.

"Well, that's good. I wish you a safe journey."

With that said, the remote teleportation station was opened, and a group of six people, under the watch of Vilas, Linya, Princess Sanwu and Akara, flashed with white light and disappeared inside.

"Hua~~~!!"

As soon as they came out of the teleportation array, there was a shocking scream from the old drunkard.

"Why are you so crazy!"

I covered the ears of the little ghost who was almost woken up and turned around in his sleep, then wrapped tightly around me. I rolled my eyes at him.

"Haha, I finally left that damn place, and that injunction you brat had is useless." The old drunkard danced and laughed.

It suddenly dawned on me that, indeed, the ban that I had tricked the old drunkard a few days ago was effective in the entire Rogge camp. Now that I have arrived at the Kurast seaport, isn’t the old drunkard a fish in the sea?

"Do you want to live here for the rest of your life? When this mission is over and you go back, the ban will still be in effect."

I looked at the old drunkard like an idiot, just enjoy the last sunshine.

"Humph, you don't know this, right? Akara has promised me that when I get back, I will cancel the ban immediately, hahahaha~~~~~"

This guy looked like a villain and laughed wildly.

"However, if this mission is messed up, the ban will become permanent. Akala is right."

Kane couldn't stand looking at him. His cold voice was like a Siberian blizzard, instantly freezing the old drunkard who was still laughing with his head up into ice cubes.

Haha, that's it. No wonder the old drunkard who was glared at by Akala at the teleportation station was so honest in issuing a military order. It turns out that it is related to his lifelong happiness.

"You kid, just wait for me. I swear in the name of the alliance elder that one day, I will repay this hatred to you a thousand times."

After thawing, the old drunkard was the first to glare at me angrily and swear loudly. Then his nose twitched, as if he smelled the smell of alcohol. His face, which had been glaring angrily just now, immediately beamed and turned towards the direction where the aroma of wine was coming, like It floated over like a clumsy butterfly.

"Speaking of which, do you have any money? The consumption in Kurast is several times higher than that in the camp."

Although I can't bear to interrupt this poor guy's pitiful dream, I really don't want this old woman to owe her debt to Kurast Harbor and just be embarrassed in the camp.

As a result, the old drunkard floating in the air instantly turned to stone and fell down.

"Dear Wu, I want to discuss something with you."

After dusting himself off and standing up from the ground, the old drunkard turned around in an instant, faced me, moved his hands flatteringly and said.

"Sorry, I have no intention of lending money to an enemy who plans to avenge me a thousand times."

I hugged the little ghost coldly, took Sarah's soft little hand with my other hand, and strode away from the teleportation array.

"Wait, dear Wu~~"

The disgusting cry of the old drunkard sounded behind me, which gave me goosebumps all over my body. I would rather she called myself a brat, which would be more comfortable.

Kane, who was watching this scene, smiled while stroking his white beard, and followed him.

I had just arrived at the residential area of ​​the South District in a small boat. When I got off the boat and parked at the pier, I saw a figure flying over in the strong wind.

"My baby girl Sarah yaaaah~~~~~!!"

He took Sarah's hand and gently pulled Sarah to his side. He stretched out his heels and kicked the figure. The figure that flew straight towards him rolled and rolled into the swamp.

"Mud monster, come back."

After a while, I threw a red and white ball at a wriggling ball of mud climbing up from the swamp. It hit the opponent's head with a bang, rolled on the ground several times, and cracked.

A pair of eyes opened from the mud and looked at me doubtfully.

"No, this kind of thing is too difficult for your intelligence to understand so please don't mind."

"If you say that, I'll mind it even more, you bastard!!"

The mud monster shook off the mud on his body, revealing Lal's figure, and roared loudly.

"Hey, Boss Lal, are you still alive?" I widened my eyes in surprise.

"Don't come close, it stinks." I pinched my nose.

"You are such a heartless guy. I picked up a brat like you and took away my precious daughter. I really should have abandoned you in the bloody wilderness, wuwu~~"

As he spoke, the man shed tragic manly tears.

I said, isn't it you who got Sarah and I engaged? What are you complaining about now?

At this time, Aunt Lisa, followed by two big savages, also walked up with a smile. Sarah called out "Mom", opened my hand and rushed forward.

"Same people have different fates."

I patted Lal, whose eyes were like turning on a faucet, and comforted him.

"Boss Doug, Boss Gefu, I'm back again."

Patting each other's shoulders affectionately and giving each other a big hug, men's friendship is so simple and profound.

"Wow hahaha, I heard this time. You guys are here to marry the Elf Queen, right?" Just after saying hello, Big Mouth Doug couldn't wait to show off.

"If it's possible, I'll let you go. I'd be very satisfied with this physique compared to the Elf Queen." I shrugged helplessly, touching my chin and showing a manly smile.

"Let's forget it, a little guy like an elf..."

Doug shook his head disdainfully and murmured softly that their different aesthetic values ​​meant that barbarians would never be able to associate female elves and dwarves with beauty.

As for why he whispered softly, it was because Kurast had now become a center for communication between humans and elves. There might be elves passing by at any time, and it would be bad if they were heard.

After everyone had finished greeting the old drunkard Kane, mother and daughter Sarah and Aunt Lisa finally finished their exchange of feelings and walked over hand in hand.

"My dear, keep a distance of ten meters."

Lal, who was covered in mud and stinking of mud, just wanted to get together and take a family photo, but unexpectedly, Aunt Lisa, an old married couple, immediately said with a smile, causing Lal, whose back was suddenly burned, to squat in the corner and draw circles.

"Wu, although this marriage with the Elf Queen is for the future of the entire continent, you must not let Sarah down."

Aunt Lisa said with a gentle smile, but hiding a trace of murderous intent.

Sure enough, even a hidden and terrifying woman like Aunt Lisa was wary of the Elf Queen, fearing that I would be attracted to him and neglect Sarah.

"No, Aunt Lisa, I will leave immediately after the wedding."

I patted my chest and promised that there was nothing in this world that could make me give up these dear and lovely wives to fight for, not even the fate of the entire continent. I am such a selfish guy.

"Well, this makes me feel more at ease. Elders and everyone, please don't stand here chatting. Let's go home first."

Aunt Lisa, who has lived here for many years, has become quite the host. Even when facing an alliance elder and big shot like Kane, she will not appear a bit stiff.

Of course, although the old drunkard and I are both alliance elders, I am Aunt Lisa's son-in-law. As for the old drunkard, does the old drunkard have such a thing as prestige?

A group of ten people walked slowly towards home, chatting while doing so.

"Speaking of the future, Boss Lal, why are you still hanging around in Kuras?"

Holding the depressed Lal's shoulder, I continued to strike harder.

"Huh, I'm different from you. Our team advocates fine work and hard work. We hone ourselves bit by bit and constantly accumulate our own strength. We are not like someone who just rushes up when the foundation is not stable. ."

Even in depression, Lal was still outspoken, worthy of being the sinister paladin he once was.

"Actually, it's because our team lacks a long-range attacker and we're stuck with Cui Fankri."

Before Lar could finish his performance, Doug's big mouth exposed the matter unwillingly.

"Yes, there were originally many sword mages from the Iron Wolf Mercenary Group in Kurast to choose from, but Boss Lal said he wanted to pick a beautiful one, so he has not decided yet."

The honest and honest Gefu smiled awkwardly like this, pushing Lar, who was still glaring at Doug, into the abyss like he was very innocent.

"Really? I originally wanted to pick a prettier one." Aunt Lisa slowly turned around. The murderous aura emanating from her was like a three-faced Shura slowly turning its angry side this way. The face with a beautiful smile makes people shudder.

Woohoo~~, I hope Sarah won’t be a bad example in the future.