Diablo Destruction

…

Sure enough, it didn't take long before the little ghost's unscrupulous voice came from a distance.

"Xiaofan~~~~~~~~"

This little guy is still so annoying, I wiped my nose and thought with some pride, then opened my arms and faced the billowing smoke and dust in the distance, like thousands of horses galloping, and like a rocket launching a large amount of flying dust. The little ghost that came over...

"Fire...rocket...eh——?!!"

Just as my brain reacted, the next moment, a white shadow crashed into my arms with a whizzing sound through the air.

"Xiaofan!! Woohoo~~~~~~"

"puff----"

The next moment, my body felt like being hit by a Boeing 777 flying at full speed. I rolled my eyes and foamed at the mouth, and flew straight down from the teleportation platform. My body wiped out a mud ditch more than ten meters long on the grass. .

In a daze, I seemed to see... countless cute little angels, playing golden trumpets, holding my hands and flying up, floating and floating, until they floated into the ethereal light...

Name: Wu Fan

Sex: Male

Age: 29

Marriage: Married, three wives, one prospective wife, one fiancée, one maid, and one sister.

Wishes: I hope to live a life of eating and waiting to die, and marry a virtuous wife who can tolerate my personality of eating and waiting to die.

Ambition 1: Conquer the universe with singing, collect the forbidden artifact microphone from the Kurast Arena, and wait for the opportunity.

Ambition 2: I hope the little ghost will stop complaining about himself.

Ambition 3 (Hidden): I hope to be able to surpass Princess Sanwu in IQ, even if it means cheating, even just once.

Titles he has received so far: Rogge is the third stingy, Lu Gaoyin is the Three Heroes, the Alliance Elder, the messenger of love and blood, peace and justice, the only successor designated by the Tragedy Emperor, the only owner of the daddy halo, and a man of negative character. The only owner of the halo, the God of Song (self-proclaimed), the Wolf God Warrior, the Sky Fox Warrior, and...a good guy.

Cause of death: Directly hit by a ghost shell with a speed of fifty meters per second during the period of weakness, and died of his injuries at the age of twenty-nine.

te...that's weird! !

"Woo~~Xiaofan, Xiaofan, Xiaofan, Xiaofan~~~~"

In the confusion, the little ghost's choking voice of snot and tears came to my ears. When I opened my eyes, I saw a crying little tabby cat, throwing itself in my arms... without hesitation, I shed the snot and tears. smear it on my chest! !

This little guy's way of expressing his feelings... was still so vigorous. I felt like my whole body was being knocked apart. I immediately gritted my teeth, wondering how to punish this little ghost.

"You idiot, why do you do stupid things? Make your body so weak."

Before I had time to show off my power, the little ghost started yelling. He grabbed my bra and shook it violently up and down. His head swung wildly as if it had no cervical vertebrae, and I was all shaken.

"Yes...I'm sorry."

I scratched my head and said in a daze. I had a subtle feeling in my heart, as if something had been deceived by this little ghost.

"Okay, okay, look at you crying like a tabby cat, but you still have the nerve to say that you are a saint."

I gently wiped the tears on the little ghost's face, held her in my arms lovingly, kissed her hard, and then stood up with her in my arms.

"Hmph~~ I am not a tabby cat, I am a saint, a dignified saint." The little ghost kept swaying in my arms, showing a comfortable and peaceful sleep, but he said vaguely without giving up.

"Don't sleep, idiot. Since you are a saint, it's time for you to learn to sleep alone." I couldn't help but look at the little ghost who closed his eyes and started breathing evenly.

"I... don't want it... the saint... must never leave... the knight..."

The little ghost's voice gradually became fainter, and his soft and delicate body, which seemed to have lost some weight, was hanging on me like a koala, with its limbs tightly clasped, and its pretty face was rubbed in my arms a few times, revealing the kitten curled up next to the stove. The same comfortable and lazy sleepiness as before.

It's the other way around, the relationship is the other way around. The knight should never leave the saint.

I was stunned for a moment, and kissed the sleeping kitten apologetically on the forehead. I'm sorry, little guy, I'm really unqualified as a knight.

Raising their heads, Vilas and the others were standing on the teleportation platform, saying this to Linya. The little angel Sarah was listening, looking here from time to time with her beautiful eyes that were redder than flames. Just now As soon as my eyes met, that extremely beautiful angel's face instantly showed a bright smile.

As for Xiaoxue and the others, they had already surrounded me with their tongues hanging out, and their big heads slightly arched towards me.

After touching their snow-white hair, I jumped up to the high platform, hugged Sarah who was running towards me, kissed her pretty face, and then held Sarah's little hand to greet them.

"What are you talking about?"

I stared at Vilas without blinking, and her gentle and kind smile would always occupy the most important place in my heart.

"I'm grateful to sister Linya for taking good care of you during this time."

Willas's dark and bright eyes looked at me, like a black gemstone, shining with deep affection. The tacit understanding between them seemed to be able to convey all the thoughts in their hearts with just a slight glance back.

"It's probably because I didn't take good care of him." Linya glanced at me, lowered her head and said with a slight blush on her pretty face.

"Looking at what you said, it's like I'm a child who needs to be taken care of." I chuckled and gently stroked Vera's face as smooth as a silk ribbon.

"By the way, sister Linya, why not come home with us." Vilas clasped her hands together and smiled softly.

Hearing what Vilas said, Linya's pretty face turned even redder, and there was a hint of hesitation in her eyes. Finally, she shook her head regretfully: "No, I still have to go to Grandma Akara to report on my duties. Let's wait another day."

"Is that so?" Vilas also sighed sadly.

"Linya, don't tire yourself out. After you finish your report, go back and have a good sleep. I'll find you in a few days."

I thought in my heart, this girl, although she is soft on the outside, is very strong on the inside. She always likes to force herself to do her best.

After sending Linya away, I hugged the little ghost and jumped on Xiaoxue's back. Vilas and Sarah then lightly jumped behind me. The family sat together and ran towards the Mage Guild.

"By the way, where's little Jasmine?" I was very curious as to why Princess Sanwu's little loli didn't show up.

"Sister Jasmine said that she would prepare lunch for her eldest brother at home." Sarah hugged me tightly behind her and pressed her little face against my back, saying happily.

After a while, Xiaojia, who had been away for a long time, finally appeared in front of her. She jumped off Xiaoxue's back, and the figure of Princess Sanwu also appeared from the tent door. However, the first person to greet her was not her, but another dark shadow. .

There is a flaw! !

A gleam of light flashed across the eyes of Black Shadow and I at the same time, and we made moves in unison.

The next moment, I stepped on a small golden animal, took out a quill pen, put it on my tongue, added it, and then recorded it.

On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, a dead dog with reserve dry food level and fish level strength failed in its 8920th sneak attack and surrendered at the feet of its wise and powerful master.

"Gaoh~~gaoh~~!!"

(Translation) Leona: It’s eight hundred and ninety-two times, eight hundred and ninety-two times. Don’t add an extra zero at the end, you despicable human being! !

Then there was the little cutie Elijah. She opened her little hands, hugged my fingers and started to caress them. Hey, it seemed a little bit bigger, but it didn’t seem like it was too big for a little mermaid like Elijah. , it’s really a subtle feeling.

"Thank you for your hard work, little Jasmine. Oh, I seem to smell the aroma of food. I can't wait."

I gently touched Princess Sanwu's little head through the bun hat. Although her beautiful and indifferent face like a doll still had no expression, I knew that she liked others very much... Well, I just like other people. I don’t know, but she seems to like me stroking her little head.

In the evening, my two precious angel daughters also came back. I held them in my arms and rubbed my stubble on their delicate little faces for a long time. This will not change in any era or in any plane. Yes, the way a father is intimate with his children.

However, the two little angels seemed to have contracted the bad habits of the little ghosts, and they were not to be outdone. They took the opportunity to nibble on their faces several times with their little mouths, leaving a few small teeth marks on their melancholy and vicissitudes of life, woo woo~~ In the past, it was always a kiss.

During the time I was gone, Sarah, Willas and the little ghost turned their thoughts into motivation and swept from the dark forest to Andariel's lair, the fourth floor of the tomb, and finally killed him.

The levels of Vilas and Sarah also soared from level 12 to level 19. The little ghosts who needed more experience to upgrade also successfully crossed the second level threshold and just reached level 13.

With the super high explosion rate of the three of them, they harvested several good pieces of equipment along the way. When they killed Andariel, they even exploded a green piece of equipment and a complete ruby. For ordinary people, , such a harvest can be regarded as incredible.

Unfortunately, that piece of green equipment turned out to be the arsenal of the berserker in the barbarian suit, and none of the four of them had much use.

Berserker's Handaxe Double-edged Ax

One-handed damage: 15-23

Durability: 24-24

Strength required: 50

Required level: 15

Ax Level: Fast Attack Speed

+5 damage

30% additional accuracy bonus

5% mana stolen on hit

Berserker's Arsenal (Set)

Berserker's Handaxe

Berserker's Chainmail

Berserker's Headgear

This ax is tailor-made for barbarians. What are the two biggest disadvantages of barbarians? First, the accuracy is too low; second, the mana is too little.

This ax's attributes of accuracy and absorption greatly make up for these two shortcomings, making the barbarian truly a deadly weapon on the battlefield.

Why are the same green equipment so different? Look at the Necromancer's [Tools of Hell] suit. It actually tempts the Necromancer to engage in hand-to-hand combat. I don't know which crazy guy made it. Tools of Hell? The tragedy of hell is not far behind.

Now, Sarah and Vilas are both level 19, Little Ghost is level 13, and Princess Sanwu is level 25. After arriving in Lugaoyin, the four of them can finally get together to level up. When they reach level 30 and the little ghost reaches level 20, it will be no problem to follow me to play Kurast. This long-standing dream is finally coming true.

I kept thinking happily, holding the little lazy pig Silly Ghost who had been sleeping soundly in my arms since noon, and went to sleep beautifully.

The next morning, I was summoned by the warm sunshine outside the window. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a very fragrant scene.

This naughty little ghost looks very sloppy when sleeping. He is also restless in his sleep, moving around without knowing when. The robe slid up, revealing a pair of round and creamy breasts, and the plump buttocks were also looming. Under the sunlight, they reflected a dazzling brilliance, that wonderful buttocks, and the seductive gap below. , which makes people want to find out more.

I don’t know if this little one is obedient and wearing underwear. While I was thinking about it, my fingers caressed her buttocks restlessly. When I touched a slight obstacle, I couldn’t help but smile. Fortunately, this little naughty saint is still very cute. obedient.

At this time, a pair of beautiful silver eyes quietly opened and looked at me troubledly.

"Big pervert."

The little ghost puffed out his fragrant lips, pointed at my nose and said decisively.

"You actually said that. Wouldn't it be a big loss if you don't have sex?" I looked at the little ghost with a wicked smile, turned over and pressed her down, pressed my hands directly into Huanglong, and tightly held the two plump buds.

"Uh-huh--"

The little ghost whose sensitive area was suddenly attacked made a seductive moan that could not be detected.

"Little pervert." I rubbed it gently and slowly with my big hands, feeling the plump elasticity like gelatin, and I teased not to be outdone.

"That's... no, it's because you, idiot, used too... too much force. It hurt... you screamed in pain..."

The little ghost's gasps gradually became more rapid, and as usual, he began to speak harshly.

"It's obviously very comfortable, just admit it, your lecherous little saint."

I increased the intensity of my caressing, leaned over and covered the panting lips, and kept sucking and teasing. Anyway, this little ghost has never won in bed. When you forget your love, you have to admit it obediently. I feel very comfortable...

It wasn't until three o'clock in the morning that I slowly walked out of the house. Well, as for the little ghost, this little guy was fed by me and went back to sleep.

I happened to meet Willas passing by, her little face turned red, she gave me a cute look, and hurried past me with her head lowered. Alas, she even forgot to set up a soundproof barrier. The little ghost's unscrupulous character, when she is emotional, But I never hold back my voice, so it was really a mistake.

After wandering around the house twice and KOing the dead dog who tried to rebel against the master again, I slowly came to Akara's small tent.

"Grandma Akara, you are in a good mood." It was rare that no new adventurers came to Akara's black shop. She was sitting leisurely on a lounge chair in the small open space outside the tent, holding a teacup in both hands, looking at ease. Demeanor.

"It's all thanks to you that I'm so happy."

Nothing in this world seemed to be able to break Akara's calm and peaceful smiling face. Even though I had stepped lightly and suddenly made a sound, I still didn't let her show any other expression.

"Come on, I didn't come here just to hear you praise me." I said with a smile.

"Haha, you kid is just lazy. However, you have made great achievements this time and you should be rewarded. It would be too harsh if you don't even agree to something as trivial as taking a break." Akara chuckled.

"That means I can rest for a while." I immediately looked at Akara with longing eyes, feeling that she seemed twenty years younger and had become a great beauty.

"Yes, you should have a good rest."

"At least two months." I said shamelessly.

"It's no problem for three months." Akara smiled even more.

"Then it's settled." I immediately answered, fearing that Akara would regret it the next moment.

"Thanks to you, the alliance won't make any big moves in the next three months, so we can prepare with peace of mind."

Tsk, it turns out that it is like this. It just so happens that nothing will happen in the next three months. I also said that Akara has changed his character and left my fat body alone.

I subtly ignored Akara's last words. I was about to say goodbye when I suddenly thought about Lena.

"Grandma Akara, I wonder if Linya told you about Lena yesterday?" I asked tentatively.

"I told you, and I said it in detail. Congratulations, Wu, you have another sister."

Sure enough, what should I say about this responsible girl? There is no need to report everything in such detail. Doesn't this mean that I, a handyman elder, have no chance to show off and leave suspense?

"So, Linya also told you about Lena's qualification as a prophet. I don't know..." I looked at Akara with a smile.

"I understand what you mean..." Akara took a leisurely sip of tea and nodded.

"Don't worry, if she is willing, I will do my best to cultivate that child."

"In this case, aren't you afraid that Lena will become the Grand Elder of the Alliance in the future?"

I asked with some worry, not because I was worried that Lena would become the great elder, but because Akara was so calm. Could she have some little idea in her mind to hurt Lena?

"Afraid, why are you afraid?" Akara asked with a smile.

"Well, isn't she an orc? Wouldn't others mind if she becomes a great elder?"

"Haha, it is true that the child is an orc, but from Linya's conversation, I know that she is a kind-hearted girl. During the time when she is learning prophecy, I believe she will be able to cultivate a heart of all things. Equality of mind, as long as this is the case, it is enough..."

"Oh, that's how it is."

I wiped my cold sweat and suddenly thought, maybe this old fox Akara wanted to take the opportunity to brainwash Lena and change her interests to the Human Alliance.

It's not easy to ask such a question, forget it, anyway, I can see you in the camp from time to time, just go and have a look and you will know.

After chatting for a few words, I left in a hurry. There were two more things to do next.

And after I'm gone...

Akara sat quietly on the deck chair. The swinging deck chair swayed gently with the breeze, which was indescribably natural and comfortable.

"That child doesn't know yet..." She whispered with a smile on her lips.

"The person who controls the future of humanity and the Alliance is not my position as the Great Elder, but you. As long as your heart is still towards humanity and towards the Alliance, and as long as Lena is still treated as your sister, then let her be the great elder. What does the position of elder mean?"

After muttering to herself, she smiled softly, raised her head, looked at the endless sky with her white eyes, and suddenly said: "Yes, Your Majesty the Messenger."

From the dim tent of Akara, a white sacred light flashed, as if a second sun had risen. This white light flashed away and soon dimmed.

Then, a clear and loud sound that seemed to be filled with endless majesty came from inside.

"I dare not speculate on the prophecy of Great Elder Akara. I hope he can really surpass Tarasha and become the savior of this continent."

"It will definitely happen. We humans have endured for thousands of years to wait for a second savior. I absolutely..." Akara said solemnly and resolutely, his face gradually calmed down, and he smiled again.

"Your Majesty the Messenger, you have worked hard these past three months..."

"I am willing to serve the great elder." The voice was still neither salty nor cold, as if there was no emotion.

The white light inside the tent flashed again, and Akara silently stood up from the chair, lightly tapped the crutch in his hand, and walked away.

After bidding farewell to Akara, the second person I wanted to visit was Qiaxi. To be honest, I was forced, forced! !

Rasuk, this bastard barbarian, didn’t know where he got the news that I was going back to the camp. Early the next morning, he blocked me at Mara’s door uninvited and dragged me to help him. The stubborn daughter is Chasi's "specialty" of Harrogas.

I didn't realize the trap inside. I thought it was just a trivial matter, so I agreed. Who would have thought that this old guy Rasuk would actually pour out a mountain of various kinds of food in front of my dumbfounded eyes? Stone and weapon molds.

This is the "specialty" in the eyes of the barbarian blacksmith (turning the table).

Okay, I'll put up with the ores and molds. After all, I fell into the trap due to my own carelessness, but...but this looks like a giant chair that can accommodate three sturdy men sitting together, and these bucket-sized ones Teacup, what's going on? Don’t tell me it’s also a “specialty” of Harrogas! !

Rasuk looked at me innocently: "Of course these are also specialties of Harrogas. Do you think there are such large furniture in other places?"

"..."

Finally, in order to stuff away these so-called specialties, I had to give up some good things that I had specially kept as souvenirs, such as handkerchiefs and clothes full of yearning made by the charming sisters of the fox tribe, and put away the cold pieces. The ore mold and a piece of furniture with a big eyeball are placed in the inventory...

In short, my inventory is almost full in the end, and Linya’s is the same, so I finally put all these "specialties" in it. Do you think I can have no resentment in my heart?

Forget it, let’s quickly get rid of the inventory that was about to burst. I hurried to Qiaxi’s place and poured out the “specialties” at once.

This strong and beautiful barbarian girl, when she first saw the ores and molds on the ground, she immediately fell into a state of intoxication, just like dumping a room full of starfish in front of a certain starfish girl. She was so scared that I ran away quickly. .

"Then...then..."

The inventory was more than half empty in an instant, and I felt my steps were much lighter. As I was flipping through the things inside, I suddenly clapped my hands and returned to the Mages Guild.

"Old Farah, are you there?"

Standing in front of Farah's tent door, I shouted loudly. As for why I didn't just break in, I'm afraid everyone knows that the obvious scorched earth in front of the door is worse than inserting any wooden sign that says "There is a vicious dog inside". The cards still need to be valid.

Sure enough, there was another explosion, lifting the tent door high, and Farah rushed out of it cursing, glaring at me fiercely. Before he could curse, he saw the pink medicine bottle shaking in my hand, and his old face became... It almost puts the face-changing master to shame.