Crazy Psychologist

"It hurts more than a woman giving birth."

What?

Isn't this metaphor a bit too unflattering?

Why would a doctor use such a metaphor?

Chu Si thought about laughing but couldn't.

This metaphor is really not elegant enough.

"Well, when a woman gives birth and has toothache, it can be regarded as one of the best pains in the world. However, neuropathic pain syndrome is a pain reaction that is even more unbearable than these two kinds of pain. The attack The patient was miserable and no painkillers were effective."

"Is this really a disease?"

Wu Fangmei was a little skeptical at the beginning. She had known so many cases of foot pain and had never heard of any neurological syndrome.

"The incidence of this disease is very low and rarely occurs, but similar neurological syndromes are not uncommon. Let me give you an example. Grandma Wu also seems to be a scholar. Does Ms. Zhang Ailing know?"

"I know, who doesn't know about Zhang Ailing? I went to a foreign school, so I can be considered the same school as Zhang Ailing."

"Really, that's great. Zhang Ailing has been feeling itchy all over her body for a long time. She has changed houses many times and has been moving, but she still feels itchy all over her body. The reason for this problem has never been found."

"But I am in pain. I am not itching, I am in pain. Doctor, you don't know the kind of pain. It's really true that I can't bear it anymore and I want to just give up the leg."

"However, you have searched everywhere for medical treatment but can't find the cause of your leg pain, right?"

Wu Fangmei nodded, meaning that the reason was not found.

"How do you make it not hurt when it hurts?"

"I had no choice but to endure it. Later I found out that someone was using those secret weapons from the war era to harm me. They wanted to get rid of me. They were just like you, wearing white coats and hiding in the building opposite me. Or when I was on the way from the market to home, they were hiding in cars. The windows of those cars were all black. They were not the dark car windows you know, but completely black. They could not be seen at all. From the outside you can’t see anything inside, but from the inside you can see the outside clearly.”

"This kind of one-way film is very common and not a secret weapon."

"That's not the case. I also know the kind of glass windows you mentioned. Where I used to live, no matter where I lived, they would soon find me, and then they would squat opposite my building, from morning to night every day. They monitored me 24 hours a day and I didn’t dare to open the curtains. As long as I opened the curtains, they would attack me.”

"A secret weapon? What kind of secret weapon?"

"Brother, you don't know that this world is much scarier than you think. Those weapons are more powerful than laser weapons. They are high-tech, absolutely high-tech. They are colorless and odorless. You can feel pain wherever you want. Where does it hurt."

Muchun listened with gusto, at least there was a look of gusto on his face, and he folded his hands behind his head and lay down halfway on the chair.

It seemed that Muchun was going to listen to the old lady's story.

The old lady also seemed to have found the rhythm of her story-telling, and began to become excited and kept describing this magical weapon.

It has been used by terrorist organizations. There are so many secret weapons that you don't even know about it.

If Liu Yiming hadn't told Chu Sisi these words before, people who heard them for the first time might really be attracted by the old lady's storyteller-like narration.

"Then as long as you close the window, won't it hurt you?"

Chu Sisi gave Mu Chun a thumbs up.

"No, that weapon is too powerful, so I tell you, you underestimate the secret weapons that those scientists carefully researched during the war. They not only studied the devil like the atomic bomb, but also studied a lot of poisonous gases and poisons. There are also laser weapons, which is what they used against me, and they can’t be seen at all in the daytime.”

"Can I see it at night?"

"I saw it one night, blue and red dots. That night I opened the curtains. Not long after I arrived at Maplewood Bridge, I really felt a little stuffy in my chest, so I opened the curtains. .

As a result, guess what I saw? "

Muchun asked cooperatively: "What did you see?"

The old lady stretched out her hand and drew a very large circle on her chest. Then he quickly clicked many small dots in the imaginary circle with his finger.

"They are all densely packed with red and blue light spots like wolf eyes."

"Since you can find them, they must also find you."

Muchun seemed to be in high spirits, as if he was really attracted by Wu Fangmei's story.

"Humph, what you said is absolutely correct, but they are lazy people. You know, even they are lazy. It took a while to realize that I was looking at them, so I suddenly pulled up the curtains, and all those curtains were They are all black, and if you pull them like this, they will completely block the light."

"How many windows are there? Since it is a very advanced weapon, why didn't it kill you directly?"

The old lady's eyes suddenly lit up, as if she had foreseen Muchun's question, and she answered unhurriedly, "This is what's bad about them. They just play with me and take advantage of me for fun. They won't arrest me, either." It won’t kill me.”

"That's it, I think, since it must be easy to control you with such advanced weapons, why are they just guarding and monitoring you in the building opposite you, or are they just waiting for you when you pass by every day? Hiding in the car on the road. If it were me, I would be too lazy to spend the whole day with you. You know, squatting in the car in such hot weather in July and August will be very hot, unless the air conditioner is turned on, but I am looking for you. According to the theory, the cars on a road are all covered with black film, and no one can be seen inside, so we assume that there are really people squatting in these cars, planning to attack you at any time, or just to monitor you. "

Wu Fangmei interrupted, "No, they're not just spying on me, they're just playing tricks on me and not letting me live a good life."

"But why do they spend so much manpower and material resources just to monitor you, or to play with you as you said?"

Wu Fangmei nodded frequently, "It looks incredible, it is really incredible, so there is a reason for the whole thing. My legs have been hurting for many years. During this period, I also had pain in my back, head, and hand joints. It hurts here too, these people just have the ability to play with me, so they would rather raise so many people and do nothing most of the time, just look at me."