Devil’s Advent

On the mountain road, it was difficult for a horse-drawn carriage to move, and there was no way for an ox cart to move, but an old man in a blue cotton padded jacket was still sitting steadily on the carriage.

It is not an animal that pulls the cart, but a person.

The man walked with a limp and had a sword tied around his waist, but he was able to pull the cart steadily when walking in this rocky place.

There is also a woman beside the car. The woman is wearing a black gauze hat, and she cannot see her true face clearly, but she has a graceful waist and white boots on her feet. She is not weak at all, but full of heroism.

The old man reclined on the cart, holding a fan in his left hand and a wine gourd in his right, with a patch bag sewn around his waist, in which were dried tea and fennel beans.

A piece of tea is dried with two beans, and then mixed with rice wine for a sip,

At the same time, with the feng shui in the mountains entering the throat,

Tsk,

this taste,

It's so beautiful that it makes people's bones crisp.

It's just that the old man eats, drinks, and lies down. He doesn't care about the hard work of the man pulling the cart, and he doesn't mind the difficulty of walking with the woman. He still chatters endlessly in his mouth.

"The last time I came here, it was still considered Jin land, but this time, it has become Yan Jiang, whether things are right or people are not, or people are not things.

Think about how heroic the Yu family was when they established the land of the Three Jins hundreds of years ago, but now, the ancestral temple has moved away, and the descendants have entered Yanjing.

Merry people, after all, have to return to Merry in the end. "

Hearing this, the man pulling the cart just smiled, he was already used to the old man's rambling.

Watching the sunset, poetry flourishes;

Looking at a child, poetry flourishes;

Look at a beautiful girl, poetry flourishes;

Even when entering the latrine, the yellow dragon roars below, but the poetic emotion can still be felt above.

"I don't know whether the Wuchuan Nong dialect or the northern dialect of Yanqiang will become popular in the hometown after I return to work next time."

Unlike men who are dull and reticent, women are stubborn, and they don't like the old man who likes to talk about romance.

Just at this time, there was a mountain wind blowing on her face, gently blowing her black veil, revealing a pair of delicate red lips,

"The land of the three Jins seems to be tyrannical, and there are more than a million knights in the Jin land. After all, the pattern of the three families divided into Jin stretches for sixty years. machine.

Although I was temporarily frustrated in my career, I never let the Yan people occupy a piece of territory. Today's officials are working hard to understand the ruling and opposition parties. In the future, don't say that the Yan people will go south again. "

The old man glanced at the woman,

Disdainfully hehe said:

"The 60,000 iron cavalry of Renyan people charged straight into the capital, and then retreated calmly. I really don't know where your self-confidence comes from, girl."

"One moment and another moment."

"Hehe, it's a woman's opinion."

"Then I'd like to hear the opinion of the man, and I'm still very curious, where was Mr. Yao when the Yan people's iron cavalry went south?"

"at home."

"What are you doing at home?"

"Make a baby."

"…………"woman.

"Hehehehe." The man pulling the cart laughed.

The woman spat and whispered:

"I'm not ashamed."

Mr. Yao Zi, Zhan Yao, the representative of Chinese literati lying in the car, did not take it seriously.

Directly said:

"What the old man is good at is poetry and songs;

In the time of peace and prosperity, it is possible to pass on a good story by inviting friends and drinking in the pavilion;

It is an anecdote to look for delicious food when you have nothing to do;

Ascension to the court, adjudication of cases, those who are strong and weak, weaken the strong and make up for the weak, can also be passed on as a good talk;

But when it comes to military affairs, if the ten orifices are cleared up to nine orifices, then the remaining ones don't understand;

Assisting the people, reassuring the people, raising supplies; transporting food, planning, making quick decisions; this old man just doesn’t understand;

For an official like the old man, he used it to ring the bell in peacetime and put a layer of window paper on it, which looked good. If something happened, the old man would be the most helpful if he was not in position and didn't help.

Hero, do you think what the old man said makes sense? "

Chen Daxia, who was pulling the cart, nodded, and replied seriously:

"rational."

"How unreasonable!" the woman shouted angrily.

Yao Zizhan touched his earlobe, smashed it, smashed his mouth.

"You eat the fat of the people. In the chaos, even if you have no real talent, is it possible that you are not as good as an accountant and half a civilian?"

"Girl, you are wrong again, old man, I am indeed a prosperous face, regardless of whether the face underneath is real or fake, whether it has sores or ulcers, it always needs people like this old man to beautify it beautify.

The king needs to sing praises, and the people need something to be honored;

But to put it bluntly, you just think that only our official family wants this layer of veneer, isn't he Yanhuang?

Heh, to put it bluntly, even if the old man is on the battlefield and is arrested, as long as he reveals his identity, no matter how arrogant his Suppressing North Army is, he has to respectfully invite the old man into the carriage and serve him with delicious food and drink. to Yanjing;

He, Wen Sutong, could be placed there as a statue in Yanjing. The old man is going to Yanjing. He Yanhuang must go out of the city to meet him, and he shouted by the way:

The culture of the world belongs to Yan today!

Isn't this raising the aspirations of others and destroying one's own prestige?

Although I, Yao Zizhan, am old, believe it or not, the Emperor of Yan is willing to exchange three thousand cavalry for me to enter Yan. For the sake of thinking and contributing to the country. "

"…………"woman.

"What's the matter, have you nothing to say?"

"You are sophistry."

"Oh, this is not sophistry. In this world, how can there be black and white things? There has never been a real truth to tell;

The old man has spent most of his life. In the early years, he liked to be romantic and freehand. He only felt that the people and things in this world are all vulgar and filthy. Only the old man himself is noble and youthful;

When I was old, I was hammered down by the people of Yan, and I just realized it;

Poems and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, singing praises, peace and prosperity,

No matter how beautiful you dress up,

After all, they are no match for other people's real swords and guns!

Hero, do you think this is the case? "

"Yes."

Daxia Chen responded.

The woman seemed to be still very unconvinced, but she also understood that she would never win a verbal battle with this old man. Perhaps her own stubbornness was the flavoring agent for this old man's journey.

The old man shook his head and said with emotion:

"In the early years, I also longed for the rivers and lakes. Everyone said that the rivers and lakes of my Daqian are the most exciting, the rivers and lakes of Dachu are the most mysterious, the rivers and lakes of Dajin are the most free and easy, but the rivers and lakes of Dayan are the most boring.

Li Liangshen, one of the four great swordsmen, is so boring that he is actually a general of the Zhenbei Army. Where does he have the spirit of a man in the world?

Moreover, the plate of the Yan Kingdom is so big, the imperial court of the Yan Kingdom will share one share, the aristocratic family will share another share, the Zhenbei Hou Mansion will share another share, and several families will share one share. How can fish and shrimp be raised in this river and lake?

But looking at it now, the old man was wrong.

Under the city of Shangjing, I fought the Baili Sword, the number one swordsman in the world, and fled in panic with my sister in front of the cavalry of the Zhenbei Army;

It was previously rumored that Yu Huaping, the sword sage of the Jin country, fought against Nanhou of the Yan people in the capital city of the Jin country, and the sword sage was defeated.

The rivers and lakes are rivers and lakes after all, and they are called rivers and lakes because they cannot be on the stage. "

Daxia Chen stopped in his tracks.

"What's the matter, hero, you don't like to hear my words, old man?"

Daxia Chen shook his head and said:

"Someone said something similar to you before."

"Hey, where are you from?"

"Yan people."

"That's not surprising. Yan people only believe in sabers, and they don't believe in anything else."

"maybe."

Chen Daxia continued to pull the car forward.

Yao Zizhan took another sip of wine, pointed to the mountains ahead, and said:

"Ahead, it's almost Pida Mountain."

The woman said at this moment:

"Everyone knows that you, Master Yao, once traveled to the Tianduan Mountains when you were young, but were captured alive by savages and almost died here. How many well-known poems and poems will be eliminated in the world because of this;

As everyone knows, there are actually such twists and turns in this. "

"There is no detour, and I am not afraid to tell you that it was Helian Xiongbi who captured the old man here.

That boy Helian Xiongbi hadn't become the head of his Helian family at that time, just like the old man at that time, he was very young. "

"Helian Xiongbi saved you back then?" the woman asked.

"Hehe, nonsense, the old man was also traveling in this land at that time, and he also had a few familiar savages by his side. You must not have imagined that when that kid Helian Xiongbi was young, he was a literary seed;

Actually drinking and reciting poems here alone,

Overheard by the old man,

The old man laughed twice,

Then he was arrested by this kid! "

Daxia Chen let out two "hehe".

"He didn't kill you."

"Yeah, he wasn't willing to kill me. This is the secret place of his Helian family. It stands to reason that he should kill me, but he was impressed by my literary talent and promised me to write him a poem every day. As long as the poem can Satisfy him, and he will allow me to live one more day.

I just wrote and wrote, and wrote poems for him for three months. "

"Nowadays, many oirans are hard-pressed to ask for a poem from you, but it was so cheap back then."

"This is a life-saving poem, cheap fairy!"

Yao Zizhan glared at the woman angrily,

continued:

"Three months later, Helian Xiongbi let me go. He asked me not to tell anything about this place."

"that's all?"

"And one more thing."

"What is it?"

"That's it."

"What the hell is going on?"

"That's what he said, if one day he dies, I'll come and send him an elegiac couplet with the best poems."

After all,

Yao Zizhan spilled the wine in the jug outside the car,

Sighed,

road:

"Whoa, what a pity."

"I didn't expect that you are still a person who values ​​love and righteousness." The woman sighed.

Daxia Chen said, "I didn't expect that either."

The old man narrowed his slightly drunken eyes,

road:

"Hero, have you taken a fancy to this girl?"

"Yes."

"Then have you talked to others?"

"I didn't say anything."

"Why don't you tell me?"

"I'm lame and crippled."

"But you're not useless. From the old man's point of view, if you really fight, this girl can't beat you. Could it be that when you broke your leg, you lost your job as well?"

Daxia Chen let go of one hand,

I confirmed it,

road:

"That's not true."

"Then you are afraid of a ball, she is beautiful, and you have a sword, so you are a good match!"

The woman remained silent.

Chen Daxia said:

"There is no reason in this world that parents would be willing to marry their daughter to a disabled person."

Yao Zizhan laughed "hehehe\

,"Grabbed a handful of fennel beans and chewed them "crackling" in his mouth,

road:

"What do you have to do with her parents? When you return from Geda Mountain this time, take your sword and go to the capital, and ask her to be your wife by name;

wait and see

That night, the big red sedan chair will carry her to where you live! "

The woman trembled.

Chen Daxia shook his head and said:

"Can you still send a daughter-in-law?"

Yao Zizhan slapped his thigh,

laughed and scolded:

"Isn't it? She's there, and she's just a daughter-in-law!"