Deputy Yama

I slapped Howling Celestial Dog on the face, "Remember, I can take care of you at any time!"

The Howling Celestial Dog stared at me hatefully, gritted its teeth and said, "I'll remember, I'll definitely return this slap!"

How could I give him that chance? I raised the bottle in his hand and it immediately shrank back in fear. I raised my hand and slapped it again, "Don't talk to me like that, I have the final say here!"

I saw that the Howling Celestial Dog seemed to want to run away, so I warned, "As long as you can't run 10 meters in an instant, my beer bottle can catch up to you!"

He didn't dare to move at all and just stood there obediently. It was like a man being threatened with a loaded gun. In fact, the Howling Celestial Dog did not know that if it wanted to release a human's soul, it would have to chant an incantation. If he had the time, he would have already run far away.

He covered his face with his hands, hesitating a little. He did not dare to say anything else, but his eyes were still filled with hatred. This time, the Howling Celestial Dog hated me to the bones. From the looks of it, if I didn't have the beer bottle in my hands, I would definitely have been torn to shreds by this guy. However, I am the victor now. The victor will decide how to write the story.

I slapped her again. "I didn't say anything." The Howling Celestial Dog was hurt by my slap and looked wronged.

Just as he finished speaking, I slapped him again, "Your eyes make me feel very bad!"

The Howling Celestial Dog covered her face in grievance, "Then what should I do?"

"I don't know what you're going to do."

The Howling Celestial Dog cried …

I patted his head. "Don't cry, you're actually still doing quite well!"

The Howling Celestial Dog looked up and saw the beer bottle in my hand.

I said, "Recently, I have met with the disciplinary officials of the Heavenly Court. Do you know why I didn't report you to them?"

The Howling Celestial Dog looked up at me, then shook its head, not knowing anything.

"Because I know you can't escape from me, unless you don't want to be a human anymore."

The Howling Celestial Dog covered her face, "Big brother, I was wrong, okay?"

I proudly nodded, "It's good that you know you're wrong!"

The Howling Celestial Dog raised its head and looked at me with teary eyes, "Big brother, if there's nothing else, then I'll leave first …"

I slapped him again. "Let's go!" The last slap I wanted to tell you... "You're wasting my time!"

The Howling Celestial Dog wiped away her tears, carried the 1 million with it and returned to its own side, then left with its people in dejection.

Cheers came from the entrance of the Village Chen village, and the camel excitedly said to me, "Elder Brother Snake, the slaps you gave Downhill Leopard just now were too satisfying. How did you manage to make the Downhill Leopard stand there and let you slap him?"

I smiled and didn't answer.

The hooligans watched a good show for free, and almost worshipped me as a god." Did you see Elder Brother Snake's actions just now? Have you counted? How many slaps did Elder Brother Snake make just now? " "Seven slaps!" "Nonsense, I count them one by one, it's definitely eight slaps!" "Elder Brother Snake is too godly!" Starting from tomorrow, I will trust Elder Brother Snake! " "A delinquent pulled the cross off his neck." Believe in the Elder Brother Snake, gain eternal life, then revive with blood on the spot after death!

I took Mu Ge'er from the camel's hands, "I still have things to do, so I'll be leaving first.

The camel nodded, then asked, "Where are you going? I'll take you." With that, he pointed to a crown prince motorcycle parked beside them.

I waved my hand. "There's no need for that. I haven't thought of where I can go!" There just happened to be a taxi, so I quickly stopped it. Amidst the cheers of the bullies, I got on the taxi and left.

"Sir, where are you going?" the driver asked.

I frowned as I thought about it. Yeah, where am I going? I am looking for Mu Dagang, but I don't know where Mu Dagang lives. " Let's go, let's enter the city first! "

Taking advantage of the time before the car drove off, I stuck my head out and told the camel to quickly help me find Mu Dagang's house. Mu Dagang was one of the richest man in the city, everyone knew that. The camel agreed. A group of hooligans busied themselves with pressing their cell phones. They called Baidu and then 12580.

Inside the city, the driver said to me as he waited for the traffic lights, "Sir, where are you going?"

Damn, why hasn't the camel called yet? I didn't know how to tell the driver, so I just rolled my eyes. In the end, I saw the Jia Master sitting beside me in a taxi that was waiting for a red light. He was talking to someone in the back seat and didn't notice me. I immediately lay down. "Brother, follow this taxi!"

Seeing that I had a target, the driver couldn't be bothered to say anymore to a conflicted person like me. He hung up the car and left, following behind Jia Master's taxi.

Luo Hua City Mistress called his, "Elder Brother Snake, I asked Brother Loong. Mu Dagang seems to be living in a villa at the outskirts of the city, where rich people live!"

I answered and hung up. After walking to another street, I realized that Jia Master's taxi seemed to be heading towards Fanjiayuan. What was this guy trying to do? He couldn't be a real killer of Jia Master, right? Or could it be that this guy got some magic treasure and came to offer it to me?

As expected, when they arrived at Fanjiayuan, Jia Master's taxi stopped at Fanjiayuan's entrance and a person alighted from the back of the taxi. It was actually a bald little monk.

I followed the two of them out of the car and followed behind them. The Jia Master and the young monk were talking and didn't notice me. The young monk was probably only 14 or 15 years old and was wearing a grey robe.

"Same as before, get rid of this wild boar spirit and I'll give you 1000 yuan." This old fellow truly had no sense of shame. If I really were a wild boar spirit, I would definitely give him millions of dollars if he were to retrieve Mu Ge'er's soul after getting rid of me.

"Amitabha," the little monk said in a very pleasant voice, crisp and gentle, "Master said that if you really are a demon, as a cultivator, I have the duty to behead and exterminate demons. "But …" The young monk scratched his head, "I really want money. Do I want it or not …"

I smiled. There's no need for this young monk to be so conflicted. Of course he wants it.

I suddenly realised that this young monk should be the expert behind Jia Master. Thinking about this, my heart suddenly relaxed a lot. Finally, I can see a living expert, Mu Ge'er is saved, no matter what, it is better than me searching around in the middle of the night.

No, if this little monk was the expert behind the scenes, Jia Master should have gotten two Cross Devil Suppressing Mallet, Eight Treasures Lotus Coils or something like that.

"Almsgiver Jia, last time you lied to this little monk, saying that there was a willow tree essence, and this little monk went. In the end, this little monk is a living person, you won't lie to this little monk again right?" The young monk said, "Then I won't go next time!" After saying that, he felt that something was not right, and scratched his head again, "That's not right, what if the next time it's a true demoness? What should I do? Should I go or not? "

He had never seen such a conflicted person before.

"No, I can definitely see for sure this time. That brat doesn't look like a good person, even if he isn't a wild boar spirit, he looks like something else!" And when I injured his dog with the money lock, his dog spoke human words! " The Jia Master said. Damn, do I look like a wild boar spirit?

The little monk said, "And my money lock was passed down by my master. He said that he would lend it to you, but now he has lost it too! It is reasonable to say that you are also a devil exterminator. If you lose, then you lose. I shouldn't ask you for it, but if I don't want it, then I'm going to get scolded. Do I want it, or not? " F * ck, little monk, you don't have to tangle with each other every single word, do you?

Fortunately, after hearing his words, I was relieved. Those treasures of the Jia Master really belonged to this little monk, then he should be able to save Mu Ge'er. However, this young monk was too kind-hearted. If it was me, whoever lost my family heirloom would definitely be beaten by him. Besides, I don't even want to borrow a family heirloom.

"Hehe," Jia Master had already eaten the little monk long ago, so he was in no hurry, "I don't have enough cultivation experience, so I let that demon take my money. As long as you defeat that demon, you will naturally get your thing back."

He seemed to have something else to say, but he hesitated and hummed to himself for a long time before saying, "Although exterminating demons is my responsibility, my master is very sick and I really need money. Sir, can you give me more money?"

The moment money was mentioned, the situation suddenly reversed. Jia Master went from a vulnerable group to a master, while the little monk was in a disadvantaged position.

Jia Master rubbed his teeth, and said as if he was a landowner who didn't have anything to eat, "About this … Actually, I only collect a little bit of fees to help people get rid of demons. Giving you 1000 yuan every time is basically all of my income. "You know, we cultivators rarely make demands of people …" You should just brag properly. You won't be a master if you don't cause trouble for the million and eight hundred thousand yuan each time.

The young monk was a little disappointed, "Then..." "Then forget it …"

The Jia Master continued, "But we have known each other for so long, you can be considered my junior in the sect. How could I bear to see your master suffer? What other powerful magic treasure do you have … Old price, 500 yuan, how about buying it for me? I've helped you! "

Damn it, this Jia Master actually got his hands on the Eight Trigrams Mirror and the Divine Talisman.

The young monk hesitated, "But there are some things I can't do either. They were all given to me by my master. I don't have any if I sell them to you." He scratched his head again. "But I need money. Should I sell it, or not?"

I'm already speechless towards him, of course I'm not selling, is there a need to think?

Jia Master hurriedly struck the iron while it was still hot, "Of course I'm selling it. Think about it, with money, your master will be able to see a doctor!"

The young monk frowned and thought hard for a long time before he finally made up his mind and said, "It's better not to sell it. If my master finds out, I'll be scolded." It seemed like this little fellow had some willpower after all.