Diablo Destruction

"Bad guy, big bad guy, wake up, get up, hey, big bad guy..."

In the haze, something seemed to ring in my ears, soft and sweet like cotton candy. The charming energy penetrated directly into my soul, making my heart itch.

At the same time, something soft seemed to grab his ear and pulled it, but he was reluctant to use any force.

It's too sweet. Do you think this can wake up a senior otaku from sleep?

He turned around in a daze, half asleep and patted the soft thing grabbing his ear away.

"Uh... let me sleep a little longer, Vilas, it's not yet dawn."

As I squinted, I could see the sky outside the window. It was still dark outside, with only a small area of ​​light on the edge of the distant snow-capped mountains. It was clear that there was still some time before dawn, so I subconsciously complained. .

"Woo!"

Before he finished speaking, he seemed to hear a short, angry cry.

"Here! Ben! God! Fox! Get up! Come on!"

Every word seemed to be squeezed out from between the teeth, vaguely ringing in my ears. Even if the tone was full of sinister meaning, it still couldn't hide the cute and charming aura, so it had no deterrent effect on me.

Well? Tianhu?

Before his mind could turn around, his ear was grabbed by something soft again, just like before. However, this time it was not just like pinching a flower, but was pulled hard.

Damn it! !

No matter how sleepy I was, under the instinct of "survival", I still followed this force and sat up. When I opened my eyes, I saw a menacing little fox sitting cross-legged next to me, with big bright eyes. , stared at himself fiercely.

Alas, I was so sleepy that I forgot that this was not Camp Rogge.

Only then did I remember what happened last night, and I couldn't help but slap my head.

"Ah!! I'm sorry if it's not Vilas. Sorry, I have to sort out the trash in the room, so please go out and find your Vilas."

The little fox crossed his arms, grinned two attractive little tiger teeth, and said to me in a very delicate tone.

After looking around the entire room, the little fox's room was bright, simple, and spotlessly clean. The extended meaning of this sentence... Could it be that the garbage just refers to me?

"Sorry, I was confused for a while and thought I was at home."

Looking at the angry little fox who just had the words "I'm jealous" written on it, I quickly apologized.

"Hmph, that's right. Anyway, a shabby tent like mine can't give you the feeling of home, so you should go home and sleep."

The little fox tilted his head heavily to the side, like a troublesome child, and his lips curled up even higher.

Well...it seemed like it was self-defeating and made her even more angry.

"Be good~, our Lord Tianhu has a lot of them."

After thinking about it, I could only hold this naughty little fox in my arms.

"Hmph~, do you still think I'm a child? You bad guy, big bad guy, let me go quickly." The little fox struggled unyieldingly in his arms.

"By the way, what happened when you woke me up so early in the morning?" Seeing those fox paws scratching at my chest and abdomen, I could only try to divert my attention.

Sure enough, when he said this, the little animal in his arms immediately calmed down and raised his head.

"Huh, what else can I do? Of course I want you to leave quickly." The pretty face with lingering anger raised from his arms said angrily.

"Are you really so cruel that you want to drive me away so early in the morning?" I suddenly felt a little aggrieved.

"What did you say?!" A trace of panic flashed in his eyes, and the little fox said quickly.

"If you don't leave now, you won't have a chance to leave until dawn, you big idiot!!"

"Um??"

I twisted my brain and thought about it, and finally understood what the little fox meant.

Indeed, as she said, if it were a little later, when the other fox people got up, even if she had the ability to do it, she would not be able to hide it from everyone and return to Harrogath.

"Hey, why do we, a pair of serious lovers, have to be secretly having an affair." I sighed and said helplessly.

"Hmph, who...who is your lover? It's you, a big pervert, who insists on staying in my room."

I was tough again. After hearing these words, I snickered secretly. Although I had forced my way in, if this arrogant little fox had been unwilling at all, he would have hidden it under the bed long ago. The wrist blade stabbed over.

"Besides, there is nothing we can do about it. Who made you, a big pervert, be so bold last time that you dared to touch this fox in that place? If you are caught by other fox people now, you will definitely be pulled out. Lose a layer of skin, you deserve it!!"

As he said that, the little fox pointed his pretty nose towards him again, as if it had nothing to do with him.

"Ah, when you said that, I finally remembered that you, this cunning fox, actually put all the blame on me last time. If not, I wouldn't be hated by other fox people. So miserable."

I suddenly remembered what happened at the last teleportation station, and couldn't help but widen my eyes and said.

"I...I am just telling the truth. Isn't it because you, a big pervert, touched me?"

A hint of guilt flashed in the little fox's eyes, but he couldn't hide it from my eyes.

"What do you mean by moving hands and feet? Isn't it just a hug or a kiss? These are all true expressions of love. It's something you and I agree on. Besides, you are not without responsibility. If you weren't the little fox like you..."

Halfway through, I suddenly paused.

No, if you tell the truth and say, "If it weren't for your little fox being so attractive, I can't help but be tempted." It's conceivable that this little fox, who was already so proud to death, would probably... The whole month I have been itching to raise my tail.

To put it this way, doesn't it sound like I couldn't stand her charm and took the initiative to stick to her? Doesn't this mean that he admits that he has lost, and will never be able to hold his head high in front of this little fox again?

No, I was too careless. I almost made one wrong move and lost everything. The saying that love is like a battlefield is indeed true. Fortunately, I reined in my horse and didn't let this little fox succeed.

"If it weren't for me, you should just keep talking..."

The little fox seemed to have vaguely guessed what I was going to say next. She couldn't help but feel a little nervous at this time. She pushed her stunningly beautiful face up, and her charming watery eyes were filled with a hazy mist, which was full of revelations. A pitiful joy and hope.

This... this is naked seduction, no, no, Wu Fan, you have to resist, don't let this little fox succeed, take a deep breath, take a deep breath~~

Fortunately, all the wives at home were equally stunning. In the end, I barely resisted the temptation of the little fox and shook my head with all my strength.

"Nothing, nothing!!"

After he finished speaking, he felt like he was exhausted and sweating all over his body.

Beauty brings disaster, I finally realized the meaning of this sentence for myself.

"snort!!"

With deep disappointment, Lucia snorted heavily, muttering fiercely in her heart.

Cheapskate, will you die if you let me go once? Cheapskate, Cheapskate, Cheapskate…

Hum, I won’t admit defeat. One day, Ben Tianhu will let you lower your head. Yes, this is a war, big bad guy. Ben Tianhu will officially declare war on you now! !

Thinking of this, Lucia's mood improved, and there was also a joyful and inexplicable sense of happiness that even surprised her. The tired heart that had been working day and night these days was also washed and replenished by something, and her face It was full of energy.

"Hey, are you okay?"

Seeing the little fox being lost and suddenly bursting with energy, I asked uncertainly.

"I want you to take care of it!!"

With a cute roll of his eyes, the little fox pushed me out of bed and folded the quilt skillfully.

"When I go out with my hunting team later, I will leave as soon as there are few people around. You know what, you big idiot!!" After finishing everything, she came over, tapped my nose, and said coquettishly.

"Ah, right."

After saying this, under my incomprehensible gaze, the little fox walked out of the tent and soon brought back a bowl of steaming broth.

"Come on, let's drink it while it's hot." She waved to me.

"Forget it, you fox tribe are still stocking up on food."

I shook my head. I am not short of money or food, but for the entire fox tribe, these are supplies that are in short supply. I can help them save a little, just a little.

"Is it possible to miss this point?" The little fox couldn't help but said, pulling me over and pressing me down on the table.

"No, I still can't eat."

Thinking of the last time when the little fox shed tears for the old fox people who were starving to death, I refused again.

"Ah, that's why I said you are a big idiot. It's my fault, so you should rest assured."

The little fox probably couldn't stand my repeated rejection of his kindness, so he couldn't help but swung his big tail crazily and said angrily.

"You don't want to eat? We have to go hunting later, how can we be hungry?" I looked at her in surprise, feeling warmer in my heart than any broth I drank.

"Ben Tianhu loses weight!!"

Holding his hands in front of his chest in an imposing manner, the little fox immediately said the answer he had already thought of.

lose weight.

I looked at the little fox up and down. Under that tight-fitting hunter suit, the little fox's figure was so good. Where did he need to lose weight?

This kind of intention is really a headache for happiness.

After thinking about it, I pulled the little fox down together and sat next to him.

"Let's eat together."

"Eh~Eh-?"

Surprised, a faint blush appeared on the little fox's pretty face.

"How can there be enough food for two people?"

"If you don't eat it, I won't eat it either." I said almost shamelessly.

"Okay... okay, you are such a shameless villain."

"Eat, why are you giggling there?"

"This...this Tianhu didn't giggle!!"

"Really, come on, let me feed you, ah~~"

"No... don't treat this Tianhu as a child, big! Stupid! Asshole!!"

"Okay, let's not treat you as a child, just treat you as a woman."

"What are you doing with your mouth here? It's disgusting, wuwu... uhhh~~~"

"You are indeed a big pervert."

"..."

"Ah!! Could it be that at home, you often feed like this...and often do this kind of thing with that luminous body?!"

"..."

"Guo Guoguo... Is this really the case? Don't come here!! I don't want to feed that luminous creature's foul mouth... Wuwu~wueh~~"

This breakfast was really long, I thought to myself as I looked at the empty bowl on the table.

As for the little fox, his face turned red and he said, "Bah, bah, go to hell, just go to hell!!" and then left. Really, I spent three-quarters of the breakfast. When fed into the stomach in the same way, weren't they very obedient at that time? It's too late to say such harsh words now.

After a while, I calmly listened to the sound of messy footsteps and shouts outside, and then the sound slowly faded away. Then I, a big flower picker, quietly poked my head out of the tent door. After confirming that there was no enemy, I sneaked back with a squeak. Harrogas.

I didn't stay in Harrogas for long. Soon, I got on the teleportation array and came to the ancient road.

At this time, I was just glad that I had found the teleportation station of the Ancient Road first. Otherwise, I would have had to run all the way from the frozen tundra teleportation station. Even if I didn’t take any detours or encounter a single monster, it would take at least two or three days. Days of time.

It only takes half a day to get from the Ancient Road Teleport Station to the top of Mount Yeruite.

Under the leadership of "Guide Dog" Xiaoxue, we arrived at the exit smoothly. There were still many monsters there. At first glance, we saw that they were all acquaintances. Aren't they the same ones we killed yesterday? Doing the math, it is indeed time to be reborn.

Unfortunately, the rebirth time of elites and bosses is longer. Therefore, the number and formation of ordinary monsters are still roughly the same as yesterday. However, the two elites and a boss did not have time to regenerate.

Without the elites and leaders, this group of monsters was even less powerful. In just a moment, they all fell under Xiaoxue's claws.

The second time I stepped onto the top of Arreat, I was still shocked by the strong spiritual power and majestic momentum condensed here.

Just like yesterday, as soon as I stepped out of the exit, there was a burst of magic waves at the entrance of the cave behind, which was blocked. Then there was strong wind, lightning and thunder, as if the end of the world was coming. Even if I watch this spectacular scene for ten more times, A hundred times, it still makes people amazed.

"How is it? The way we appear is spectacular enough."

Kolik was still the first to jump off the high platform and laughed.

"The scene is spectacular, but the people who serve as a backdrop make it look shabby."

Seeing Kolik's triumphant look, I couldn't help but complain in a sour tone, "Isn't it just an image project? What's so great about it? I'll also come up with an earth-shattering way to appear in the future. I can't let you small supporting actors who earn hourly wages Stealing the limelight.

"I didn't expect you, kid, to come so soon. How long has it been since the last time?"

Korik inherited the shamelessness of all barbarians, and the sarcasm in his words was completely ignored by him.

"Just yesterday."

"yesterday?"

Having probably lived for thousands of years, the concept of time is a bit blurred. The three of them were stunned for a while before Madoc looked at me with wide eyes.

“It’s only been one day and you can’t think about it anymore?!”

"..."

By the way, can you explain to me the meaning of the word "and"?

"Don't talk too much. I was just careless yesterday." I shook my fist and said.

"Well, it's very impressive, very good, but let's get to the point first." Kolik said, wiping the corners of his mouth.

I could only roll my eyes as hard as I could at what Kolik was talking about.

"Huh? This tastes wrong. It's not as delicious as yesterday." Although he complained like this, Korik still had a roasted leg of lamb in each hand, chewing on it.

"Just take it easy. My wife prepared to give it to me yesterday, but you guys almost ate it up. Where are they left today?"

"It turns out it's your wife's craftsmanship. No wonder, it doesn't taste like Harrogas." Korik nodded while reaching for a piece of steak with his big paws.

"Must be a good wife."

"Of course, the best in the world."

When Tarik praised me, I immediately responded proudly, feeling happier than if I had praised myself a hundred times.

"Is she an adventurer too?"

"That's right."

"When she comes to take the test in the future, remember to ask her to make more delicious food and bring it over." After hearing what I said, Kerik's spirit was shaken, and his ambition was immediately exposed.

After eating and drinking enough, the three of them patted their bellies and said, "Okay, boy, look at how confident you are. It's only been a day. How can you think of a way to cope with the test?"

"You guys can watch with your eyes wide open later. If I hadn't known the rules yesterday, you three would be the ones lying down."

"What a big tone, let's take a look."

With that said, the three of them jumped onto the high platform as usual, roaring to the sky, and then kept winking at me, telling me to hurry up.

Werewolf transformation!

Moon Wolf transforms! !

Ouch——————

It was like a dream-like scene in the eyes of the three barbarians. A bright moon suddenly hung in the bright sky above their heads, and the long-lasting howling of wolves rang in their ears.

Of course, such illusions cannot be hidden from them who have domain-level strength. However, the scene displayed by the illusion is so beautiful that they are willing to fall into it.

"Good guy, this is an eye-opener for me." After a moment, Kolik sighed and said.

"After living for thousands of years, I always think I have seen everything, but I always see something different." Madoc also sighed.

Talik remained silent, with moist eyes that were slightly sad, looking into the distance, at the foot of Mount Arreat, where the city of Harrogath should be, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"I wonder if you are a druid after all. Can you look like a druid?" After looking at my moon wolf form for a long time, Kolik held his forehead in disbelief and said.

"Replace it if it's fake!"

I replied indifferently while condensing the sword of ice.

"This is a fake thing!" Korik pointed at the ice sword formed in my hand and roared.

"Forget it, I can't wait to see it now." Madoc said on the side.

"Is this really the peak state of mind? You kid, please don't lie and suppress your power." Kolik was a little worried. After all, my blood bear transformation was at the peak of the pseudo-realm, and the gap was too big.

"I'm not that kind of person." Well, probably.

"Okay, let's begin!!"

With a roar, the test officially began.

Still the same as yesterday, Tarik first used Barbarian Three Throats. However, compared with yesterday's link-up, which only took half a second, Tarik now was like the black and white face singing Peking Opera. The voice was very long, and it took more than ten seconds to complete the three-voice roar.

So that’s it, is this the level of skill at the peak of mental state?

With the blessing of three voices, Kolik rushed over like a heavy tank.

At this moment, the three of them suddenly discovered that the enemy who was standing in their realization a second ago had disappeared out of thin air.

Clang————

Suddenly, an extremely cold chill suddenly spread to Tarik's neck. When he came to his senses, the ice sword with light blue mist had been hung on his neck from behind.

Looking at the surprised looks in the three people's eyes, I felt proud. This is called the turn of events, and this year they are coming to my house.

Now, it's my turn to torture you! !