Diablo Destruction

"What should I do today?"

Lying on the soft carpet, I unconsciously tapped the table legs with my knuckles, letting the "tap-tap" sound of wood continue to ring in the quiet small tent, while sighing.

It was already the second day when we arrived at the fox tribe’s winter stronghold. From the beam of light above our heads, we could still tell the alternation of the sun and the moon. There were even experienced fox tribesmen who would go out to check the weather every day. Calculate when this winter blizzard will stop for a while, and thanks to this, the lazy crow will be able to find this place.

However, being bored in a place like this is quite boring, especially when you can only stay in the tent and can't really do anything with the little fox, because the fox warriors will come to report every now and then.

I am extremely suspicious of these guys, just to take a look at the little fox, and deliberately bring out these trivial things to trouble the little fox. You can guess it by looking at their entranced look when they report.

"If you're bored, why don't you go out for a walk? Although it's a dungeon, the daily activities of the clan have not changed. Today is a market day."

The little fox sitting aside suggested this with ulterior motives.

Wearing casual home clothes, her long black hair like a waterfall fell freely, and several strands were gently attached to her peaceful face, covering a corner of her sight. Then she gently opened it with her fingers, showing an indescribable brightness. moving.

The little fox in home mode usually reads some books to pass the time. This was clearly understood by me when I first came to the territory of the fox people and spent more than ten days with her in the tent. .

Although she is a saint of the fox tribe, and although there are not many entertainment activities in the dark world, except for those clan affairs, her life is simpler and simpler than that of ordinary civilians.

Usually at home, apart from occasionally practicing martial arts and maintaining good condition, the little fox just sits quietly and reads a book, over and over again without getting tired of it. Among the hundreds of books filled with several large bookshelves, those that are only read frequently One of the best proofs is looking at the traces of fingerprint wrinkles left behind.

The current little fox has a quiet and elegant temperament, exuding a scholarly atmosphere. It feels a bit like Lena's quietness and serenity to me, without losing the youthful vitality of a girl and the unique charm and cunning of Tianhu. , these temperaments are combined and perfectly blended together to create such a unique little fox that makes all men's hearts flutter.

"You plan to see the human skin peeled off from my body flying high in your clan's square."

I looked at the little fox with a depressed face and said, I told the little fox about those young fox men who tried to peel off the skin of me, a "slutty thief", to hang on the flagpole. I originally wanted to use this to complain to her. That false accusation brought me so much trouble. I didn't expect that after hearing it, she laughed heartlessly and even encouraged me to give it a try.

The most poisonous fox heart!

"You can peel off a layer of skin without dying."

The little fox turned her moving eyes from the page to me, blinked, pursed her lips, and smiled slyly.

"If you say that, just peel off your fox skin and make it a coat for me." I immediately rolled my eyes.

"Hmph, I'm not a thief."

The little fox raised her eyebrows and said proudly, as if it was none of her business. Whose fault is it that I am regarded as a thief?

"By the way, let's go back to Harrogas." I suddenly clapped my hands and said.

"Huh? Is there something that I have to go back for?"

When the little fox heard this, he raised his bright lips and frowned slightly as he asked, seeming a little unhappy.

"Oh, I got a dark gold longbow from Baal. I want to go to the trading market in Harrogath to see if I can exchange it for other good things."

I shook my finger proudly and continued: "And you see, it is winter now, with heavy snow blowing. Many adventurers will definitely not be willing to go out for experience at this time. Most of them gather in the city. In this way , the trading market is naturally busy, and now is the best time.”

"Although that's what I say..."

The little fox looked at me in confusion, a confused look that seriously insulted other people's intelligence.

"Why don't you wait until you go to Rogge Camp in the second world before changing?"

"Huh?" I looked at her puzzled.

"Think about it, the adventure teams in the second world have all fought against Baal, and they may have obtained a lot of good things from Baal, but these things may not be suitable for them, so why not stay with Rogge in the second world? What if we change the campsite again? Aren’t there more options?”

"I see, let's continue sleeping." I clapped my palms, and my body that had just been lying down lay back down again.

However, it is still very boring. I have slept for a day and I will die if I sleep again. I really envy the little ghost guy. Why can he sleep for several days and nights at a stretch? How lonely should it be?

After a while, I couldn't bear to roll on the blanket again. I wanted to surf the Internet, I wanted to play games, even if it was a Xiaobawang learning machine, you bastard! !

Of course, it's not that there are games like backgammon, but this person can't play it. I feel that if I play with the little fox, I will definitely be abused... Uh, okay, I admit, it's not a feeling, it should be a fact...

So... ahem, for this kind of game played by children, it's better to play it with your daughter after you get home, at least you can win a few times now and then.

By the way, why is there no one around me who can make me feel intellectually superior?

Even among all the characters who have appeared so far, Fini, the naturally stupid tragedy emperor and pseudo-mother, who seems to be the most bullied, is also an unscrupulous genius wizard with an IQ of 150 points, but most of the time she is beaten by the tragedy emperor's -100 IQ halo, The IQ component of the transvestite -15, and the IQ attribute of the natural idiot -44 have been corrected.

As for the old drunkard... forget it. Although she seems to have a lower IQ than me, most of the time she is just pretending to be crazy and trying to get drunk. If she is serious, she is the most incredible person in the entire Rogge camp.

Moreover, according to the gossip (that is, what I heard from Seatlek after getting him drunk), this guy has an incredible past, and she in the past was actually a cold Amazon that was completely opposite to her current personality? ! ! Known as the burgundy devil? ? ! ! ! ! !

Please forgive me for using such a strong exclamation, because it is really impossible to imagine the face of that fool who is always drunk with a cold and heartless expression.

All in all, it seems that I am the only one who is ordinary.

It's already boring enough, but if you complain about yourself like this, don't you become even more boring + depressed, you bastard! !

"Okay, okay, you idiot."

Seeing me rolling on the ground, the little fox finally sighed helplessly and waved to me.

"What's the matter?"

I purred like a bug and rolled directly to her feet where she was sitting cross-legged, raised my head and asked.

Without answering me, the little fox gently stretched out her hand, held my head, pillowed it on her elastic thighs, and then flicked the fox tail behind her to cover half of my body.

"That's enough. Don't make any more trouble." He stretched out his index finger and gently pressed my nose. The little fox laughed softly.

"..."

"You...what are you looking at, you big bad guy!!"

Seeing me stunned and silent, the little fox tilted her head slightly in embarrassment. Taking the initiative to this extent was already her maximum limit.

"No, it's nothing, I just feel..."

I looked up and stared at the little fox's beautiful face with a faint blush, and murmured.

It's just that the way you looked just now, you really looked like a good wife and mother.

Of course, I would not say this to the little fox. If I did, she would immediately become proud and say, let’s just leave it at that.

I slowly closed my eyes, covering the little fox's plush and soft big tail, pillowing the little fox's breasts under my head, smelling the little fox's unique girly body fragrance, so close, even from the other side The temperature emanating from the body can be clearly felt.

I didn't see the little fox reading a book seriously on it. His face was already red. The pretty face seemed to be dyed with fiery red and the stunning appearance showed. If I could see it, I would definitely be happier.

If this is the case, maybe I can really sleep for three or four days like the little ghost. For some reason, a sleepiness naturally rolled into my heart. Thinking like this, I quickly fell asleep. Township.

The next day, which was also the third day after arriving at the fox tribe, was already the time that Mara and I had made an appointment. Although she said it would take two days at the earliest, people like Mara would not say that there was no such thing. For sure, if the fastest is two days, it will definitely be two days.

Coincidentally, according to reports from the fox soldiers, the heavy snowstorm outside actually stopped, although it was only for a short time.

It was as if they were saying goodbye to me. Damn it, I still want to stay in this fox den, this gentle land, for a few more days, and enjoy the little fox’s pillow legs a few more times.

"Then I'll leave first."

After I figured I was ready, I stuck my head out and looked around outside the tent. I turned back with regret and glanced at the little fox.

Wenwen Township, the Tomb of Heroes, can even bury heroes, let alone a weak-minded little person like me. Although the little fox is usually domineering and tough-talking, and a bad guy and a pervert at every turn, he is very virtuous in his bones, and has the appearance of a good wife and mother. , coupled with the unique beauty and temperament of the Tianhu bloodline.

For such a woman, I'm afraid it's true what she says. As long as she is willing, no man can escape her grasp.

"etc."

Just when I was about to make up my mind to leave, I woke up early in the morning and behaved very abnormally. The little fox hesitated in front of me and finally spoke.

Oh, are you finally going to say it? I've been hiding something from me since early in the morning, just waiting for your words.

I had already expected it, so I immediately turned around and looked at her curiously.

"You wait first."

She lowered her head slightly and ran towards the kitchen.

Um? The smell of this food, could it be a farewell feast? I couldn't help but think of the delicious breakfast the last time I came here.

As I expected, the little fox decisively took out boxes of packed food.

In my dumbfounded eyes, more and more food was piling up on the table, including barbecued meats, cured meats, bacon, and some special jerky. In short, it was all meat, but it is not difficult to imagine that in such a winter environment, Where can I find other materials?

But, having said that, with this weight...does the little fox mistake me for a giant dragon?

I stared blankly at the little fox who finally wiped the sweat from his forehead with relief, a faint smile of satisfaction and happiness on the corner of his mouth, exuding the glory of motherhood, and didn't know what to say.

"Look...what are you looking at? Big bad guy!!"

Noticing my intense gaze, a blush appeared on her face, and she turned her head slightly, rarely looking directly at me.

"..."

No, even if you say that, you still have to explain to me what this table full of food means.

The atmosphere was silent for a while, and only the aroma of food in the room was tempting people. It was hard to tell that this little fox's craftsmanship was really good, although it was far from comparable to an all-purpose god-level housewife like Vilas. , but all the food preparations have a certain degree of heat, which is no less than that of ordinary housewives. Even if I have a picky stomach raised by Veras, I can't find any shortcomings.

"In general... in short..."

The little fox spoke, but she stammered and paused for a while, not knowing what she wanted to express.

"Anyway what?"

Seeing her dragging out the word "Z", she was blushing and unable to speak. I couldn't help but feel pity. The word "Z" is very pitiful. Just spare it and continue talking.

"Hmph, please... stop interrupting me!"

"Okay... okay, please tell me."

See, this is girl-like savagery. Although it is unreasonable, it leaves men with no choice but to do anything.

"In short...ahem, it is...it is said that you, the bad guy...have eaten all the food that Veras prepared for you."

After procrastinating for a long time, the little fox seemed to have finally thought of a way to solve the predicament at hand. She closed her eyes tightly and said this with an ostrich-like mentality of escaping from the facts. She was probably hypnotizing herself in her heart. It's talking to oneself, it's talking to oneself, no one can hear it.

"It does happen."

What the little fox said rekindled my old hatred for those three savage men, and my teeth began to grind.

But what does "supposedly" mean? It's something I told you yesterday.

Difficult...can you tell? ! !

Suddenly, I came back to my senses and looked at the table full of food in front of me, speechless for a moment.

"Then...these food...anyway...anyway, if left alone, it will...will rot, so I will just reuse the waste and make a little...a little bit for you. Anyway...anyway, I...also last night... I just happen to have time, just... just to pass the time, don’t get it wrong, you know? Huh!!”

"..."

"You...what are you thinking? Anyway...it's definitely not as delicious as Willas's. I'm really sorry. If you don't want it, just tell me. I won't mind."

Seeing my silence, the little fox couldn't help but panic a little, but he still managed to muster up his momentum. He hummed softly on his lips, crossed his arms and tilted his head, making a nonchalant gesture, but there was water in the corners of his eyes. Light, but not convincing at all.

If you refuse, you will be struck by lightning, both from God's point of view and from a practical point of view.

but……

"They all look delicious, how could I not want them? But just in case, I want to ask, these should not be the food reserves of your clan."

I asked carefully while trying to express my affirmation and joy.

Although there is no shortage of food for the fox people this winter, it cannot be wasted so much for me, an outsider, just because of this. Whether it is from my perspective or for the little fox, I cannot accept this food.

However, with the personality of the little fox, he will definitely not do such selfish things as giving food from the clan to himself, so just in case, I just want to feel at ease.

"Of course it's impossible, idiot! Are you a big idiot?! I got this from hunting in the snow last night!!"

Sure enough, the little fox replied naturally.

I heard her getting up last night. I didn't expect that not only would she help me prepare food at night, but even the ingredients for the food were obtained by her hunting under the stars and under the moon. How could I bear this friendship? Got it?

"I...I didn't go hunting specifically for you. I just saw that the snow had stopped and wanted to make the most of it. It just happened to be good and I couldn't sleep. That's all. Do you understand?"

She seemed to find that her words were a bit inconsistent, but she was so panicked that she couldn't tell what was wrong, so the little fox had to work hard to maintain her arrogance.

"Okay, okay, then I won't be polite."

I kept nodding my head and responded with a silly smile. It is the hardest thing to accept the kindness of a beautiful woman.

"Hmph, you really don't have to force it. Anyway, what Bivilas did is definitely different."

The little fox forced to hide the joy in her eyes, snorted softly, and continued to insist on her nonchalant statement.

"I'm not forcing myself at all, I'm not forcing myself at all. I've long wanted to eat the food cooked by our Lady Lucia." I nodded even harder.

"That's good, it's not in vain for all my hard work...cough, huh, it's just waste." The little fox who almost let it slip was coughing again and again, but in my eyes he was extremely cute.

"What are you still doing there? Come here quickly."

When she came back to her senses, the little fox had already impatiently waved her hand at me. However, the more fierce or impatient she showed, the more it showed that she was shy in her heart. With this level of understanding, I can still tell, you are so tsundere.

"Put these first...the top ones are afraid of pressure, so they have to be put at the end. There are also these, which are easier to break, so you have to eat them early...you don't have to worry about leaving these for later...and these, wait until a while later. Time will taste better..."

The little fox was like a nagging wife talking to her husband who was about to leave for a long journey. He introduced these foods to me one by one, which ones were afraid of pressure and had to be put on top, and which ones should be eaten first, otherwise they would spoil. , it doesn’t matter which ones you save for later.

Listening and watching like this, in a trance, her figure seemed to overlap with Vilas. Every time she went out, Vilas would nag like this, even though she had actually said these words countless times before. , but she still likes to nag me again, and I also like to be nagged by her.

With such a girl to worry about for herself, what else is there to be dissatisfied about?

Now, the little fox gives me a similar feeling.

After everything was cleaned up, the little fox found that I was still looking at her blankly. She couldn't help but became very angry. She put one hand on her waist and pinched my nose with the other.

"You bad guy, did you listen to what I said just now?"

"I heard it."

I nodded quickly, like a husband who is strictly controlled by his wife, but at this time, I feel very happy to be controlled by my wife.

"Hmph, that's good. Listen, don't waste this food. You must eat three delicious meals a day. Don't eat too much, and don't starve yourself..."

"..."

Why haven't I noticed before that the little fox likes to nag so much? But this is really happy.

"Hawu~~, it's good if you remember, I'm so sleepy."

After nagging, the little fox stretched unconsciously, yawned and said this, and then he was stunned.

Not good! !

I quickly turned around, seemingly unaware of the little fox's actions and words just now, and pretended to look outside.

Sure enough, the next moment, the little fox suddenly glared over with shy and angry eyes. Seeing my artificial posture, although he knew that most of the time it was just pretending, it at least gave her a reason to comfort herself. That pride lives on.

"Then, little fox, I'm going to leave."

Saying this, I hugged the little fox's slender waist, held her close to my chest, and whispered.

"If you want to leave, just leave. If there's anything so rare, I won't give it away to you."

In my arms, the little fox raised his head, pretending to be disdainful, and his two soft and boneless arms gently hugged my waist.

"Also, thank you for preparing it for me. It must be very hard in one night."

I gently pinched her chin and raised it so that her eyes were facing mine. I could vaguely see that there was a little bloodshot in those big bright eyes.

Some were tired, some were smoky, and they seemed to reflect the little fox's hurried figure throughout the night.

"Stop... stop being so sentimental. Do you think this Tianhu will be exhausted because of you?"

The little fox's pretty face flushed and turned red. I pinched her chin and couldn't move it, so I had to turn my eyes to one side and put on a shy expression of squinting.

"at last……"

I ignored the little fox's harsh words and continued what I was saying.

"Finally, I want to say, I like you, little fox, you know?"

"Yeah...I know...I know, hee hee."

Not as I expected, I immediately became proud. The little fox blushed uncharacteristically and stammered in response. Finally, he lowered his head and couldn't help laughing a few times.

"Look at how beautiful you are. Humph, don't think I don't know. You must like me more than I like you." Seeing her look like this, I couldn't help but want to tease her.

"You...what did you say?"

Sure enough, the little fox immediately raised his head, his eyes widened.

"Obviously it was you, the scoundrel, who said you liked me first. You must like me more than I like you!!"

"It has nothing to do with talking first and talking later."

"You...you are cheating!!"

"How could I be cheating?"

"Huhu... Okay... Okay, you bad guy, you turned your back on me and turned your back on me. Hurry up and hand over all the food to me."

"There is no reason to take back the water that was thrown out..."

Noisy and noisy, in the end, we couldn't help laughing.

"You bad guy, let's forget it this time. There will come a time when I will let you personally admit that you are infatuated with me and surrender to me." The little fox stretched out his index finger, pointed on my nose, and said with great force.

"Although I like you, one day I will let you admit that you like me more." I grabbed the little fox's finger and said not to be outdone.

This is the only thing I will never give in to. This is also the way I get along with the little fox. To put it simply, it is like making friends.

Then, there was a deep kiss, and we reluctantly separated until the footsteps of soldiers were heard outside.

"really hope……"

Gently stroking the smooth and delicate face of the little fox, I looked fascinated and said.

"I really hope I can marry this little fox like you home soon."

After saying that, he let go of the dumb little fox, and with a slight flash of his body, he left the tent.

…

I don't know how long she stayed there before Lucia came to her senses. She was still a little dazed. She gently touched her cherry lips with her index finger, feeling that there was still a faint residual warmth on them, as well as the feeling that made her heart palpitate and numb.

Her whole mind was filled with the last sentence, and the voice was still echoing in it, buzzing, making her feel dizzy with joy.

"Hehe~~"

After laughing silly for a few times, she sat back down and picked up the book she had not finished reading, but she couldn't read it and couldn't fit a single word into her already slowed-down brain.

Simply, she slammed the book shut, walked back to her room with brisk steps, and playfully threw her whole body on the bed, burying herself tightly on the bed with a blanket, with a brown fox tail exposed. , constantly swinging back and forth with an unprecedented high frequency.

From inside the quilt, silly laughter could be heard from time to time. If other fox people saw it, they would definitely think that their Heavenly Fox Saint was sick.

On the other side, I had quietly left the canyon and returned to the thousands of miles of ice-covered snow. From time to time, I recalled the experience with the little fox in my mind. When I looked at the box in the inventory, my heart was filled with happiness.

According to the little fox, walking some distance from here is the range of the teleportation scroll.

I did not intend to look for the teleportation array of the fox people that had been buried in the heavy snow. I believe that few people except the fox people could find it. Instead, I followed the method told by the little fox and immediately tore it apart after walking a certain distance. Opening the teleportation scroll, the figure disappeared into the snow with a swipe.