Diablo Destruction

When we returned to the entrance of the small tent of the Mage Guild, we saw a lonely figure exuding a faint white holy light. Wearing a simple white robe, looking up at the sky with bare feet, shining in the night sky, it was like a beautiful and holy picture. like a portrait.

"Xiaofan~~~~~"

My first appearance broke this beauty, like the moon goddess Chang'e, the holy lady who exuded an unattainable temperament, suddenly turned into the little ghost who acted coquettishly and complained about evil, evil and lawlessness, and shouted loudly , the glowing body rushed towards me like a cannonball.

Very good, the distance of one thousand meters is barely acceptable.

Seeing the opponent turning into a shock wave and rushing towards my arms, I couldn't help but spread my arms with tearful eyes...

"Boom————"

With a routine dull crashing sound, the little saint in his arms flew dozens of meters away, rolled a few times on the grass, used himself as a blanket underneath, and finally stopped.

Like two corpses, they lay motionless on the ground. After a period of silence...

The little ghost lying in my arms finally slowly raised his head, gently held a strand of his glowing moon-colored hair in his hand, and kept teasing my nose, which was lying on the ground with my eyes closed.

I will endure! !

It's so sweet. As a powerful adventurer made of iron and bronze, do you think I can't even stand this little itch? Humph.

Resisting the urge to sneeze, I snorted secretly, coldly, lightly, indifferently, and disdainfully in my heart, shrugging my shoulders slightly.

"Is it useless? Really dead? But even though he is dead, his shoulders suddenly shrug..."

The haunting voice of a little ghost came to my ears.

Oops, I read too many pretense novels, and they actually exposed flaws that I could complain about. I exclaimed in my heart, but now that the situation is difficult to get out of, I can only continue to pretend.

"Really? It seems there is no other way but to use the next move."

Seeing that the sunflower acupuncture technique still couldn't make me "enlighten", the little ghost snorted, and the next moment there was a sudden sound of wind.

"I recruit, I recruit everything."

I suddenly stood up from the ground and avoided the menacing punch of the little ghost. I hugged the little guy tightly in my arms and screamed sadly.

"What kind of twist is this! Why is it that one moment you are scratching your nose like a girl, and then you are served by a violent woman with her fists?! According to normal conditions, shouldn't the next step be to crack your waist or something like that?"

All my original predictions were shattered by the little ghost's violent turn. I looked at this little saint unwillingly. Is a girl's heart really unpredictable? No, I should say yes

"How could the plot of a young girl's love novel possibly appear in this saintly girl?"

The little ghost sneered, then slapped his white and plump chest, sat on me, and pointed forward with a stern look: "I am the iron-blooded saint who will lead the people of the Dark Continent to overthrow the dark rule of the hell forces!! "

No, you are just a pure violent saint, I thought to myself.

"Then our Lady Iron-Blooded Saint, when you make such a powerful declaration, can't you change to a more majestic posture?"

I pointed at the little ghost riding on my waist and reminded me.

"What are you talking about? Isn't it natural for a saint to ride her own knight?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was immediately met with a look of contempt from the other party: "You are such an idiot who doesn't even understand common sense."

No! You must have misunderstood it! How can one rationalize a saint riding her own knight? You little fool must have subtly misunderstood the meaning of the word "ride" in knight. This is not a passive verb, you bastard! ! ,

Since there are so many complaints, I don’t know how to complain.

The big eyes stared at the small eyes for a while, and then the little ghost suddenly made an explosive declaration.

"Does it hurt?"

She gently said these two words, which immediately moved me to tears. All the grievances in the past were washed away by these two words.

It's not easy. I have been hit by ghost cannonballs so many times, and I finally got this word.

"It hurts, it hurts quite a bit."

I shed painful tears, hoping that my pitiful appearance could awaken a trace of conscience in our Iron-Blooded Saint, and completely seal this strategic move in the long river of history and become a legend.

"You are too weak. As a knight of this saint, Xiaofan, you are far from qualified. You need more training."

"..."

It was true that it awakened something inside this little saint.

Seeing my dejected look, the little ghost, with a saintly smile that made me feel like taking a breath of spring breeze and bathing in holy light, leaned down and touched my head gently and said.

"It doesn't matter, it's just like a girl's first night, it just hurts at the beginning."

"..."

A strong life requires no explanation - making fun of the Saint Alice.

Silently, I set a motto in my heart for this little ghost.

"Huh?!"

At this moment, the little ghost who was still lying on top of me as a "cavalry" suddenly noticed something. Her very deceptive face made others mistake her for a beautiful, noble, gentle and holy saint. His face came up and he looked at my forehead carefully.

"Is there any...is there any problem?"

I guiltily covered my forehead with my hands and stared at him warily.

"Hmph~~"

The little ghost crossed his arms, his beautiful silver eyes as bright as the Milky Way in the dark night, looked at me like a famous detective, and from his lovely lips, he softly uttered six words that almost made me lose my mind.

"Hickey, please be lenient if you confess."

"I...I did it."

Looking at the sky in frustration, I couldn't figure it out. Although I was kissed by Lena six times on the same spot on my forehead, the gentle contact shouldn't leave any kiss marks.

Anyway, this little ghost has already been instilled with me a lot of strange otaku knowledge, and it doesn’t matter if I talk about it any more, so I poured out all the nonsense about sister control and sister power.

"Originally I just wanted to liven up the atmosphere, but I didn't expect Lena to actually believe it, ha~~ah haha~~~"

While I giggled and said haha, I was secretly on guard, waiting for the little ghost's next wave of complaints.

"Only if you can believe it can there be ghosts."

The little ghost trembled his lips and muttered softly.

Being drowned by my own exaggerated cover-up laughter, I only saw the little ghost’s lips trembling slightly, but I didn’t hear what she said. Although I wanted to ask clearly, I was worried that this question would make the other party complain. Gate, so I wisely chose to keep my mouth shut.

The expected fierce complaints did not come. The little ghost riding on her continued her mission as a famous detective. She crossed her arms with her arms folded, her index finger slightly bent, and gently rubbed her upper lip, as if thinking deeply.

Then, she put her head down. With this movement, her straight and beautiful long moon-colored hair fell on my face like a waterfall, blocking all sight. I could only feel the little ghost's breath on my face. Smell lightly on your forehead.

Weiwei, are you a puppy?

"Are you really sure she only kissed six times?"

After sniffing with his little nose for a long time, the little ghost raised his head again, looked directly into my eyes and asked.

"I swear to Baal!"

I put my hands on the top of my head solemnly, and looked at the little ghost with sincere eyes without giving in.

"It's such a subtle oath. Forget it, I'll just believe you."

The little ghost showed a troubled look and said this. Suddenly, the detective's mind suddenly flashed again, as if he thought of a key clue, then pointed his finger and said something like "There is only one truth."

Her eyes moved up and down, finally landing on my lips.

"Do...what?"

To be honest, having a stunningly beautiful girl staring at my lips made me feel weird. Normally, it would be the other way around, and I would be staring at her seductive lips with fascination. Sure enough, it was the same with this little girl. When ghosts are together, weird things can happen.

Without answering, the little ghost used actions to confirm her guess. With a charming movement, she gently pushed aside the long hair next to her cheek, then lowered her head and kissed her gently.

That wet and slippery little tongue kept licking on it as if tasting something.

Hey, hey, can I say this is sexual harassment?

Feeling the sweetness and softness on my lips, my brain still didn't forget to complain, and then I let out a sleepy bang, opened my mouth, and was about to take the naughty little tongue outside, but unexpectedly the other party suddenly raised his head, leaving only The faint girly fragrance lingers on my lips.

The little ghost seemed to be tasting something strange, and kept reminiscing about the kiss just now.

“As expected~~”

Finally, she whispered softly, and then stared at me.

"Sure... sure what?" I looked at him in fear.

"Xiaofan, please... lie down next to Lena and fall asleep."

"How did you know!!"

Surprised, I blurted out and looked at the little ghost with awe. At this moment, she seemed to be a ghost wandering Baker Street wearing a tall hat, black gloves and a suit, holding a pipe in her mouth. The shape suddenly became extremely tall.

"Of course, who do you think this saint is?!"

My horrified look was more real than any words of flattery. The little saint immediately puffed up her chest proudly and said in a miraculous way.

"How did you guess it?" I became more and more curious.

"Humph, an idiot like Xiaofan doesn't need to know." After giving me a fierce look, the little ghost continued to look thoughtful and muttered to himself.

"Hmph, it seems that Sister Lena is really not to be underestimated."

"What's wrong with Lena? Why do you sound like a cunning and scheming woman?" I suddenly felt unhappy.

"Humph, an idiot like you Xiaofan doesn't need to know." The little ghost still responded to me with the same sentence just now.

"I'll give you three points, you're so brave, let's see what I do!!"

Being teased again and again by this little ghost, I immediately glared and pinched that elastic face with both hands.

Five postures of Thousand Buddha's Hands!

I rub, I rub, I rub~~

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu less exert your strength, Lele is lazy~ (Uuu Xiaofan, you idiot)."

Good guy, you still dare to talk nonsense, look at my red three-speed Thousand Buddha Hands Five Styles.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

For a moment, the little ghost was speechless. That beautiful face kept changing into various funny and cute looks under my rubbing.

"Um... sir, although I don't want to disturb you, if you don't go back, the food will be gone."

While we were having a great time fighting, the hidden boss Vilas appeared behind us, holding the pan lightly with both hands.

Suddenly the hairs on my hair stood up, and I immediately let go of the little ghost, stood up straight with her in my arms, and ran quickly towards the tent.

"There is a flaw, look for a move!!"

"Oh, you little ghost, how dare you sneak attack!"

"I bite~woohoo~"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa another another, I told you not to bite your head. It bleeds, it bleeds you stupid ghost, I know, you want to suck my IQ away, right? What a terrible guy, I want to punish you on behalf of the moon" …”

Looking at the two retreating figures, Vilas tilted her head slightly in confusion, her mind filled with questions.

This time, the adult was surprisingly obedient. In the past, he was just like a child. He had to urge him again and again, and even shamelessly asked him to kiss him before he would go home obediently.

Forget it, that's okay, but it's a little lonely. Ah, I am indeed a shameless woman, and I actually miss the shameful thing like adults tricking me into offering kisses.

Willas gently covered her hot face, waved the pan in her hand unconsciously, and made a crackling sound in the air. She smashed a mosquito that passed by her ear into powder, and then trotted after it.

"By the way, Xiaofan, Akara sent soldiers over yesterday and asked you to go to her place."

So, at noon the next day, when I was idle and planning to arrest the old drunkard all over the city and force her to pay off her debt, the little ghost said casually in a nonchalant tone.

"You should have said this earlier, asshole."

Accompanied by the little ghost's whine of "Wow!!", my spitting knife hit her forehead painfully.

If I make this old fox unhappy and add some ingredients to my mission, I won't be able to finish the meal and walk away.

This is what I thought as I hurried to Akara's little black shop.

"Grandma Akara, do you have anything to do with me?"

He arrived before anyone else arrived, and when he opened the tent, he saw Akara looking over here with a happy face.

"Grandma Akara, you look so happy? Your grandson is getting married?"

Although Akara always looks kind and smiling, today he smiled very happily, and there was such joy in his smile that I couldn't help but complain.

"Well, you can put it that way."

Akara pondered for a moment, and under my dumbfounded gaze, he actually nodded and laughed.

"..."

This... this old fox really has a grandson?

Tsk tsk tsk, I didn’t expect, I didn’t expect that Akara’s years when he was young were so unexpectedly magnificent, passionate and romantic.

With a glance, I discovered the existence of Kane and the old drunkard who was about to sound the horn of debt collection. Except for the first stingy one, all the league leaders were here? !

"Could it be...that something big happened?!"

I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and looked at the other three people with difficulty. In my mind, I had already simulated the heroic back of myself fighting against Baal's clone.

"It is indeed a major event related to the future of the alliance." The joy on Akara's face condensed, showing a solemn expression.

"Is that what you mentioned to me last time, that thing that only I can do?" I couldn't help but ask when I thought of my visit to Akara after I came back.

"That's right, that's the thing, Mr. Wu, your tragic future will begin from now on."

The old drunkard came over and shrouded most of his face in shadow, creating a solemn and terrifying atmosphere in this dark little tent. Then, he used a vicious old witch-like expression that could only appear in fairy tales. A harsh and eerie voice said to me.

Don't listen to this old drunkard's nonsense.

At this time, Kane on the side couldn't stand it any longer. He used his crutch to push away the grimace of the old drunkard, and then he came forward with a smile. In his hand was a simple white-lined sky-blue dress that revealed fine workmanship.

"Dear Wu, look at this dress, does it look good?"

"Yeah, pretty good."

I gave this dress a fair evaluation as it can definitely enhance the charm of men by more than 20%.

"As long as you like it, that's fine, then this is fine." Kane kept nodding.

"Grandpa Kane, is your granddaughter going to get married too? Could it be that she is marrying Akala's grandson?"

Seeing the beaming atmosphere on Akara and Kane's faces, combined with the previous question, and the dresses in front of me, I couldn't help but make such a bold assumption.

"No no no~~!!"

Kane shook his head and used the word "no" three times in a row to deny it. In my opinion, he looked like a guilty conscience. Grandpa Kane, just admit it, even if you tell me you had a wonderful time when you were young. Love, leaving an illegitimate child or something, I won’t laugh at you, pffff~~!

However, before I could finish laughing, Kane's crutch pointed at me like a telepathic finger, and with a kind smile, he said something earth-shattering.

"I don't have a granddaughter. This dress is prepared for you, our dear Wu."

Me: "Huh?"

Kasha: "Huh?"

"What the hell are you!"

I couldn't help but point at the old drunk next to me and complain.

"No, actually I was called here for no reason. I have no idea what happened." The old drunkard looked at me quite innocently.

"..."

You guy, just stay in the barrel and rot and sprout.

"It seems you have forgotten."

Akara, who had been watching the farce with a smile, finally spoke.

"His Excellency, our alliance elder and future elf prince."

"The future Elf Prince?"

Time ticked by for sixty seconds, there was a ding-dong sound, and I clapped my hands.

"Remember."

"Haha~~ That's good. I guess we don't need to explain anymore. The elves have already made a decision, and we're just waiting for everyone to set a good day together."

Akala's smile grew happier.

"Well, can I refuse the marriage?"

I asked cautiously, and then lowered my head under the sharp eyes of two pairs of eyes.