Deputy Yama

That big guy cupped his hands, "So it's the Son of Yan Luo, I thought it was a demon from somewhere, I must have offended you!" After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave. Raising a little immortals was nothing rare, at least with the permission of the Heavenly Court, Zhao Gongming could raise a rich ghost.

He really was a strange person. "Brother, you're also a deity?" I asked.

The sturdy man turned his head and said, "I am Taurus?"

"Taurus?" Why haven't I heard of this deity's name?

"That's right!" Taurus was about to leave after speaking. I finally met a deity, so I can't communicate with him properly. Looking at his body, he's definitely at the same level as Tiger Lord. But he was an immortal, so even ten Howling Celestial Dog wouldn't dare to be presumptuous in front of him.

"Brother," I said, "sit down! "Let's talk!"

Taurus was a little hesitant, but in the end, he still sat on the side of the road with me. Mu Ge'er had also returned, but with an outsider present, he would not act rashly. I got her two sausages and set them on a paper plate for her to eat.

I jogged all the way to the bakery where I bought the sausages. "Twenty more sausages and two beers!"

"I say," said the shopkeeper, "what were you doing on the side of the road? It was like dancing."

Damn it, it was only then that I remembered, Taurus had almost strangled me to death. The boss acted as if nothing had happened and continued to sell roasted sausages.

"You saw me dancing?" I said, surprised.

The owner nodded, "You were dancing around that tall guy. It was like a spring. If it's not dancing, then what are you doing?"

Damn it, it was another deceptive trick. It was good to have Immortal Sign s, but he could still use them to confuse others when fighting. Why don't I have one? Sad!

He carried the grilled sausages and beer back to his room, "Bro, you have some too!" I handed him the beer. Taurus stared at the roasted sausages on the paper plate and swallowed his saliva.

I am too familiar with his expression. He must have been hungry for a few days.

"Eat!" "You're welcome," I said.

Taurus grabbed five sausages with one hand and ten with his two hands. He put the half plate down. After saying that, I saw that one of his hands was empty, only leaving behind five bamboo sticks.

I turned to the shopkeeper and shouted, "Boss!" Another fifty sausages will be roasted and delivered! "

On a sunny afternoon, a deity called Taurus and I were leisurely sitting on the curb, eating roasted sausages and drinking beer, enjoying life. The Language Model refers to "The Redemption of Shawshank")

"Boss, give me another twenty," I said to the owner of the small shop, who then moved a table and stood not far behind us. He was initially roasting the food in the shop, but he was unable to keep up with Taurus's speed, so it just so happened that he did not have much business. After hearing what I said, the boss frowned and said to me, "I've already given over 100 roasted sausages to this … This person … This chivalrous hero has finished eating! "How about ham sausages!"

I thought for a moment. "That's fine, you can make some spicy noodles and sprinkle it on top!"

After eating another twenty sausages, Taurus finally drank a mouthful of beer in satisfaction. "Brother, thank you so much today," Taurus said.

"No, no, brothers from all parts of the world, it can be said that it is fated that we would be able to sit together," I said. "From the looks of it, you are a trapped dragon that hasn't ascended to the heavens!" This is what White Impermanence said to me back then.

Taurus shook his head, "To tell you the truth, not only am I penniless, I'm also a wanted criminal in the Heavenly Court!"

I looked at Taurus in shock. However, he was a good person. With his skill, getting some money wasn't a problem at all. However, he would rather starve without money than to do something like stealing chickens and dogs. This was what a man should and should not do.

"This is already my second time in the mortal world," Taurus drank his beer in big gulps. "The first time, because he couldn't bear to see his wife acting in such a manner, he secretly let the Seven Fairies go and let her go down to the mortal world to marry him. In the end, he was demoted by the Heavenly Emperor and ended up being a cow for the bull for fifty years … Then it was Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha who spoke up for me before returning to the Heavenly Court. "

I patted my head. Why does Taurus's name sound so familiar? There were only two people like him in the history of Chinese literature. The other one was the Red String of Fate from the West Side. I always thought that if this guy took human form, he would look like a brothel's pimp. Even if he turned into a man, he would still be holding a teapot in his hands. I never thought that he would look like that.

I hastily cupped my hands together. "My apologies, my apologies!" Taurus had a rather clear personality. He hated evil and couldn't rub even a grain of sand in his eyes. From what happened just now, it could be seen that Mu Ge'er had soul Stealing Body, and without saying a word, she had directly performed a hand seal on him.

Taurus nodded his head, "This time, I was the one who sneaked down from the sky. The Heavenly Emperor sent the Mighty Miracle God of the Celestial Realm's disciplinary committee to pursue me!"

"Who?" I asked.

"Mighty Miracle God!" Taurus said, "This guy is not a good person. He is lustful, lustful, greedy, accepts bribes, takes revenge in private, and recognizes people as his only kin!" After Taurus finished speaking, he saw that my face was pale white, "Brother, what happened to you?"

What the hell, what else can I do? It was only now that I remembered, it's been two days and the things I promised Mighty Miracle God had not been burnt to him. It's over, take private revenge … Private revenge... Private revenge... Private revenge...

Seeing my pale face, Taurus asked, "Brother, are you feeling unwell?"

I hurriedly rubbed my face, making my pale face turn red. "It's nothing. I drank too much beer, so my bladder doesn't feel right!" Based on Taurus's personality, if he knew that I was trying to bribe the Mighty Miracle God, he would have turned hostile on the spot.

"Oh," Taurus said, "Then drink less!"

"I shook my head, grabbed the beer bottle and gulped two mouthfuls of it down, using the wine to ease my worries." It's fine. We'll be fine after a while! "

"Mighty Miracle God, I have seen it before," I said, probing. "Riding a broken 28 years old, I can't tell how extravagant and lustful it is." Of course, I can't tell you about the matter of giving the Dragon Zerom to her. I hope that Taurus can say something nicer to make me feel better.

"Hmph," Taurus disdainfully curled his lips, "That was just disguising his pure and honest appearance, actually he had a private room in the five-star hotel for a long time!"

"My heart is in a mess, I would rather offend a gentleman than a vile character!" "Come, Cow-cow, today we brothers will not leave until we're drunk," I picked up the beer bottle and touched it with Taurus's body. Then, I gulped down the majority of the beer in two gulps. When Taurus leaves, the first thing I'll do is go back and burn the paper man for Mighty Miracle God. If worst comes to worst, I can just burn a few more. As a disciplinary official, Taurus can afford to offend him, I can't afford to offend him.

"Cow-cow, why are you wanted by the Heavenly Court this time?" My heart of gossip was stirred up by Taurus.

"Sigh," Taurus sighed. I sat up straight, holding the beer bottle in my hands like a well-behaved child, waiting to hear the gossip stories. Under normal circumstances, after a sigh, there would be a sad and tearful story.

"Don't ask too much about me. It's not good for you!" Taurus's tone was rather strict. I was disappointed, but I didn't give up. "Tell me! Tell me about it! "

"It's just some dirty things between the higher-ups, what's there to say!" Taurus still did not speak, and only drank the beer in large gulps. I had to give up. "What are your plans for the future?"

Taurus shook his head, "I haven't thought about it, but I believe that under such a vast sky, I can find a place to reason!" After all this time, this Taurus was originally a high level interviewer, and Mighty Miracle God was originally interviewing him.

I sighed, took out the more than ten thousand pieces, counted out fifteen thousand and gave it to Taurus: "Cow-cow, that's all I can help you with!" I was afraid that he would say, "How about I hide in your Netherworld for a while longer?" My temple is too small for such a large Buddha.

I am such a slut, why do I have to chat with others even if I meet them. Now he had lost fifteen thousand yuan. It's a good thing that I don't care about money at the moment. I'm rich, money, paper, money!

"Taurus probably hasn't seen the《 Water Mansion》 before, so he doesn't know the plot of Lin Chong Huo and Wang Lun. When he saw the fifteen thousand that I passed to him, his eyes immediately turned red. Brother, if Mighty Miracle God finds out that you were eating and drinking with me here today, it would be troublesome enough.

"We are brothers from all over the world," I said, pretending to be straightforward. "Besides, I know that you will get away with it."

Taurus nodded his head, "Brother, great kindness, I, Taurus will definitely repay you!" With that, he unceremoniously accepted my fifteen thousand.

I was just about to say something else, when Taurus's expression suddenly changed, and said to me: "Not good! The Mighty Miracle God is here! "

I turned pale with fright, and before I could even react, I said, "It's too late, we've already arrived!" Suddenly, I felt Taurus stuffed something into my hands, "Brother, help me hide it, I'll come find you later to get it!"

"Haha, Taurus, let's see where you can run to this time?" A black Mercedes-Benz stopped by the side of the road. Mighty Miracle God and four black clothed people with the air of a hacker got off the car and spread out to surround Taurus. The Mighty Miracle God was not dressed in a strange way like that day, in a fine black suit.

"Huh?" When Mighty Miracle God saw me, his eyes were filled with hatred, "Our Lord Yama is here too!" I could hear the thick disdain and ridicule in Mighty Miracle God's tone.

"I... "I …" I looked a little weak. "I'm just passing by!"