Diablo Destruction

Chapter 184 A few things about God’s birthday (1)

If someone told me that it was aliens attacking the Dark Continent, or a space sneak attack by satellite cannons, or even suicide bombs by terrorists, or a collective rebellion by Rogge residents, I would not doubt it at all.

Even I, who have only stayed here for a mere two years, know how disreputable the entire Mage Guild has become under the leadership of Farah. It seems a bit exaggerated to describe it as a rage, but at least it is at the level where everyone is shouting for beatings. .

Especially for Farah, who is the culprit, I estimate that if I could make a wish, nine out of ten Rogge residents would pray that this boring old mage could be hung naked on the highest sentry tower in the Rogge camp. Three days and three nights allowed them to live a peaceful life for a few days.

Therefore, what surprised me was not that the Mages Guild suddenly turned into ruins. In my mind, this was just something that would happen sooner or later. Either the residents of Rogge rebelled unbearably, or the research madmen from the Mages Guild Play collective self-destruction.

What I am wary of is the unusual atmosphere around me, especially the attitude of passers-by who are aware of it and even take it for granted, as if to say: "What are you so surprised about? Aliens are attacking the Dark." Isn't that a normal thing in mainland China? It happens several times every day, just get used to it."

"Gulu——"

I swallowed hard and took the first step forward with stiff steps. It was useless to just think about it outside. The best way to solve my doubts was to go inside and explore.

"Woo~~ Xiaofan, do you really want to go in?"

Alice's crying voice echoed in my heart. This timid candidate for a saint seemed to be very troubled by this almost supernatural situation.

"What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What's there to be afraid of? I want to go back home and sleep."

I said to the little ghost pretending to be disdainful.

"Wow!! Why do I think your voice is trembling?"

The little ghost, who has no idea what it means to be human and worldly, hit the nail on the head.

"Toothache!" I choked out two words coldly from between my teeth.

"Woo~~..."

Feeling the killing intent in my words, the little ghost finally shut his mouth obediently.

Unexpectedly, I thought it would take me a while to play hide and seek before I could catch the masterminds. Unexpectedly, before walking very far, a familiar figure appeared in front of the door where several tents were connected.

What surprised me even more was that this familiar figure was not a member of the Mages Guild, but the number one drunkard and warrior in Rogge's camp - Kasha.

She was crossing her legs, and there was a long, dark wooden table in front of her. She looked like one of those profiteers waiting for a fat sheep to take the bait.

When she saw it was me, she raised her head and raised her burgundy shoulder-length hair. He gave me what he thought was a kind smile, but to me it looked more like a big bad wolf staring at Little Red Riding Hood, and then he said loudly in an exaggeratedly raised tone.

"Hey, isn't this Elder Wu Fan, the number one warrior in our Rogge camp? I didn't expect the first guest... ahem..."

Halfway through, she seemed to realize that she had let something slip, and hurriedly stopped the car, her chatter stopped, and her smiling face seemed to suddenly change from a proud landowner Huang Shiren to a miserable white-haired girl. He frowned.

"do you know?"

She suddenly turned her back to me, with her hands behind her back, her head raised and her eyes far away, like a great poet who was concerned about the country and the people, trying hard to pretend to be confused and sighing.

"I do not want to know."

I answered bluntly.

Confronted with my uncooperative behavior. Kasha finally couldn't pretend anymore. She turned her head sharply and raised her face with raised eyebrows. She completed the transformation from a poet to a bully in an instant.

"Do you know what the next five days will be?"

While talking. While clenching his fists, he displayed a non-violent and non-cooperative attitude of "Boy, be smart, don't force me".

"Okay, so what exactly is five days from now? Master Kasha, could you please explain it."

These days, big fists are the last word, and I reluctantly gave in. And made a mental note.

"What, you really don't know?"

This time it was Kasha's turn to put on an incredible look, and it didn't look like he was faking it.

"..., is it a very important day?"

I innocently looked at Kasha who looked shocked.

"God, I really doubt that you were a savage who ran out of that deep mountain and old forest, and you don't even know this."

"Okay, just treat me as a savage in the mountains. Can you ask the omniscient Lord Kasha to tell me what's going on?"

The stinging compliment in my words seemed to satisfy Kashadi's vanity. She stared at me in a circle. He nodded like a coward.

"You asked me sincerely, so I will tell you with great mercy. Listen carefully, five days from now will be the most important day in the entire Dark Continent, the 'God's Birthday' celebrated by everyone."

"God's birthday?"

I quickly searched for key words in my mind, and finally recalled some similar content from Big Mouth Doug.

The so-called God’s Birthday does not refer to the day when God was born, but to the day when God created the three worlds of the Dark Continent and spread life within them. To commemorate this day, all intelligent life forms in the Dark Continent will invariably use their own To celebrate this great moment, the Christmas Festival is held every three years. It is somewhat similar to New Year's Eve or New Year's Day in the original world, but it is more grand and serious.

"Well, I know that."

I nodded, and at the same time, I suddenly realized. No wonder when I just went out, I felt that everyone on the street was beaming. Today is not a market that happens every ten days, but it is more lively than usual, and there are patrols. The number of soldiers also increased a lot.

This is one of the few festivals in the Dark Continent, and it is the most important one, thinking about it. My tone also became tense.

"So what, what happened?"

"Good question."

Kasha finally found the topic from my question. She gave me a thumbs up and sat back on the chair.

"Do you know about the monster siege that happened in Rogge's camp this year?"

"Isn't this nonsense? I am a special operations team member of Vitas Village?"

I gave Kasha a contemptuous look.

"That's good. You must have learned from Akara how much impact this monster siege has had on the economy of our entire Rogge camp, right?"

Kasha let out a long sigh.

"Well, that's what it says, but didn't Akara also say that it's not a big problem to survive this difficult time?"

I also participated in the boss meeting after the monster siege. That was when the four of them pulled me into the bottomless pit of honorary elders. Every time I think about it, my heart aches and I can't help but lament my youth and ignorance. , being confused by the useless title of an honorary elder.

"Yes, if nothing unexpected happens, we can indeed get through it, but God's Birthday is an unexpected surprise at the time. As a day celebrated by the whole world, Rogge Camp will spend a huge amount of money every time on God's Birthday, trying to be able to Let all the residents forget all the pain and smile in this hard-won day, but this year. Not to mention spending huge sums of money, we can’t even raise the salary for the soldiers during the holiday, hey..."

After Kasha finished speaking with tears in her eyes, she patted her hands under the table a few times imperceptibly. Suddenly, the coarse cloth door of the giant tent behind her was slowly opened like a curtain on a stage.

Inside the tent, it was like performing a drama. It was surrounded by several crumbling walls on three sides. There were several large holes in the wall, as if it could fall down with a push. A strong wind blew from nowhere. They were raging everywhere inside the tent, and the holes in the wall became their playground. The howling wind and the tattered walls gave people a sense of reality that "living in this kind of house must be very cold."

And inside the "house", several young female mages who were wearing thin clothes that couldn't hide their exquisite and beautiful figures were sitting inside. Each female mage was holding at least two babies on her body, and at least there were still babies under her feet. Wrapping up three children with runny noses. They were trembling and huddled together. He showed a seemingly miserable and helpless expression.

A sad melody like an erhu came from nowhere, and suddenly it echoed faintly in my ears. It adds a bit of desolation to the scene at this moment.

"Since the monsters attacked the city, the people's living standards have dropped a lot, and the number of abandoned babies has reached the highest level in history. Almost every morning, several abandoned babies can be found next to the door of the Mage Guild of Cold Wind Hunter. In this case Next, how can we devote manpower and material resources to God’s birthday..."

In line with the melancholy tune that sounded like an erhu, Kasha's voice also fluctuated up and down, as if he had practiced it more than once or twice.

"Ah, no, you can't do this. Here...here, I...I don't have milk...milk...Master Kasha, wuwu~~~"

In the tent, a delicate female mage about twenty years old screamed in panic. A baby in her arms was restlessly pressing her little head against the thin mage robe that could not hide her figure at all, with a small pink mouth. She was arching on her beautiful peaks that would make even the Amazons jealous.

"Idiot, didn't I tell you that her parents must feed her before borrowing her? She deserves it. You should find a way to feed her yourself. Are those overdeveloped breasts for decoration? There really is no material inside. No?……"

Kasha, who looked sad just now, turned around and taught the helpless female mage a lesson as fiercely as a landowner who tortured long-term workers. However, judging from her words, it was not so much teaching, but rather like a jealous little girl with plump breasts. My concubine's mean wife is getting angry.

Oops!

After the crackling lesson, Kasha remembered that the client was still there, and secretly thought that something was wrong - Wu Xiaozi was not very smart, but his personality was more cautious than that of a rabbit. He must have seen through it now.

She turned back in frustration, as if she could imagine the sharp words that the mean-tongued boy would use to sarcastically describe herself, but what greeted her was an idiot's face full of tears, at least in her opinion...

"It's... it's so tragic. I didn't expect that there was such an unknown inside story hidden. As an elder of Rogge Camp, I really neglected my duty."

When Kasha mentioned that the God's Christmas Festival might not be held normally due to financial problems, I was so excited that I couldn't hold anything in my mind. There were even countless things to complain about later, such as why there were tatters in the tent. The wall, where the inexplicable strong wind came from, etc. were all gorgeously ignored.

Yes, what does God’s birthday mean to me? I'm afraid no one can understand what I'm feeling right now. In this ghost place, there is no TV, no DVD, no MP3 - not even a radio, no PC, no PSP, no PS2, not even GBA and Famicom, no New Year's Eve, no New Year, no May Day, no Mid-Autumn Festival, no National Day, no Christmas, no Valentine's Day. If you are a modern person and accidentally end up in such a ghost place, you can probably empathize with my current excitement.

How could entertainment, a once-in-a-lifetime entertainment event, be canceled because of such a trivial matter? At this moment, the home soul hidden deep in the heart (simply put, the soul eager to eat, drink and have fun) finally burst out.

"These. These, and these, let's sell them all. Isn't that enough? There are still..."

Looking at the mountains of equipment and gold coins in front of him, Kasha's face showed a wonderful change. If I had to use two words to describe it, it would be - collapse.

“We must make God’s birthday lively.”

After clearing away all the useless equipment in my inventory, I held Kasha's hands vigorously, my eyes as sincere as those of a peasant comrade meeting the president of the country.

"Isn't this kid deliberately pretending to be deceived to increase our guilt?"

Kasha was stunned to see that she had been defrauded of all her family property without realizing it. The figure who left humming a tune like an optimistic person muttered in disbelief.

"Woo~~ I didn't expect that someone would actually be fooled, and it would be Sir Fan. Wuwu~~ We will definitely go to hell after we die..."

Several young and beautiful female mages in the tent covered their faces and cried bitterly.

"This situation is really confusing."

Two figures walked out from behind the tent, and upon closer inspection, they turned out to be Farah. It would be forgiven to say it was him. After all, Farah + Kasha are a combination that is recognized as collaborating in Rogge's camp, but there is another figure that deserves to be thought-provoking.

Kane!

Farah was holding an instrument similar to an erhu in his hand. It seemed that the tune just played was played in his hand.

"Then, you two, work hard. I'm going to Akala to make preparations for God's birthday."

Kane laughed a few times, and his stooped figure ran as fast as a wave of light steps.

"Wait, are you going to leave us two here to suffer? You hypocrite."

Unable to stop him, Farah could only watch Kane slip away.

"Haha, if you think you are qualified to prepare for God's birthday, then it's okay for the two of us to change places..."

Kane's joking voice came from afar. It seems that this old man is not someone who can be manipulated by others.

"Hahaha~~ The price of Wu boy alone, including the equipment, is at least 50,000 gold coins. I have to contact that damn miser Kidd quickly to sell these equipment. Haha~~~ I'm getting rich this time. The salary that Rogge Camp owed me for four months has finally been settled, woohoo~~ I haven’t dared to buy a can of good ale for half a year.”

Kasha's cheers came from the side, and Farah sighed slightly. If you go to hell, go to hell. At least you don't have to worry about next year's research funds. Thinking of this, a knowing smile appeared on his face. , working in collusion with Kasha, they began to count the gold coins and equipment everywhere...

After they finally finished counting and were sitting on the ground laughing like little children, the second "fat sheep" of the day also appeared.

Accompanied by the whistling north wind created by magic, a tall and beautiful figure gradually became clear in the sand. The cold power, the ice-like gaze, and the arrogance that ignored everything came here, except Luo Luo. Who else could be the queen of Camp Ge?

"brush--"

Sharna took out a huge sack from the inventory and placed it on the table. The table seemed to be unable to bear the weight inside and groaned in pain.

She looked at the funny scene in front of her calmly, and her thin and sexy lips finally opened slightly.

"Don't show off your poor acting skills. This is a donation for this God's birthday... Let me state in advance that it is not for you, an alcoholic, to buy wine, or for the Mages Guild to use it to research explosives. of……"

Sharna mercilessly revealed the true intentions of the two masterminds in a sharp and cold tone. Under her aggressive and majestic aura, the young female mages in the tent curled up in tears. , if there was a hole nearby, they would have already dived into it.

Compared with Kasha and Farah, who have no power at all, the name Sharna is more terrifying in their minds, as if just looking at her, their souls will be destroyed instantly, especially after defeating After Andalil, the reputation of the witch Sharna has been almost deified in the entire Rogge camp, making people fear and look up to her.