Deputy Yama

"Rumble ~ ~ ~" "Crack ~ ~" After the sound of thunder, another lightning bolt struck the signboard outside the shop, causing sparks to fly everywhere. The two Black and White Impermanence ran away while hugging each other. I looked at Sun Lao'er in fear and said grievingly, "I didn't think about breaking the contract!"

Sun Lao'er squinted his eyes and calculated, "Not good! "It almost ruined everything!"

Seeing my confused expression, Sun Lao'er said, "You are an ordinary person without immortal records. Now that you have become the King of Hell, it can be said that you have violated the rules and are about to attract Divine Lightning of the Nine Tribulations s!"

"What is an immortal record?" I had a bitter look on my face as I pulled Sun Lao'er along, "Divine Sun Immortal, you have to save me!"

The Sun Lao'er's palm faced upwards. Unknowingly, a shining tablet was suspended above his palm in the air, it was so bright that it was hard to tell what was on it. This thing is equivalent to an identity card in the human world, and every deity has one. You are now the King of Hell, but you don't have any immortal records, so this is against the laws of the heavens. "

"Anyone who violates the laws of heaven will be cut down by the Divine Lightning of the Nine Tribulations. Back then, the Fighting Buddha and the Seven Fairies were all hacked down! "

"Great Immortal Sun, I beg you, please save me!" I don't have Sun Wukong's ability! I won't let go of Sun Lao'er's arm even if I have to die.

The Sun Lao'er seemed to have seen through my thoughts, "Heh heh heh heh". He took the opportunity to spit out the phlegm in order to shake off my hand. Then, he walked to a spot a few meters away from me before stopping.

"Now that things have come to this, I can only go to heaven and see what kind of remedy the Celestial Emperor can come up with!" Sun Lao'er looked at me solemnly.

I nodded and looked at him with teary eyes, "Great Immortal Sun, Great Master Sun, I'm relying on you now!"

I reluctantly pulled Sun Lao'er's sleeves and sent him to the door. Originally, I wanted to continue sending him out, but Sun Lao'er glanced at me and dispelled my thought with a word, "Erm, before I return, you should just obediently stay inside the house. If the Ninth Layer were to find out that you are so neither a human nor a god, then I won't be able to save you."

"You have to be faster!"

The two Black and White Impermanence were afraid that it would affect the innocent, so they crouched down under the house across the street after being struck by lightning in the sky. Sun Lao'er waved his hand, and the two ghosts ran over.

Afterwards, Sun Lao'er jumped onto the Suzuki 100, which only had a few more parts compared to his bicycle. After a few kicks, he caught fire and left in a cloud of black smoke. Looking at the billowing black smoke, some of them knew that he was an immortal while others didn't know where he had come from.

I raised my head to look at the sky. There was a flash of lightning in front of the sun and I was walking back and forth in the sky. "Crack!" I jumped into the depths of the shop and calmed down. The moment I turned around, I saw two Black and White Impermanence standing in front of me. I was so shocked that I almost ran away.

The two were similar in style, one black and one white, white tall and thin, black short and fat, wearing a long robe that matched his skin color, holding a mourning stick. Their eyes were red, and they stuck out their tongues that were a foot long, but didn't affect their speech. White Impermanence smiled happily. On the tall hat, it said "I'll see you make a fortune". Black Wuchang had a ferocious expression, and on the hat, it said "The world is at peace".

White Impermanence's face was deathly pale. Two red eyes, a red tongue, and a big open mouth. From a distance, one would think that it was a red one with a flattering smile on its face." My little Xie Bian, congratulations on becoming the son of Yan Luo. Under my lord's leadership, my Netherworld will definitely rise to prominence, and my lord will definitely become a great figure in the annals of history! "This little one congratulates Sir Immortal on eternal blessings, and on the same date as the Heavens …" After which, he bowed deeply.

There was a hint of flattery in his words, but I liked it.

Little... Small... Ah Fan … Ah Fan … Ahh … Ahhh! Ahhh! "Ah, congratulations, milord …" Black Wuchang was actually stuttering. "Ah, big... Ah Da... Ah, Lord, this little one is also … Also... Congratulations... Ah … Ah … You... You must... Ah, to... You have to take care of your body, no matter what... Oh, don't be... Ah, Thunderclap … At that time … Ah also … Ah, there's going to be trouble... Me... The two brothers … "Ahhh …" "Ahhh …" "Ah, your soul …

F * ck, does this guy even know how to speak?

White Impermanence bowed towards me with a smile, "Hehe — Lord, you just arrived. Don't lower yourself to this guy, he's just like this."

Black Wuchang also felt that he said the wrong thing, "Ah, so … "Ahh!" Ah, yes. This... This... This... Stinky mouth... AAHH … AAHH … Ah, I can't change it anymore... No... However … I think... Ah Da... Ah … Face... Face... Doesn't look like... Ah Long... Ah Long Life... Ah Qian … Ah Qian … Ahhh … Don't... "He was struck to death by lightning …

Man, you might as well not explain.

I gloomily retorted, "Seeing how dark you are, could it be that you were struck by lightning before?"

"Ah, me …" Ah, me... This... This... Not counting... Black... Ah Da... Ah Da... Ah … By... Thunderstruck... Hack … Later... "Ah, sure …" "Ah, sure …" "He's definitely darker than me …"

Who said that stuttering was useless? With just a few words, this fellow had even made me want to die …

"Hehe, my lord, you might not know this, but he can only be considered the second worst. In the past, there were people even worse than him in the Underworld …" White Impermanence said.

I looked at Black Wuchang, his skin color was black, it was the same as the one soaked in ink, there was still someone darker than her, "Who is it?"

"Hehe, you were once the King of Hell, but Gao Sheng left just like that …" White Impermanence said.

My heart was in turmoil, but after a long while, I finally nodded, "Yeah, compared to him, Faan can just barely be considered white and tender — —"

When I thought about the fact that I don't know when this Sun Lao'er will be back, and that I still need to rely on these two treasures, I immediately bowed to the two of them. "I'll follow you two from now on …"

"Heehee — where …" Where... "My lord is like a lighthouse in the pitch-black sea, like the helmsman on a giant wheel, guiding us in our direction …"

"Ah, you …" Ah, you … Sooner or later … Sooner or later … Ah, to... Bring... Send Us... Ah Quan … "Ah, all of them died …"

I took the Magic Weapon, "Xie, don't stop me, I will cut this blind —"

"Hehe —" White Impermanence hugged me. "Milord …" My wise and wise lord … "Don't bother to lower yourself to the same level as this fellow. This fellow is a fecal shell cockroach. His mouth is full of feces …"

Ah, yes …" "Ahh!" Ah, it's just … Here I... This smelly mouth … "Then..." That is … "Dung pit …

"Hehe, Lord, his mouth is just like that. This guy is born with no way of speaking good words. However, he is actually not a bad person. Please let him go!"

Only then did I put down the bottle. Actually, I didn't really want to cut him, I just did it in a gesture. Seeing that the two of them were respectful and had to rely on them to handle matters later, he decided to just forget about it.

I arrogantly sat down on the chair Black Wuchang brought me. Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach and quickly used my hands to suppress it.

"Hehe, my lord, with your old body, you should be fine, right?"

"Ah …" Ah, it must be … Cancer...

I grabbed the bottle and jumped up from the chair. "Xie, help me hold down him.

White Impermanence hugged me again. When Black Wuchang saw that I was about to use Magic Weapon to cut him, he hurriedly ran far away.

After a long time, I sat back down on the chair. I was hungry and hadn't eaten for a whole day. I rummaged through the shops of Sun Lao'er, and didn't even have a single mouthful of food. "There are a few empty lunch boxes in the trash. Open them and see, is there really a need for this? He eats even more cleanly than a dog would lick.

I rubbed my stomach. That... Which one of you is going to find me something to eat? " Now that I'm the King of Hell, and I have a lackey under my command, why not use it?

"Hehe, I will do as you say," White Impermanence's figure became fainter and fainter until she disappeared from the room.

"Ah, yes …" "Ahh!" "Hurry and disappear —" The Black Wuchang also disappeared.

Within a few minutes, the faint shadows of the two appeared in the shop again.

"Sir, please accept —" White Impermanence held a large tray. There were three pastries, three fruits, and a roasted chicken. The roasted chicken was roasted until it was yellow and exuded a rich fragrance. With a single glance, one could tell that all the ingredients had been stuffed into the chicken's stomach.

"Ah Da …" Ah Da... "Ah … Lord, please …" Black Wuchang also brought a big tray with a big bundle of candles and a big bundle of incense on it.

F * ck, you want me to eat this? He would look back at the roasted chicken and find that the Xie was still the most considerate of them all. I cupped my hands towards Xie. "Xie, thank you —" After I finished speaking, I unceremoniously rolled up the sleeves of my short-sleeved T-shirt again, reached out to grab the roasted chicken. It was quite hot, so I tore off the chicken leg and stuffed it into my mouth. Puff – "It was just a bite, but it was all spit out." What is this taste? " To be exact, the roasted chicken tasted nothing, so biting it was like eating air.

When I looked up, I saw the two Wuchang staring at me with their mouths wide open. "Ahh!" "Ahhh …" "Shut up," White Impermanence and I shouted at the Black Wuchang at the same time.

"Hehe, my lord, you have just arrived. I'm not sure yet, these tributes are all for smelling, not for eating." As he spoke, he moved closer to the roasted chicken and took a deep breath. He then closed his eyes, looking intoxicated. After a long time, he opened his eyes and said, "My lord, this is how it is. If you smell more, you'll be full —"

I held the roasted chicken suspiciously as I walked over. "Hmm, it's lighter than the smell just now. It seems like Xie Bian has already smelled quite a lot of it." I also took in a deep breath and closed my eyes, feigning infatuation. It really smells good. " "Goo —" My stomach rumbled, and I was even hungrier.