Choose to be a scumbag in Conan

The two young ladies next to each other picked a bottle of champagne and opened it.

After Lin Yi drank two glasses, he let them go.

Chapter 11

There are many ancient literati and pranksters.

This show is not only reflected in their literary attainments, but also in their literary skills.

The current Xiaohuangwen is a continuation of the ancient Xiaohuangwen.

However, the ancient Xiaohuangwen is relatively obscure and has great requirements for the control of words, which is unmatched by the current authors, including the author.

Using vernacular literature to describe indescribable things is easy to attract the attention of mythical beasts, so I am not talented, and I have collected some "wonderful words" on the Internet for everyone to appreciate.

Ancient Yellow Poems:

Orchid musk deer fragrant on the gauze account, and Xiao was blown lightly by his eyebrows.

The snow-white jade body penetrated the curtain, and the soul could not help but fly.

A little cherry sip, two-handed catkins.

Cai Langqing moved the slave to know, and he didn't realize that the consonance was delicious.

or:

The buds are slightly broken, and the Great Chuangyuan has more than red;

Jade stems are strong, and suddenly they are not without half-timidity.

Some you may even have heard of:

The flower path has never been swept away by customers, and the Pengmen is now opened for you.

Of course, there are also very good sand sculpture netizens who have recreated some verses, such as:

My brother's shirt is still there, and the bed is spring and the grass is deep. When dry, the flowers splattered with tears, and I hated not to be alarmed.

And also:

It hurts to cry, old man, fainted,

Tips, running water, any clip,

Tinker, slit, skinny?

Inhale the sun, under the knees,

Heartbroken man, lick it again!

Finally, one more sentence:

The bright moonlight in front of the window, three pairs of shoes on the ground.

Sand sculpture netizens have never disappointed people. Their talents are really amazing. Unfortunately, they used the wrong place.

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After an enjoyable battle, a system message popped up.

[Congratulations to the host for completing a shared bed and getting a common treasure chest. 】

[Congratulations to the host for completing two birds with one stone and obtaining a silver treasure chest. 】

Two treasure chests were harvested, exactly the same as last night's harvest.

This made Lin Yi a little surprised. He was the No. 1 and No. 2 female last night. How could he get the same reward as the assisted dating girl?

This is not right.

Lin Yi was thinking hard when he suddenly patted his forehead and shouted:

"I don't understand, so I just ask the system. Why do you think for yourself?"

"Stupid, I'm so stupid."

After complaining about himself, Lin Yi immediately asked the system: What are the conditions for obtaining the treasure chest?

【Ding! Every time the host completes sharing a bed once, a normal treasure chest will be obtained. 】

[Whenever the host completes killing two birds with one stone, a silver treasure chest can be obtained. 】

[Whenever the host successfully captures a female character, he can get a golden treasure chest. 】

[Whenever the host successfully captures the relevant supporting actress, a diamond treasure chest will be obtained. 】

[Whenever the host captures the main female characters, you can get a white treasure chest]

[As for the special treasure chest, the acquisition conditions are excavated by the host. 】

"Do you want me to dig by myself?"

When Lin Yi saw the conditions for obtaining the special treasure chest, he immediately felt very curious.

As we all know, all good things come in a difficult way.

The way to obtain this special treasure chest still needs to be pondered and digged by oneself. Lin Yi dared to pack the ticket. There are definitely good things in the special treasure chest.

"This special condition, shouldn't it let me go to green people's house?"

Lin Yi suddenly thought of this possibility, he touched his chin and muttered, "According to the name of the system, it is not impossible... It's scumbag...but maybe it can meet the conditions."

"The method of obtaining the special treasure chest has not been announced yet, but it is absolutely inseparable from the word 'slag', and we will find out if we explore it slowly in the future."

"As for the other treasure chests, the way to get them is already clear..."

Lin Yi remembered his own ups and downs with Xiaolan and Yuanzi last night, and immediately understood: "It turns out that Papapa can only get the most basic reward by applauding for love, only by successfully attacking them and capturing their hearts, To get a better treasure chest."

"The way I got this treasure chest is exactly right for me." Lin Yi was overjoyed, and was quite happy with his decision: "If I choose to be a detective and commit a crime, I will definitely solve some bizarre cases, or It is to create some big events to get high-level treasure chests..."

"Fortunately, I was a scumbag back then..."

Lin Yi expressed his satisfaction.

"Okay, the next step is the much-anticipated opening of the box..."

Lin Yi couldn't help rubbing his hands, begging God to worship Buddha: "Heaven Lingling, Earth Lingling...Give me something good, don't ask for immortality, just give me a pair of eyes that can see through a woman's heart...Open! "