Counterfeit Hero

Volume 8 Chapter 37 Target, Exploding Anus

I don’t know how long it took.

Until the two of them walked out of the dense forest pool holding hands, came to sit down by the lake where the mecha was parked, and nestled in the arms of the fat man, Milan's pretty face was still flushed with a touching flush.

She lazily grabbed the fat man's left hand and counted the five fingers in a daze. Counting over and over again, never tired of it. It seems to be a very enjoyable game. Whenever the fat man's right hand did something bad to her, she would bite her lip gently, her eyes as bright as stars shining shyly, and during the performance, she was so charming that she almost shed tears.

"Fat man..." Milan's voice seemed to have no strength at all: "It would be great if we stopped fighting now and could live here forever."

"Yes!" The fat man's voice was even weaker than Milan's, and he looked like he was running out of gas.

"Dead man!" Milan grabbed the fat man's hand with shame and anger, and took a bite, his face turned red. He said with hatred: "Humph, last time you and Bonnie stayed in the hotel all day, why didn't you see you looking like you were dying!"

"Hehehehe..." The fat man suddenly regained his consciousness and laughed silly.

When a woman is jealous, she is unreasonable. Even if Milan and Bonnie have already accepted each other and are so good at each other, this does not prevent her from taking it out on herself.

The two sat hugging each other, looking at the calm lake, and from time to time a fish splashed and stirred up a wave. The ripples rippled away, and the reflected blue sky, white clouds, green trees and mountains began to move, making me feel comfortable and peaceful.

"I wonder how long this battle will last?" Milan sighed quietly.

"The fight won't last long." The fat man looked at the lake blankly, hugged Milan's arm, tightened it slightly, and subconsciously said: "As long as we win the Battle of Resk and kill Suss and Jiepen, we will have won more than half of it! "

"More than half?" Milan raised his head and said in confusion: "The Binart Empire and the Naga Federation are the two major powers in Western York. Besides, there is also the Desik Empire!"

"The Dexik Empire is already terminally ill. As long as Suss and Jiepen are defeated, we can scare it to death without fighting!" Fatty rarely talks about such issues with others, but now that he has raised the topic, there is no need to He was scrupulous and said disdainfully: "Have we fought against the Desik Empire too many times? When did we let them take advantage?"

The fat man picked up the stone and threw it into the lake, making splashes and watching the ripples spread out. He then said: "There is nothing to fear from the Naga Federation. They have a feud with the Republic of Lane. If it wasn't the last time, If the Binar Empire sends troops, I am afraid that the Catalonia galaxy has long been captured... The Filipina League’s real opponent has always been only one, and that is Sobol!”

"Sobol..." Milan whispered this name that made the entire Fei League tremble with fear. This name represents the military wisdom that can rival Hastings, and represents the Binalte Empire's overwhelming warships and its tidal armored forces. Every time I mention it, it gives people a great sense of oppression.

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard the fat man say carelessly: "Sooner or later, I'm going to blow his anus!"

Milan burst into laughter and pinched Fatty's waist hard: "Damn Fatty... If you dare to do that, don't even think about touching me in the future!"

The fat man was so pinched that his eyes were crooked and his mouth was twisted, and he hurriedly apologized: "Auntie, please be gentle, I didn't say use your most beloved little baby to explode, I meant use a gun..."

Milan was so embarrassed that he pounded the fat man with his fists like raindrops: "My most beloved little baby, damn Fatty, you stinky hooligan, what the hell, where did you get this stinky habit..."

The two of them laughed for a while. After a long time, Milan, who had calmed down, lay in the fat man's arms and asked: "Fat man, seriously, when can we go back to Leray?"

"Are you homesick?" The fat man gently stroked Milan's hair with his chin.

"Well," Milan curled up like a kitten and said softly: "My father and mother are both in Galipalan. The situation there is very bad now. I'm afraid..."

"They can't break into the Newton galaxy, don't worry," the fat man comforted: "After defeating Resk, the southeastern star field will be ours. By then, we can return to Lelei..."

He looked down at Milan: "Le Ray without war!"

"Really?" Milan stared at the fat man in surprise, and suddenly felt his heartbeat speeding up.

Milan never doubted Fatty. She trusted him as much as she trusted science. In the mind of this simple girl, fatness is the most important and basic scientific law in her life!

If the fat man says there is no war in Leray, then there is no war in Leray!

The fat man nodded seriously.

Milan smiled and chuckled.

The girl's smile is like a flower that suddenly blooms. It starts from the slightly wrinkled little pointed nose, and then pulls up the corners of her mouth.

A hint of cuteness. When she habitually covers her nose with her hands in happiness and surprise, every strand of her hair is rippling with the most natural and beautiful vitality and joy from the depths of her soul.

"Fat man, if you dare to lie to me, you will die."

The girl used her jade-white arms to touch the fat man's neck, pressed her nose against the fat man's face, and giggled non-stop.

Milan is so happy.

Four years of war had already made her feel exhausted from the bottom of her heart.

She doesn't know when the war will end. This question may be the most asked question every day by girls like her in this era. The difference is that other girls don't know the answer, but she does.

Is there anything else that is a bigger surprise than this? !

Thinking that in the near future, Le Lei would have no war, thinking of her parents, and thinking of the beautiful and peaceful life in the future, a kind of ecstasy surged up from the bottom of her heart like a volcano erupting, making her unable to control her emotions.

She wanted to laugh, just wanted to laugh, and she wanted to cry.

In this precarious and troubled world, countless prayers finally became a hope within reach.

This answer was given by the fat man, and it may not be worth it in the eyes of others. But for Milan, she believed it with all her heart without hesitation. She is just a scientist. She understands neither politics nor war, but she only knows that a fat man will not lie to himself!

This guy may be a little lewd, a little irrelevant, a little vulgar, sometimes a little timid, and even a little bit of a jerk. But in this war that engulfed mankind, he was fighting from the beginning.

In the Galileo Galaxy, on the Milok planet, in Gacharin, in Mars, in the Longbow Galaxy, on the Canglang Star... Who can imagine those battles, the smoke and smoke everywhere, and the thunder? How did this fat man, who was no different from ordinary Lelei citizens, get through the explosion and the all-devouring fire? .

He may have some genius and some luck, but what really supports him to this point is the responsibility that he has never let go of. He is always creating miracles - a kind of miracle that belongs to the small citizens!

Thinking of the dense scars on his still fair and fat body in the hot spring just now, Milan's laughter turned into cries of extreme grievance.

Some of those scars only have faint traces, which were left by Milok and Gacharin earlier. The large one on the back was left by Mars... The damn fat man, in order to save Helen, was actually shot The shell exploded like this!

The most beautiful woman in LeLei...this gangster!

He was hugged by Milan and laughed for a long time, then wiped the tears from his cheeks and finally received another sharp pinch on his waist. The fat man turned his head and stared at a colorful rooster under the tree by the forest, leading a few hens proudly passing by. He was incomparable. Resentment.

The psychology of a woman's mind cannot be thoroughly studied, so meteorology has to be used. Thinking about the days to come, you will have to make several extreme weather forecasts when facing several women. This is so damn hard to live!

It’s better to use an inflatable doll!

The setting sun is like fire, and the scenery by the lake unconsciously takes on a new flavor.

Feeling the undisguised joy and sorrow of Milan in his arms, Fatty's thoughts wandered aimlessly.

What I just said was not just to comfort Milan. No one had told anyone about the deduction I made in the elevator at the Red Beard Pirate Base a year ago.

No one in the entire universe would know that there is a fucking fat man who doesn’t know how to live or die, using the entire universe’s war situation as a deduction, and bulging out the two veins on his neck, working desperately to move forward with this plan!

The original deduction is getting closer to reality step by step!

In Mars Freeport, he had the most elite armored corps in the universe. In the Longbow Galaxy, the seeds of Leray's space power were not only reborn, but also stronger than before.

This is the power in hand, and the entire battle situation has finally concentrated all possibilities in the Lesk galaxy!

This year, there have been many things that went beyond the deduction plan, some of which were lucky, and some of which were unfortunate. Fortunately, he got the support of Fragrance, the crystallization of Mars folk technology, the Elephant-class fleet, the trust of Margaret and the friendship of the Chakna people, but Leray unfortunately experienced a A rebellion!

That rebellion was like a move by a madman. In this move, Hamilton was lost, Brown and Schneider's main fleet was lost, and the Leray central channel was lost. But for the Lelei Federation, which was destined to die, it removed the redundant chess pieces, made room, provided new materials and focus, and gave it the possibility of starting over.

This year has been so thrilling. Every minute and every second, there are weights falling from the sky one by one, constantly falling to both sides of the scale. In the end, this game of chess is still within the deduced symbols!

The Atlantis star field is still there, the seed fleet is still there, and my own team has been formed!

After breaking through the hot spring town, in this mountain, I am already as stable as Mount Tai. It won't be long before the bandit army, which has completed the transformation and training integration work, will officially take the stage.

Reske has become a Achilles heel for both camps. All the forces are intertwined here, waiting for a big battle to determine the fate of the southeast war and determine the strength of the two sides. No one dares to take this battle lightly, and both camps must use their full strength. It seems like a local battle, but it is a collision of forces in the entire human world.

In such a collision, the bandit army will emerge! The fat man has been holding it in for so long, enduring it for so long, watching gangsters fighting over beautiful women is not the style of the legendary bully!

Of course, standing in front of the enemy to block gunfire and pretending to be a hero is not what Fatty does. It is Fatty’s job to be cold and sap! The fat man finally got this opportunity, so he had to resurrect on the spot, full of blood and full of demons!

Jepensus, the endless reincarnation, the nun shitting reincarnation, all of them were beaten to death!

Fatty, let’s play a majestic game today!

The fat man was gnashing his teeth as he was gnashing his teeth as he was having orgasms with a head full of intense passion and blood. He suddenly heard a sound of "Zhi..." and a sound came from the communicator in the open mecha cockpit. , a little kid's voice appeared on the loudspeaker: "Fat man, something happened, ***, come back quickly!"

problem occurs? ! The fat man shivered with fright, and his buttocks clenched shut. He stood up quickly and ran towards the mecha quickly.

"What happened?!"

"General Tian, ​​this is Pei Litong," Pei Litong's voice came from the communicator, with an indescribable solemnity: "Just now we were in the enemy's skynet and found that the Jipeng people were mobilizing troops to prepare to encircle the western mountainous area. And , they are now attacking civilians in all towns where resistance occurred! At least 40,000 civilians have been massacred."

What? ! The fat man felt an unprecedented anger rising from the bottom of his heart and going straight to the top of his head!

"Fat man, this is the current situation diagram."

The little kid quickly transmitted an electronic map. On the simulated terrain map, a total of forty arrows formed by twenty armored divisions and twenty infantry divisions were densely converging toward the northern mountainous area from all directions.

Although the northern mountainous area is vast, these forty divisions are like sparse straws thrown into a big bathtub, but Fatty knows that as soon as the troops are discovered, these scattered straws will immediately turn into roots. A spear that pierces the heart!

The opposing commander was obviously determined to complete his victory in one battle. For this reason, he did not hesitate to massacre towns as bait, and he did not hesitate to use more than 40% of the entire Canglang Star garrison!

In such a vast Canglang Star, using such troops means that if you want to control this Canglang Star, the defense forces in other places will be weak to a very dangerous point. It is likely to lead to intensified resistance in various places. If it encounters a counterattack and landing by the Fei League, it will not be able to gain absolute strategic advantage in the first place.

Doesn't this damn commander Jie Pen know that in two or three days at most, the Fei League's counterattack will come? Whether the main attack will choose Canglang Star or Lei Feng Star first is a strategic puzzle that no one can be sure about now.

Once he chooses to land on Canglang Star, how will he deploy his troops? !

For two divisions, he used forty divisions to massacre civilians. Commander Jie Pen is a madman!

Ding, there was a soft sound, and a picture was transmitted.

Seeing this picture, Milan suddenly covered his eyes, while Fatty felt cold all over. There was only one thought in my whole body.

I'm going to blow this devil's anus! .

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