Diablo Destruction

I'm not kidding. Although I'm still a lone ranger for the time being, judging from Akara's intentions, I do intend to have the four of us form a temporary team to deal with emergencies.

The last mission of the Fifth Master was probably an attempt by Akala to see if the four of us could get together. In fact, Seattle and Carlos and I have easy conversations. The most important thing is Sister Sharna. The aloof Queen, can you cooperate with everyone and just take it? It seems that Akara is quite satisfied.

The only thing that she didn't expect was that the mission given by the Fifth Master was to kill Yizuer, the former number one warrior of the Angel Clan. Although the four of us finally completed the mission and came back, Akara was behind it. He murmured bad things about the Fifth Master. After all, Yi Zuer's aura as the number one warrior of the Angel Clan is too illustrious for anyone. He is even more illustrious than the three demon gods.

The KFC team still had practice in the afternoon. After chatting for a while, they said goodbye to us.

"I said, when you see Ricken and the others, don't you have any thoughts in your heart?"

I walked forward silently for a few steps, then looked back at the wood-like Arius, who was shrouded in black, and I couldn't help but sigh.

"What the teacher said, Arius, I don't understand!"

Arius raised his head slightly and looked at me, revealing a pair of clear blue eyes from the shadow of his cloak, filled with dull doubts without any pretense.

"Riken and the others are practicing."

In order to make this rotten girl with her head full of rotten things think of something else, I decided to use persuasive methods to wake her up.

"Yes, Aleus, I saw it." What he received was a heavy nod from the other party.

"See, don't you have anything to say?"

"Well, Aleus, I want to find inspiration!" This guy revealed his thoughts faithfully.

"I tell you, your brother Hans is going to cry, he really is going to cry."

Seeing Arius clenching his fists and looking forward, his soul burning, I cried one step ahead of Hans.

"Have you been like this before? During training, you would always run out by yourself...that, looking for inspiration, uh, looking for inspiration."

"Uh-huh! Aleus, it used to be like this occasionally!" This time, Aleus shook his head solemnly.

"When did that start? Please train with the team as seriously as before, you idiot!!" I immediately pointed at the other person and shouted loudly.

"Teacher." He pointed straight at me without any hesitation.

"Don't make it sound like I'm the one who led you down this weird road, you bastard!!" I threw the coffee table off my mind and complained with all my strength.

"Teacher, do you want to look for inspiration with Arius?" A look full of expectation.

"..."

No, this guy has fallen into his own fanaticism. He has completely regarded me as a "revolutionary" and can no longer listen to anything I say.

"Let me tell you, it's not an option for you to follow me all day like this. I'll be leaving soon."

I sighed and said seriously, although I understand Aleus's dependence on her as if she has found her place of belonging, but I can't always stay with her.

"Teacher, do you want to leave?"

Raising his head blankly, Arius showed an expression that was so lonely that I couldn't look straight at him.

"Yes, didn't you just hear what Ricken and I said?"

"Aleus, I'm very disappointed."

With his head lowered, Aleus expressed his deep inner despair to me frankly through words and expressions.

"I'm sorry, Arius..."

"I feel so lost that I have no inspiration."

"..."

Ah, I just felt sorry for a rotten girl like you who can survive on rotten food. You are really a hopeless fool! !

"Anyway, you can't always rely on me, how about trying to talk to others?"

"Aleus, talking to...someone else?"

With an embarrassed expression as if he was forcing a sheep to eat meat, Aleus muttered to himself timidly.

"That's right. Believe me, Arius, you are also a beauty. There will definitely be many adventurers willing to talk to you. By the way, let's set a goal first. Aim to make a hundred friends. What do you think? Sample?"

"a hundred……?"

Aleus looked at me, like a timid squirrel about to shrink into a hole, and took a few steps back timidly, mumbling to himself.

"a hundred……"

"a hundred……"

"A hundred, a** men...?!!"

No, no, no, please don’t complete it in your head without authorization. There is no need to limit it to men, and don’t show a happy expression! Don't even get a nosebleed, you rotten girl! !

Drink! ! I call——

A crisp sound of "pop" echoed high in the sky above Rogge's camp.

After putting away the paper roll, Alius was already holding his head and squatting on the ground shivering. He looked like he was about to cry and kept muttering "the inspiration was knocked away" and "only There are fifty left” and other silly words.

Really, what kind of taste does it take to think of a hundred men? Can this guy really be saved? Looking at Aleus who could only make do with the remaining fifty men, who began to fantasize and kept wiping his nosebleeds, I was speechless.

A crisp sound of "pop" sounded again.

"Woo, no more, the remaining fifty, no more~~" Aleus's mournful cry continued.

"Be serious, otherwise I will go back."

"Aleus, I can't make friends."

After wiping away the nosebleed with a mournful voice, Arius's face darkened slightly. He contained the hint of decades of loneliness in this sentence, and then lowered his head, looking dejected.

"Of course you can't make friends like you are now. Let me give you the secret."

"Oh! As expected, teacher, Aleus, I admire you so much!"

Nodding sharply, Aleus cast an admiring look over him.

I didn’t expect that I, an otaku who is not good at socializing, would one day learn how to make friends with others, ha~~

Thinking of this, I let out a helpless laugh, and my whole body turned pale.

However, even an otaku who has trouble communicating will have his own secrets: "Aleus, listen carefully to me!!"

Suddenly my whole body was on fire. I pointed at Aleus from a high position, clenched my fists and loudly let out the voice of an otaku with no responsibility for redemption.

"Oh! Arius, listen!"

Another member of the otaku group, fujoshi Aleus, also followed the opponent's momentum and clenched her fists.

"If you want to make friends, you have to learn to complain first, do you understand? Aleus!!!!"

Arius pondered, and the atmosphere was silent for a moment.

"ah!!!"

Arius suddenly woke up and suddenly raised his head to look at the sky, as if he saw light, hope, and... love there.

"So, that's it, Aleus, I understand, okay!!"

"Tucao, I told you last time, but the way you look now, tsk tsk..."

Looking left and right at Arius, I shook my head. To be honest, this rotten girl's current level of complaining is not very good. She is full of points for others to complain about.

The biggest factor that hinders her performance is the four-character mantra. The so-called complaint, most of the time, it must be completed in one breath and cannot be interrupted midway. A guy like this who bites his tongue when he speaks the fifth word, unless he is a separate person. Doorways, create new ways to complain, otherwise there is little hope.

"Don't underestimate it, Aleus. As long as you get serious, Aleus is also very powerful."

In response to the flash of contempt in my eyes, Aleus exploded and looked at me with serious eyes, looking confident.

"Oh? Then let me see what you can do when you get serious." With a hint of provocation in my tone, I raised my chin and said to Aleus.

He took a few steps to keep a distance of two meters from me, then turned around, took off his cloak and hat, faced me head-on, and bowed lightly.

"Aleus, it's time to start!"

Seemingly captured by Arius's astonishing momentum and confidence, for a moment, the flow of time seemed to slow down. She bent her left arm in her direction, and then pointed to her elbow with her right hand.

"Here, it's bent~~"

A gust of cold wind blew by, and the atmosphere was silent for a moment.

"puff--!!"

Aleus couldn't help himself at first, turned his back, covered his little mouth and bent over with a smile.

"..."

Who can tell me where is the point of this sentence?

It seemed that it was not over yet. He was busy laughing at the "joke" she had just performed. After laughing enough, Aleus's expression straightened and he faced me confidently again, showing a serious look, and then, with With both hands, he held up his fair and round cheeks high, and kept pushing them upwards, making a cute face, and then said in a vague voice.

"Here, it fell~~"

The cold wind blew again.

"Puff-"

This time, Arius smiled and squatted on the ground.

Who can tell me where my complaints are, exactly where they are? Who can tell me, you bastard? !

I'm really going to cry.

In short, one thing that can be confirmed is that this rotten girl's understanding of comedy is not ordinary strange, and the point of laughter is not ordinary low.

"In short, before you learn to complain, you must first correct your shortcomings, four-character shortcomings."

"First of all, let's start with the simplest one. Say it after me, one, two, three, four, five."

Anyway, this is how the teaching begins.

Aleus: "One, two, three, four, haaaaah~~~"

I:"……"

It's over, this guy is really hopeless.

"Let's do this, you concentrate, count on your fingers, one by one, like this, one, two, three, four, five."

Like a fool, I counted them one by one on my five fingers. Fortunately, there were no adventurers nearby, otherwise I would have died in shame.

Aleus lowered his head, spread his fingers, stared blankly at his five delicate and lovely fingers, and then slowly started counting them.

"One, two, three, four..., five~~"

"Very good... what a bastard!!" I pushed the coffee table in my mind again.

"Ah! Is this just a complaint? That's awesome!" Aleus clapped his hands.

"Don't try to change the subject, and don't try to be clever during practice, or I will use this terrible paper roll to beat you until you forget your preferences."

Using the end of the paper roll, I pressed heavily on Aleus' temple. I gritted my teeth and felt the terrifying force coming from the roll. Aleus nodded hurriedly.

As a result, after trying every possible means and practicing over and over again, until the dazzling sun hanging in the sky turned red, Aleus still made no progress at all. He would either bite his tongue or fall in the fifth place. The word pause is too long.

"Aluzi, Zi is defeated."

Finally falling to his knees in defeat, Alius used his numb tongue to moan indistinctly.

She probably said more words in the practice just now than she had in the previous decades combined.

"Are you really an adventurer? You're doing this on purpose because you don't want to learn."

It’s hard to believe that Arius would show such clumsiness in language. It even makes me wonder if this guy is cursed by someone—a boring curse like never being able to say the fifth word in a row. .

"Aleus, I want the teacher to keep teaching."

After muttering softly, Alius secretly raised his head to glance at me, and then lowered his head in frustration. His gorgeous red hair, which was like a flame, looked a little listless.

"This is impossible, you and I are not on the same team." I gave a helpless smile and started to think.

"Let's do this. I'll teach you how to make complaints within two sentences of five words or less. You can go back and practice for me, okay?"

So, after looking at the setting sun and teaching Aleus a few words, I took her to the hotel of the Hanbag team and finally threw this big trouble back to Hans.

As a result, early the next morning, I was awakened by the commotion outside.

"Aleus, you guy——!!!"

I didn't bother to wash myself up, and with my messy hair and sleepy face, I was like an angry lion, holding the artifact roll in one hand, and rushed out of the tent angrily, only to be stunned.

The person who came was not Arius, but the leader... ahem, it was her brother, the wizard Hans.

"Brother Alsace, Hannah has been acting strange since she came back yesterday. What's wrong with you?"

Seeing me rushing out, Hans said anxiously, and didn't even bother to let me answer. He pulled me and ran straight to where they fell.

"What kind of strange method is this? You should tell me first." I asked loudly while arranging my lion-like fluffy hair.

"You'll know for yourself when you see it."

After answering this, Hans quickened his pace and soon arrived at the hotel where their team stayed.

"No, you stand here and watch."

After going upstairs, pointing to a closed wooden door at the far end of the corridor, Hans whispered, then let me go, took a few steps forward, knocked on the doorknob, and spoke in a softer voice.

"Hannah, are you in there?"

"What a mess!!"

The words fell out strangely, and from inside the door came Aleus's unique voice, which lacked any emotion, but was surprisingly clean.

"..."

Hans, who was deeply shocked, squatted in the corner of the aisle with tears streaming down his face, circling in circles, and muttering something darkly in his mouth.

"Um...brother Hans, are you okay?"

Looking at Hans, who seemed to have turned pale, I asked uncertainly.

"It's okay, it's okay. How can such a trivial thing defeat me, Hans?!"

Standing up unsteadily while holding on to the wall, Hans said harshly with the expression of a gambler who was red-eyed after losing.

Then, he patted his tense cheeks, tried to relax, and showed himself a gentle smile like a brother. Hans stepped forward to knock on the door again, and spoke in a pleasant voice.

"Hannah, it's me. I'm your brother Hans."

"You are a good guy!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Aleus' decisive voice came from the door again.

"..."

Clutching his heart, Hans staggered back with a pale face and gave me a confused look.

"I don't know why, but every time I hear this, my heart, a single man in his fifties, feels a dull pain and I can't breathe. Brother Alsace, do you think I have some strange disease? "

"No, this is normal."

I patted the shaky Hans with pity and comforted him.

"Hannah, I'll leave it to you. I have to go back and have a good rest. Maybe, after this rest, I won't be able to get up again..."

After murmuring this with a lost look and tone, Hans took stumbling steps, and his old figure slowly disappeared through the door of his room.

In this regard, I can only silently bless the other person's back. Brother Hans, being single also has its benefits, and good people also have the happiness of good people. You have to hold on.

By the way, is it a coincidence or some other reason? Yesterday I only taught two sentences to Arius, but they actually exerted such great power.

That's right, these are the two sentences that I taught Aleus to make complaints within five words.

What a mess!

You are a good guy!

As a result, Hans was all hit.

What a tragic guy. Maybe he is also one of the candidates who hopes to covet Feini's throne as the Tragedy Emperor.

"Aleus, it's me, I want to come in."

I sighed and shook my head. I took a few steps forward, knocked on the door and shouted a few times, then opened the door and entered Aleus' room.

The layout inside is... quite rigid, since this is a hotel.

Aleus just sat on the bed blankly, repeating the two sentences I taught her yesterday over and over again.

This guy must have stayed up all night last night and has been practicing until now. He watched Aleus skillfully pick up a large wooden cup containing throat-moistening juice from the counter beside the bed and drink it. I took a few sips and then continued practicing. Cold sweat broke out on my forehead.

"Aleus!!"

When he came to the bed and shouted, Arius suddenly woke up and quickly turned around to face me.

"Ah! Old..."

Halfway through her words, she suddenly covered her mouth tightly, took a deep breath, and then pointed straight at me with great momentum.

"What the hell, you bastard!"

"No, I guess now is not the time to complain."

"You are a good guy."

"Please stop, you've been practicing all night, shouldn't you only be able to say these two sentences?"

"What a mess!"

"Stop, do you hear me?"

"You are a good guy!"

There was a crisp sound of "pop".

"You should wake up now."

I put away the paper roll and looked at Aleus with murderous eyes.

I hate it the most when people say this to me.

"ah!"

Arius, who had just woken up, looked around with confused eyes. Then, as if he had forgotten something, he lowered his head and thought hard. Finally, he suddenly clapped his palms and pointed at me with a serious expression.

"You are Mao!"

I fell to the ground at that time.