Blue and White Society

  Chapter 469 Laughing

   Surrounded by representatives from various countries and accompanied by scientific advisors, the aliens visited the space base of Tiannuo in Canada.

  Because the alien was still wearing the tattered clothes of the victim, Wallace put a robe on the alien when he went out.

   The alien looked at the gown and said blankly, "Your art is too bad."

  The representative of the Five Permanent Representatives twitched his mouth and gave the Canadian representative a hard look.

  The trademarks of more than 100 foreign businessmen are printed on the robes of that ceremony!

  The representative of Canada has a thick skin, and as if nothing happened, he asked people to release part of the video data of "Aliens Visiting Tiannuo Base".

   How effective is the advertising effect of aliens? How big is the heart of a capitalist.

   Fortunately, the aliens didn't mind.

   "I have seen your spaceship, I need a series of production line samples, and detailed data is also necessary..." Sister You kept making requests as she visited.

   "No problem!" This request, they agreed without hesitation.

   Soon, all the equipment they needed to build the spacecraft was ready, including the nano-production line of aerospace materials, unmanned intelligent assembly machines, energy reactors, and even a large number of data hard drives.

   Everyone watched the aliens circle around these machines, waiting for her to play.

Unexpectedly, the alien suddenly picked up the equipment of the nanometer production line. It is a most advanced 3D printer. It only needs to set up detailed data to print a high-precision part in nanometers. come out.

   This huge equipment weighs 2.5 tons, and it is impossible for humans to lift it, but at this moment, Sister You is holding it firmly.

"what!"

   "Wait a minute, isn't this double from Earth?"

   "By the way, I remember that it seems to have been transformed. This is completely beyond the physical limit of people on earth."

  Everyone felt that the aliens controlled the bodies of the earthlings more powerfully than the earthlings themselves.

  2.5 tons of things, lift it with bare hands!

   "Hoo!" Suddenly, the alien and the printer disappeared out of thin air.

   "She's gone? What happened?"

   "The jump has left!"

  The representatives of various countries are in a hurry, aren't they playing model airplanes? Everything is ready, why are people leaving?

   "Da!" Fortunately, it didn't take long for Sister You to appear on the scene again out of thin air, but the printer was gone.

  Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly asked, "Where did you go?"

   "Huh? I sent things to the Sirius galaxy. You don't think I use the fragile human body to build a spaceship with bare hands, do you? You are missing too many organs." Sister You said.

  Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, thinking that it was so.

  Indeed, the model airplane players are aliens, and they are just stand-ins in front of them.

  Aliens rubbing the spaceship with their hands does not mean that it can be done with the body of an earthling, as the physiological structure is different.

  The samples they provided will be sent to the alien body to be disassembled, and produced in the simplest way without any automated machines.

  At this moment, maybe the aliens are frantically dismantling the spaceship with eight hands at home.

   "That..." The Huaxia representative hesitated to speak.

   "Is there any problem?" Sister You wandered around after moving.

   "No, no, we just thought you could move away directly through the jump."

  Sister You said: "It's easy for me to send things here, but it's different when I send them back. The only transition point here is the things on my head."

   Said, pointing to the unicorn with black flames fluttering.

  Everyone was stunned. Thinking about it, the alien must have a powerful jumping device, and any large object can be sent here.

   But this side can only rely on the one-horn device installed on the stand-in to send the things back. It is probably because of this that they need to lift them up by themselves.

   "Uh..." Sister You snorted, and lifted the unmanned intelligent assembly machine again.

   This one is heavier, it weighs three tons! It could be seen that Sister You was flushed all over, her muscles jumped to the extreme, and she finally lifted her up.

  The moment she lifted it up, Sister You shouted in her mind: "Get up! Hurry up! Dead dog!"

  Grandpa Gou smiled, put on the earrings in an instant, and completed the fusion.

   "Boom!" The machine fell to the ground, and a researcher from the Lanbai Society immediately took it away for research.

  Looking at Lord Gou again, it is still Lord Gou, a young lady with red lips, white teeth and big eyes, Sunshine, standing there covered in sweat.

  Mo Poor knew that this was the fusion of Lord Gou and Sister You, male and female, tall and slender, with almost perfect facial features.

   Wearing Lord Gou's clothes inside, and Sister You's advertising robe outside.

   "Master Gou..." Mo Poor yelled.

  Unexpectedly, the guy frowned slightly and said, "I'm your elder sister You!"

   As he spoke, he took a puff of cigarette.

   "..." Mo Qiong couldn't help but smile.

  In terms of the personality in front of me, Sister You is the main personality, but subconsciously is Master Gou.

  The fusion of the two covers almost all the strengths of the two of them, but there are also covered places, that is the Valkyrie effect, because this body is essentially male.

  It’s not just a fusion body, you can still listen to the song of reversal...

   "Whew..." When the things arrived, 'Brother You' decisively took off the earrings, and Sister You and Master Gou appeared on the spot wearing their respective clothes.

  Sister You glared at Master Gou, waved the smoke and said, "Send me there."

   Mo Poor pushed, and Sister You reappeared in Tiannuo Base.

   Just like this again and again, Sister You moved all the equipment prepared there.

  In order to carry it, Sister You directly threw the poor element on the table.

  Scientists came forward to make trouble, but Sister You didn't care.

   "Well, this poor... can we study it?" Huaxia representative asked.

   "Whatever you want, I'll see you off." Sister You said casually.

  The representative of Huaxia was overjoyed, and as long as he was happy, the aliens would throw some melons and dates, and they would post it too!

   Immediately, countless scientists brought high-precision instruments to test it. The more they studied, the more they were surprised. This poor element will lead to revolutionary progress in their materials!

   "Eh? Disassemble this instrument for me to play with, too." Sister You came back after delivering the goods and saw the sophisticated experimental instrument, and threw another poor element directly.

   "Take it!"

  Why are the representatives of various countries unwilling? Aliens give whatever they want, and whatever they fancy, just move it away.

  They can’t wait to make the entire industrial chain of the earth belong to aliens. Those things can still be made without them, but the poor elements are truly monopolized by aliens.

   Now that the aliens are starting to spread poverty, the representatives of various countries are beginning to figure out how to divide it.

   "These production chains are all from our country, and we want 50%!" said the representative of Canada.

   "Impossible! Our country can compensate you, and you have not finished using aliens to advertise! It is likely to lead to serious diplomatic accidents... For this reason, all human beings are taking risks!" The representative of France said angrily.

  They quarreled for a long time, and finally looked at the Huaxia representative, who saw the Huaxia representative warmly saying: "In my opinion, let's do it according to the per capita of each country! This is the wealth of all mankind, and it must be distributed according to the proportion of the population."

   "Fake..." Several countries cursed secretly.

Here we go again, it was the same when dividing the territory of the moon, because Huaxia developed the moon alone, according to international law, the moon is the common wealth of all mankind, so after the war, under pressure, Huaxia discussed the territory of the moon with everyone at the global council issues to negotiate.

  Under the general principle of joint development, Huaxia proposed: The wealth of all mankind should naturally be distributed according to the proportion of the population of each country.

  So, China occupies one-sixth of the sovereignty of the moon...

   Now again!

But there is no way, people are superpowers, and they are very reasonable. In desperation, the countries agreed. The big deal is that some rich countries will use money at that time, and then use the poor elements from some poor countries that have obtained poor elements. buy it!

   "Again!" a representative complained.

   "Okay, who will make China the most developed country." A representative said.

  The representative of Huaxia heard it and said seriously: "Please don't distort the position of other countries, we are still a developing country."

   "???" The countries were speechless.

   "Is it too much? As the world's largest economy and the largest military power, it has one-sixth of the sovereignty of the moon, or is it developing?"

   Huaxia representative said: "Of course, our per capita happiness index is not high, at most it is in the advanced stage of a developing country."

  Representatives from various countries have scalp numbness, advanced stage of developing countries? Thank you for being able to speak!

   On the other side, with all the materials available, there are still objects available for research and dismantling. The Lanbai Society quickly figured out the way, and the technology is advancing rapidly.

  Aerospace is a comprehensive field of science and technology, including chemistry, materials science, physics, dynamics, communication technology, computer technology and so on.

  Those means of production involve all aspects. It can be said that if you understand those things, you have mastered most of the technologies of this era.

   Among them, the nano production line is much more advanced than them, and it is directly the peak industrial production method.

   Only need to put in the raw materials, the molecular arrangement can be changed at the nanometer level, and then made into various basic materials such as iron plates and steel ingots.

  Afterwards, these basic materials can be processed and printed into desired products.

  The entire industrial chain is completed by one machine, which completely changes the old production method.

   "Great! Great!" Dean Canaan was extremely excited.

  Mo Poor smiled and said, "What else do you want?"

  Dean Canaan said: "These should not be top-notch. Really cutting-edge technical materials may not be put into engineering. It would be great if we could get their most advanced scientific theories."

   "Is this important?" Mo Poor asked.

Dean Canaan said: "It's not very important, I just want it. After all, their scientific research strength is much higher than ours. Let's put it this way, we also design an alloy because of the poor elements. But they, but It can be easily applied to various fields, and dozens of alloys can be designed."

  Mo Poor also frowned: "This is difficult, there is no reason for playing model airplanes, right?"

   It's normal for aliens to ask for antiques, but it's ridiculous to ask for cutting-edge theoretical and technical materials that they haven't put into engineering. Why do aliens want those things? Broaden your knowledge?

  People get ‘poor’ and can design countless usages. This is their scientific research strength. In their eyes, aliens should be able to design more usages of poor elements.

   "Forget it, these are enough." Dean Canan said.

   "Forget what? I have a solution!" Lord Gou laughed.

   I saw that Master Gou quickly said something to Sister You through his mental power.

  At this time, Sister You had finished moving the machine, and was sitting there drinking tea.

  Representatives from various countries came together and asked, "How do you feel?"

  Sister You said: "I'm looking at your information."

   "Uh, dual-purpose?" A scientist wondered, because Sister You was obviously drinking tea.

Sister You looked at him strangely, and saw that both hands were on the table, poking into the wooden table, 'Heineken Beer' was drawn on the left hand, and 'Mobil Energy' was drawn on the right. The two logos had very different styles. Draw separately, and the progress is synchronized.

   "Isn't this a very simple thing?"

  The advisory group lamented that they deserved to be aliens.

  People's intelligence level is higher than theirs, their brains are more advanced, and multitasking is extremely simple.

  While playing model airplanes, you can control the avatar at the same time, and you can also 'draw a circle with your left hand and draw a square with your right hand'.

   "What else do you need?" the representative asked.

   After asking, the alien suddenly froze.

   "Huh? What's wrong with you?"

  Sister You hasn't responded yet.

  Just as everyone was stupefied, Sister You suddenly laughed out loud as if she had come to her senses.

  Representatives from various countries looked at each other, puzzled, and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

  Sister You looked as if she had discovered something interesting, and shouted, "Tell me about Newton's three laws of yours!"

  A physicist recited it seriously.

  Just after memorizing the first law, Sister You said as if she had heard some joke: "The isolated particle remains stationary or moves in a straight line at a uniform speed? Hahahahaha!"

   "..." The scientists were stunned, is this funny?

  The physicist continued to recite, and Sister You was like a person watching a hilarious comedy, leaning back and forth.

   "What's wrong with this?"

   "Low laugh?"

   "No... Newton's three laws are funny?"

  The scientists were really dumbfounded, no one laughed, and even the representatives of various countries didn't know how to go along with such a weird joke.

   Is it no wonder aliens don't understand Earth's art? This joke is too weird, right?

   "Hahahaha, seriously...hahaha..." Sister You laughed so crazy.

  Suddenly, a professor of the advisory group whispered; "I understand! It may be cultural differences, and our theories may be full of mistakes and omissions, so that our technological theories are full of jokes in the eyes of aliens!"

  Representatives from various countries were taken aback for a moment, and then they were also ecstatic: "Quick! Bring all the technical information! Our scientific theory is still useful! It is not worthless!"

   As he spoke, everyone laughed wildly with the alien: "Hahaha...uh hahaha..."

   "Hehehehe..."

   "Isolated particles remain at rest or move in a straight line with uniform velocity... um, ah ha ha ha..."

  Everyone laughed along with us... It was really funny as we talked.

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   p.s: Sorry. This chapter is four thousand words.

  (end of this chapter)