Comprehensive manga: I live in Shuchiin, my last name is Uchiha

"Mr. Cat, and Yanyun-chan, breakfast for you two.˜"*°•.˜˜.•°*"˜"

Early in the morning, Natsume took food from the kitchen and started feeding their two cats.

In this regard, Yanyunjiang said. Natsume is so gentle! A hundred times gentler than a certain Uchiha! What kind of owner would forget to feed his own psychic beast...

"Good morning, are you already feeding them? What a pity..."

Not far away, Yukinoshita Yukino's voice came over, and she also held high-end cat cans and dried small fish in her hands.

But since the two cats were already having breakfast, let’s forget it for today. Yukinoshita Yukino was just a step late, and someone actually fed the cute cat.

"Meow!"

Teacher Neko got up and ran to Yukino's feet, and glanced at Natsume and Enun-chan behind him with some disgust.

Humph, that Natsume guy has been controlling my diet, and he said it was for health! But this little girl's love for cats is obvious to all, so she will definitely get high-end goods.

"Teacher Cat, do you want some more?"

Sure enough, Yukinoshita Yukino squatted down and placed the dried fish in her hand in front of the cat teacher.

It's just an ordinary dried fish? No tuna, belly salmon or something! Teacher Cat hesitated for a moment, but chose to open his mouth.

"Wait a minute, Yukinoshita-san, Neko-sensei, he's already full!"

"Um?"

Natsume hurriedly ran over and picked up Mr. Neko.

"Yukoshita-san, look at Mr. Neko, he's so fat. He really can't eat much every morning."

Cat teacher:"???"

Yukinoshita Yukino was thoughtful, but when she saw that the cat teacher did look like a white pig, she nodded and walked towards Yanyun-chan.

Yanyun-chan, who had been staying where she was, looked at Mr. Cat with disdain.

Victory is always reserved for those who are prepared. How can a mere white pig be compared with a noble ninja cat? Oh ho ho, as expected of Yukino, I won’t be polite if you fuck those little fishes...

"Meow--!!"

Yanyun-chan was also picked up, and yes, it was Uchiha Ling who had just walked out of the boys' dormitory.

"Yanyun-chan, don't eat so much in the morning, Yukino, it's a good thing to love cats, but overfeeding them will make them think too highly of themselves."

Yukinoshita Yukino stared straight at Yanyun-chan.

"But....."

"Okay, okay, then I will leave Yanyun-chan under your care for the time being."

Uchiha Ling smiled, and Yukino immediately snatched Yanyun-chan from his arms.

Just when Yukino turned to leave, Kamo-chan, who was lying on Yukinoshita's shoulder, saw the owner's eyes clearly staring at her.

[It’s great that psychic beasts can brush the G-spot on their behalf, you have to work hard~]

Yanyun Jiang: "..."

Watching Yukino return to the girls' dormitory with Enun-chan in her arms, the cat teacher jumped on Natsume's head and showed a disappointed expression.

Finding that only Uchiha Ling and Natsume were left present, Neko-sensei no longer pretended to curse.

"Why can that guy follow me to eat, but I can only follow Natsume!"

Natsume: "It's not because you've gained weight recently, Neko-sensei."

Uchiha Ling stepped forward, "Natsume is right, Neko-sensei, you really should go on a diet. Anyway, you monsters don't have a high demand for food, so it's no problem to go hungry for a few meals."

"What are you talking about, kid! I'm not the kind of monster who believes in monsters and dead things becoming spirits. And it's not like you haven't seen my true form before. My stomach is different from that of you humans. It's almost not the same dimension. .”

It's not the same dimension... Uchiha Ling touched his chin, "Mr. Cat, it turns out you are still Doraemon."

"Who is that kind of Doraemon? Don't confuse me with high-tech products. I am a noble monster."

The cat teacher was cursing, and Uchiha Ling discussed with Natsume whether it would be better if the cat teacher turned into Doraemon.

Uchiha Ling: "That way you can have a lot of wonderful props."

Natsume: "That's true, and Doraemon doesn't need to eat so much, he only needs Dorayaki."

"Natsume!!"

The cat teacher stepped on Natsume's head and lost his temper. Natsume said that he was joking and took the cat teacher down again. Uchiha Ling silently walked to the girls' dormitory, knocked on the door and came to the lobby on the first floor.

"Brother Ling, morning." Rumi Tsurumi was reading in the living room on the first floor.

"Brother...well, what's for breakfast?" Shirasaki was still wearing her pajamas, leaning on the sofa and squinting her eyes as if she could fall asleep again at any time. .

Uchiha Ling also came to sit on the sofa. "Morning, Rumi and Hana, let's go ask your Yukino-sama and Eru-sama for breakfast. I'm here to eat too."

Turning his head to look at Room 101 on the first floor, Uchiha Ling remembered that the first room was occupied by...

Distribution map of girls’ dormitories and villas——

101 (Bedroom 1 on the first floor): Hiratsuka Shizuka, Shirasaki Hana, Tsurumi Rumi

102: Yukinoshita Yukino, Chitanda Eru

103: Shinomiya Kaguya, Fujiwara Chika

201: Hayasaka Ai, Goto Kazuri

202: Amakusa Shino, Shirogane Kei

"Hana, Rumi, you two are up, where is Hiratsuka-sensei?"

Rumi sat on the sofa and shook her little feet wrapped in cotton socks, "Hiratsuka-nee is still sleeping. By the way, only Yukino-nee and Eru-nee are up on the first floor."

"Hey, that's it..."

Speaking of Mr. Hiratsuka who asked two elementary school students to call him sister, do you have any misunderstanding about your age?

Beside, Shirasaki Hana yawned and leaned on Tsurumi Rumi's shoulder.

"Rumi~ If breakfast is not ready yet, I will go back to sleep."

Rumi Tsurumi sighed, then took out a book from the schoolbag he carried with him and stuffed it into Xiaohua's arms.

"The day's plan starts in the morning. Instead of going back to sleep, you should read a book at your age."

Shirasaki lowered her head and glanced at the book "Function" that Rumi handed to her, and suddenly felt her head spinning.

What do you mean by asking primary school students to learn functions? Shirasaki looked at Uchiha Ling with pitiful eyes, because Xiaohua knew that Rumi didn't want her to act coquettishly, but her brother would definitely help her!

"Rumi-chan, don't think that everyone your age is a genius like you. Asking Xiaohua to learn functions is like asking your sister Yukino to become gentle, but it's very difficult."

A spoon flew out of the kitchen and was caught firmly by Uchiha Ling.

"Look, at Xiaohua's age... I'm looking for it, so let's just read this one!"

Uchiha Ling opened Rumi's schoolbag and took out a new book. Shirasaki Hana immediately threw away the "Function" upon seeing this. This was simply not a pain he could bear at his age.

After throwing away "Function", Shirasaki Hana got the "English Level 4-6" handed over by Uchiha Rei.

"Although I can't learn functions at this age, I should have no problem memorizing words. Come on, Xiaohua! My brother will teach you personally."

"Abandon, give up, abandon..."

Shirasaki Hana: "Ugh...Brother, the first word you read in the book told me to give up, so I think I should just listen to it! What the book says is absolutely correct."