Black-bellied Movie Emperor’s Clever Wife

The ladder classroom, as the name implies, is the front row to the back row. The first order is higher than the first order. The students sitting in the back row will not be blocked by the students in the front row. Due to the special structural design and material selection, when standing on the podium to teach, The sounds spreading around the front, back, left, and right in the classroom are as clear as the opera house.

When He went in, the inside was full of people, the voice was full, and it was more lively than the vegetable market. Both men and women, and girls accounted for a majority, she quietly walked onto the podium, too young and beautiful appearance, not only did not make people quiet Down, it made a group of boys excited like blood of chicken.

This kind of creature, a college boy, either struggles in the exam and exam, or plays dota, or ... chases the school girl, chases the goddess, chases all female creatures.

Suddenly, there are also coaxers, whistleists and teasers.

"Beautiful sister, you are in the wrong place."

"Little Sister, we have a seat here."

"Which department is sister, come to brother, I will protect you."

Jing Sa heard these and couldn't stop laughing. He smiled coldly and didn't speak. He wrote his name directly in the center of the blackboard.

The headline "Female Self Defense" on the blackboard was suffixed with the teacher's name. After she finished writing, the exact same name silenced the noisy sound in the classroom instantly.

The boys were dumbfounded. They all came to join in the excitement. They wanted to see what the special police female instructor looked like. Some joked that they must be a female Li Kui. I never thought that the instructor would be so clever. goddess.

The girls were even more shocked. The instructor looked more delicate than them. Is it definitely the instructor? Definitely the SWAT team? Are you sure it wasn't the school's trust?

Amidst the questioning sounds, the demeanor calmed down, motioned for Jing Sa to turn off the lights, and then pressed the remote control in his hand. The huge white screen fell slowly, the projector turned on, and the PPT she made was projected. Teaching is not difficult for her. When she was in college, she often helped professors prepare lessons and also had the experience of giving lectures to new students.

The simple PPT, with many words and few words, a clear theme, vivid and interesting, her voice is a little cold, but the words are round and round, as beautiful as the trickling spring water, and refreshing.

Starting with who should be the most vigilant, it was very detailed, and the girls under the stage nodded.

"Be worried about trailing people, drunk people, people who suddenly come out of corners, and acquaintances who have always been mischievous about you, because investigations show that at least 60% of sexual crimes are committed by acquaintances, and black cars are the most Do n’t sit down. If you have to sit down, be sure to keep in touch with your friends at any time. The six gods or anti-wolf sprays are always in the bag. When you are shot, you must be quick and accurate. "

Soon, there was less doubt, and there was no other movement except her voice.

When it comes to how to avoid encountering dangerous situations, the girls listen very seriously.

When she grew up in the United States, she was very vomiting when teaching, and serious things with a little laugh can reduce boring by half.

"Try not to place an order. If you work overtime too late, just let a colleague who lives close to give it away. If you send it as a boyfriend, you will earn!"

The second half of the sentence caused the girls to cover their mouths and laugh.

Sieg, who was sitting in the front row, raised his hand and said, "Now, instructor, what if you are unfortunately caught in a dangerous environment? How do you fight back when you encounter a gangster?"

She is most concerned about how to retreat the enemy.

He turned on the light, and the light disappeared from the PPT on the white screen. "First, you need to find a way to let the gangster relax your vigilance, and then you must be willing to take a hard hand. Second, you must be quick. , In one fell swoop, the last thing is to hurry up and run to the crowd, and call for help while running. Oh, yes, do n’t pity him because he is so handsome. "

"Ha ha ha ha ..." The girls laughed again.

"Do you have to escape?" Some little girls are so strong that they feel cheaper to escape.

Lu Xuan Xun Xun said: "A woman who has not practiced martial arts and has a normal physique is fighting with the gangsters in an upright manner. The chance of winning is too small."

Someone deflated: "Isn't that woman's self-defense very bad?"

"No, the female self-defense technique emphasizes" ruthlessness "and" poison ", and pays attention to" one move against the enemy ". Using the unguarded mentality of the gangster to carry out the raid, he temporarily loses his ability to move, so he can escape, and escape is the key to protection . "

A boy roared, "Instructor, you might as well demonstrate it yourself."

"Yes, but I need opponents!"

The boys in the back row quickly raised their hands, "Me, I can!"

Some positive, spontaneously ran up, "Instructor, our sports department."

The sports department specializes in macho men and handsome guys. It is a department that fills the complex emotions of boys in other departments. Sunshine, justice, and shaping the angelic side of the boys in the sports department. Overbearing, fights, and horizontal swordsmanship are the devil's side.

However, regardless of the angel or the devil, the girls on the university campus will think of the boys in the sports department when they mention the sports department. When they mention the boys in the sports department, they will only think of the handsome guy.

The four boys who came up deservedly belonged to the Department of Physical Education. They were tall and sturdy, and Kong Wu was powerful. The ridiculous size was like a skylark.

The girls secretly squeezed the sweat for the scare. This physique is too ridiculous, it does n’t matter.

The female teacher sitting in the corner also had a bit of a panic. This course is to deal with the face-saving project of the Education Bureau. It aims to strengthen the self-protection awareness of girls. There is no need to come true. Just wanted to stop it. Jing Sa laughed at the edge: "Relax, In front of her, they are four chicks. "

It ’s exaggerated to use the chicken analogy, at most four pieces of tender tofu.

He looked indifferent and calm. He picked one of the strongest and let him attack at will. The named boy rubbed his hands, and his excited face turned red.

Her feet stood back and forth, stooped and stood sideways, with her fists in front of her and facing the coming person. The fist is the most important attacking weapon of human beings and the most flexible. In the offensive and defensive fighting, the power is also the biggest, waiting for someone to pounce When she came over, she stretched her fist and attacked her face in a straight line. Li Fengneng flew her face, and Bai Nenneng's fist stopped on the bone of his nose for a moment.

He screamed and took a step back. Her other fist immediately hit his abdomen and jaw with a fist from below.

The frivolous end of the young was an instant kill, and there was no chance to fight back. She closed her fist and calmed herself.

The girls were dumbfounded, and Ziegger was most excited, sitting in the front row clapping hard and applauding.

The first boy was a little dissatisfied and reached out to attack. His backhand attacked his lower jaw with his palm. His pain came out, and he ran away in distress.

Zuan Xuan ordered another boy, and the other party learned the lessons of the former and jumped into the posture.

"Trained Taekwondo?"

"Instructor, your vision is so good, I have practiced for many years."

The whispered "Oh", which was written lightly, attacked instantly, with a split fist, from top to bottom, with the outer back or fingers of the fist to attack the face, and whip fist, from left to right to attack the opponent's head, This so-called boy who has been practicing Taekwondo for many years was directly laid down.

At this time, the girls' eyes were all round, and they stood up involuntarily.

Then, with the golden cut fingers, gold shovel fingers, hooks, single fingers, two fingers, and double clips, which were changed by her fingers, the third boy pounced on the vital parts such as the eyes, throat, and armpits. All stopped, he was still running back and forth on the podium, causing all the girls to laugh, and a few boys throbbed their feet in the back.

When it was the last boy's turn, Limiao demonstrated the skills of attacking with palms and claws.

"This is the counter-attack skill when pressed by a gangster, punching the bridge of the nose with the palm root, ranging from nosebleed to heavy bleeding, and it can cause fainting. In martial arts, this is called the face-to-face palm! After the face-to-face palm is in place, the five fingers that are spread out are fingernails The veneer is tightly grasped, called the face-to-face paste, also called the face-washing cannon, and the eyelid is broken, the tears can't stop, the eye can't be opened, and the eye hurts the eye. Although it is not fatal, it is easy to use, and the gangster loses the ability to use violence at once , You can escape in time. "

The boy retreated back and forth after being attacked by her. When there was no way back, he could only cover his face against the wall and shouted in a panic: "Instructor, I lost, don't fight!"

He was standing still, calm and calm.

"I emphasize once again that self-defense is not a sports game. Don't aim at completely knocking down your opponent. It is the most important thing to make the gangster lose his temporary ability to move. Then quickly escape from the scene, go to the police, and call for help!"

When the words fell, there was no sound in the classroom, and it took a while for loud applause to erupt.

"It's amazing, it's a Valkyrie!"

"Instructor, you are a woman's pride!"

They didn't question again, and stood up one by one to ask Xu Zhen.

A girl wearing glasses asked timidly: "Instructor, I have poor sports and poor physical strength. Can you use what I said?"

"Self-defense is easy to say, but it's actually very difficult to do, because you need to hurt your opponent, you must have a certain striking force, if you have no power to restrain the chicken, no matter how powerful the trick is, it's useless even if it's powerful. It does n’t necessarily have the courage to make it out. So, if you have the opportunity, you can participate in some martial arts training, such as Sanda, Taekwondo, which is very suitable for young people, especially Sanda, the best use of self-defense, but also improve physical and psychological quality Keep your head calm and stay in danger. "

This is a bit of cold water. She demonstrates all the tricks to defeat the enemy. The battle must be ended under one blow. Therefore, the timing, concealment, and the speed of attack are particularly emphasized. It is difficult to achieve the effect without training. .

"What should I do?"

Miao said patiently: "There are also many types of self-defense techniques. If you find it difficult, then I will teach you how to kick the testicles scientifically ..."

"Huh?" Many girls didn't respond at first.

The boys' faces are all green.

"Kick ... Kick the test ..." A round-faced girl in the corner blushed and was too ashamed to say any more.

The girl at the back asked curiously: "The first time I heard that kicking eggs is also about science."

"Naturally we need to talk about science and attack blindly. It will only prevent the gangsters from being guarded and make them more dangerous!"

"Instructor, then you say quickly, what is the scientific method of kicking the testicles?" This cool and unobtrusive expression, who can have anyone other than Sieg? She was looking at the sacred face with excitement, her eyes full of admiration and worship.

"First of all, you must kick the testicles ..." As the words began, many girls blushed.

"Instructor, let's just talk about it."

He smiled and corrected: "First of all, you must kick the egg instead of *, because there are many nerve endings on the egg, and the egg is an external growth organ, and the pain will be hundreds of times that of the *, followed by attack Eggs have to kick from the bottom up, it is best to bend your knees and push up, first because it is faster than kicking, and secondly because it is more powerful, one knee down ... "She sneered, the demon head The mode of automatically turned on and glanced at all the boys, "You will never feel the pain of a man's broken egg."

All the boys uniformly clamped their legs with white faces, sweating like rain.

"I don't know if anyone wants to come up ..."

The boys quickly shook their heads, who dare to go up, is this not looking for smoking?

The two-hour class ended quickly. When the girls were out of the classroom, they were doing tricks to teach them how to teach. The boys regretted it, and they also had blue faces and white faces. .

Outside, the boys leaned against the wall and wiped the sweat on their heads. The deepest impression of this class was-cherish life and stay away from women.

When the students were gone, Jing Sao walked to the podium with a cane and looked at the **** thoughtfully.

She was a little dazed by her, "What's wrong?"

"Lord, have you changed?"

She laughed: "Nonsense, you hurt your leg, not your brain."

"Really, become lively!"

"Is there?" She didn't feel it at all.

Jing Sao nodded violently, "Yes, it would take a few months before you would not teach students so happily."

Originally, she was still very worried, she was too indifferent, afraid she would run off the students.

"Maybe I slept better recently."

He slept well and was in a particularly good mood, naturally lively.

Jing Sa suddenly thought of Kangxi. There were a lot of scandals of Kangxi and Kangxi in the bureau, but she didn't take it seriously. Now ... the male **** is so powerful, it is only a few days that he has corrected his temper.

She squeezed her eyes ambiguously, "Sleep well? What a good way? Let's listen." After lying in the hospital for a few days, the news was blocked, and she seriously suspected that she missed important information.

Xu thought that her brain must have broken, and she couldn't understand a word.

"Leave!" Too lazy to lie to her, "Go to the principal's office!"

Just about to leave, a dark figure flew over and frightened the two of them.

With a closer look, Ziegger rushed over and knelt on one knee, his small face unusually clenched fists: "Master, please be apprentice!"

皛 皛: "..."

How did she forget that this little demon still exists.

－－－－－－ Digression －－－－－－－

The last few chapters will be very calm, but every chapter I have will be useful in the future.

The self-defense technique taught by the Queen Mother also hopes to be useful to everyone. (Society is really insecure now!)

The second dog brother is a gentle woman, really! Don't lie to you!