Daomu Biji

Chapter 18 Urine

The third uncle suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. Why was there smoke coming out of the coffin? Looking at the way the coffin was solved, he felt something was wrong. Could it be that this kid had done something?

He pulled the chain off the iron coffin with one stroke and asked what the fuck was going on?

Jiehuan stammered and made weird movements, but he was obviously too nervous to say anything clearly. It took him a long time to say two words: "I...I...fire...fire."

The third uncle looked at his movements and saw what he was holding, which was the lid of a Huozhezi. Huozhezi is something that can be easily touched, so it is usually wrapped with reed stalks. He understood immediately. what's going on.

Xie Lianhuan must have been curious about what was going on inside the coffin, so he lit a fire stick and threw it into the coffin hole. Then he put his eyes to the coffin hole and looked down.

This is called chipping away at the wall to steal the light. It is a kung fu imitated from the Northern School and is also a common trick used by local masters. Especially for novices who open coffins, they should take three steps forward and four steps behind. They should be cautious and cautious. The gold thieves of the northern sect can even use wall chisels to steal light and take things from coffins without entering the ancient tomb, which is quite impressive. But this is considered a side trick in the field of sand extraction. There are many restrictions on its actual use, and there are great risks, so it is not used by ordinary veterans. I don’t know if I figured this out by myself or if I learned it from someone else.

The biggest risk of chiseling the wall to steal the light is that it may burn the exposed objects inside the coffin, especially when the corpse is dry. The rotten dried silk pieces on the corpse are almost a piece of food. Once burned, they will look like ancient slips. , fighting beads and other things were gone in an instant, and there was no time to even put out the fire. Therefore, the person who does it is required to be very careful, but this chain solution was used without even thinking about it.

The third uncle cursed in annoyance, thinking that it was a mistake not to look at this boy. He was very interested in this coffin. He didn't say that there must be good things in it, even the body inside. The third uncle also wanted to see it. If the things in the coffin were stolen, It would be such a pity if it was burned, and people would laugh to death if I told you about it.

Thinking about it, the third uncle immediately pushed away the unchained ring, rushed to the coffin, and blew hard at the coffin hole, trying to blow out the fire in the coffin hole. Unexpectedly, with the blow, black smoke came out of the coffin hole more violently, choking the third uncle and almost vomiting. He quickly turned his face away, took out the water bag from his waist, and poured water into the coffin hole.

The sea breeze made me thirsty all the way here. There was not much water left in the water bag, and it was gone after pouring it down. This little water is of no use at all. "What a fool." The third uncle was so anxious that he was sweating. He turned to Jie Lianhuan and saw that the water bag around his waist was still bulging. Seeing that he was still there in a daze, he yelled angrily, "What are you doing standing there in a daze?" Give me the fucking water bag!" "Water? Oh! Water bag!" Only then did Xie Lianhuan react and hurriedly took off the water bag. The third uncle grabbed it and opened it. He poured half of it in, only to see the black smoke. In a flash, instead of suppressing the smoke, flames burst out from the coffin hole.

The third uncle couldn't see what was going on. When he smelled the water bag, he couldn't help but cursed. It turned out to be soju. Looking at the coffin again, the opening of the iron coffin was on fire, and thick smoke almost filled the entire tomb.

At that time, he was confused and didn't know what to do. The fire has burned so much inside the iron coffin that it is impossible to put out the fire even if you reach in. Besides, if it catches something, you may not even be alive. Water, even a small amount of water, has no effect at all. However, if you don't care, This coffin is finished. This kind of burning method can even crack jade. The owner of this tomb will know that it is good at a glance. If the things are burned, there is really a luminous pearl in the coffin. Will he die of depression?

(Actually, all that was needed was to plug the hole in the coffin with something, but in their desperation, Third Uncle and the others never thought of it.)

Seeing the fire getting bigger and bigger and black smoke puffing out of the coffin hole, he was extremely anxious.

Just when the third uncle was despairing and thinking that the oil fight would turn into a fight, suddenly Jie Lianhuan on the other side made a shocking move. As soon as he jumped onto the coffin, he knelt down, unbuttoned his belt, and

Luck accidentally urinated and poured a yellow soup into the hole of the coffin. For a moment, the urine, body odor, fire and dryness were mixed together, making it extremely unpleasant.

That was completely a crazy idea, because his action was so unexpected that the third uncle had no time to stop him. By the time he reacted, it was already too late.

The third uncle was confused at once. Since ancient times, the Southern faction has been unrestrained in fighting, with the casualness of killing everything and opening a coffin. However, due to the danger of this kind of activity, in terms of actual conduct, the Southern faction is also very Careful. Xie Lianlian was probably the first person to do such an evil thing of pouring urine into the coffin. Fortunately, Mr. Xie was not present, otherwise he would have died of anger.

However, the old urine soaked by Jie Lian Lian was still a bit powerful, and soon, the smoke inside became smaller.

After urinating, Xie Lianhuan himself was blinded and sat down on the coffin.

The third uncle burst into tears. He looked at the cast figure on the iron coffin and wiped the cold sweat from his head. He felt a chill running down his spine and a somewhat ominous premonition in his heart. The ghost in the "whistle coffin" blew a whistle, a very dangerous thing. Now it was burned and fed a mouthful of yellow urine. This time, the knot became bigger. Not to mention rice dumplings, but even a living person, if you burn his mouth with fire and then pour a mouthful of urine on him, he will still have to fight you.

He looked at the iron coffin dripping with cold sweat, wondering what would happen, would something come out of the hole?

The smoke became smaller and smaller, and gradually became almost invisible. It seemed that the fire was indeed out. The two of them stared at the coffin until no smoke could be seen at all.

However, there was no movement at all inside the coffin, as if what happened just now had never happened.

The third uncle wiped the sweat from his head and breathed a sigh of relief. He thought to himself that King Huang would bless him, and it seemed that he was good at solving the problem. Although this coffin was a whistle coffin, it was also a death coffin.

The dead coffin, that is, the rice dumplings inside the coffin have long since melted, leaving only some non-threatening rotten bones. Most of the coffins in the ancient tombs are dead coffins. Otherwise, I am afraid that no one would do the tomb robbing business.

The dead coffin is not dangerous. We just lit a fire and poured urine. If it wasn't the dead coffin, something must have happened. There has been no movement for so long, so we can be sure.

After waiting for a while, it was still the same, and the third uncle finally gave up. He sat down on the ground, untied the chain and saw that he was relaxed. Knowing that it was okay, he also sat down and started crying.

The third uncle shook his head and smiled bitterly. He thought to himself that he had committed a crime. He actually went to the ground with such a thing, and his life was shortened by a few years. He must never do it again in the future. Fortunately, there was no danger, otherwise he might really kill him this time.

Thinking about it, the third uncle suddenly felt something in his heart. He thought that since there was no danger, wouldn't it be possible to touch things today without waiting until tomorrow? Pinghu Qiuyue Novel Reading Network

Going back and forth here is still a bit of a risk. After all, it's Wen Jin's team, so it's not convenient. Moreover, if you touch the position of the hole in the coffin, if it is facing the head, then you can definitely feel it if you touch the forehead and sides of the head, as well as the chest. If there are feet and soles, where the jade is placed, there may be good things, but not too much, so you can take them away at once. If you take things out now, you won't have to come down tomorrow.

Although the hole was full of urine, the grave robber had never seen anything disgusting. Besides, it was still his own. Even if he pooped in it, he still dared to reach in and touch it.

On the one hand, it is the unique greed of tomb robbers; on the other hand, it is the fear of this hole. The third uncle was there fighting between heaven and man. But soon, greed won out, and he didn't dare to do this job if he wasn't brave enough. The third uncle said to himself, just take a fucking gamble.

Thinking about it, he stood up and climbed onto the coffin, bowed to the coffin, rolled up his sleeves and gritted his teeth. As soon as he closed his eyes, he first reached into the coffin hole and touched down.

But as soon as his hand entered the hole of the coffin, the temperature inside spread up, and the third uncle regretted it. The legendary Zhang Yancheng back then didn't rely on luck, but on the real skill of his fingers. Now he just reached in so rashly. This was really too damn reckless.

He wanted to retract, but when he looked back, he saw Lian Lian staring at him dumbfounded from below. At this time, he had no shame and had to bite the bullet and continue touching down.

There was an indescribable feeling when he was exploring the cave with one hand. The further his hand stretched in, the faster his heart beat, and then his fingers became numb. On the surface, there was no expression on his face. In fact, when his hand finally touched the corpse, My back was soaked, and the fingers stretched out inside were shaking without any strength.

As you can imagine from this experience, when I listened to it, I felt like I was shaking all over. Even if I were to find an ordinary box and dig a hole to put my hand in, I would feel an inexplicable fear, let alone a coffin.

After the third uncle touched the body and pressed it a few times, he found that his fingers were sticky and his scalp became increasingly numb. He felt that it should be the mouth of the ancient corpse. After touching it for a few times, he felt that it should be a black and swollen corpse with a strangely open mouth. The posture seemed to be exactly the same as the bronze man on the coffin, but he couldn't tell clearly. The detail that made him feel very uneasy was that he felt the fire fold falling into the mouth of the ancient corpse and it was still very hot.

He thought to himself that this was really a sin, and then he gritted his teeth and dug his fingers in. After first pushing the fire break aside, he touched a hard ring-shaped object.

Oh, it's a jade cake that can be pressed against the tongue. The third uncle was secretly happy and said, "Yes, this thing won't burn!" He pinched it and tried to get the thing out of the hole.

But as soon as he hooked it, the third uncle felt something was wrong. The weight of the jade cake was astonishing. He couldn't lift it for even half an minute. If he applied more force, he felt the whole iron coffin shake slightly, but there was a heavy "gurgling" sound. The sound of rusty metal dragging came up from the soles of my feet.

The third uncle's expression suddenly changed, and he thought to himself, "Oh no, it's a trap!"