Beauty and the Bodyguard

"Our heroine tonight, the school beauty Miss Chu Mengyao, has arrived. Let's ask our hero to light up the fireworks of love for her!" Gao Xiaofu got a large street vendor's vegetable basket from somewhere. He held the trumpet like a master of ceremonies and shouted.

Chu Mengyao frowned. This was the most annoying thing to her. Zhong Pinliang would often come up with some messy and fantastic ideas to put into action, such as writing blood letters and the like. Chu Mengyao was speechless. How could this person compare to Xiao Shu returns two?

Moreover, he is the true second, and Xiao Shu is the false second.

When Feng Xiaoxiao passed by Lin Yi, he pretended to be casual and hung a firecracker lying on the ground directly on Lin Yi's pants, and then turned around to do other things without making any pause.

"Ha..." Lin Yi smiled slightly. So this little girl had this idea. She wanted to blow herself up with firecrackers? Are you thinking too much? However, Lin Yi did not expose her immediately, pretending not to notice, and still paying attention to Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu.

Feng Xiaoxiao's heartbeat was also pounding. After all, Lin Yi was different from ordinary people. What if he found out? Although the playground is crowded and noisy now, Lin Yi's alertness is not low!

However, after Feng Xiaoxiao hung up the firecrackers behind Lin Yi's butt, he didn't see any special reaction from him. He breathed a sigh of relief and thought that Lin Yi was probably paying attention to Chu Mengyao. and Chen Yushu, ignoring other things around them.

Zhong Pinliang was about to light the fireworks on the tree. Feng Xiaoxiao also quietly took a lighter and hid not far behind Lin Yi. After a while, when Zhong Pinliang lit the fireworks, she would also quickly light the firecrackers on Lin Yi...

In this way, it will be pretended that Zhong Pinliang's fireworks were too intense and blew up half of the firecrackers here. If Lin Yi wants to blame, he can only blame God and his poor position, and he can't blame anyone else. .

"Boom -" Zhong Pinliang lit the fireworks. This fireworks was also specially made by him from the manufacturer. After it takes off, it will form the five characters "Yao Yao I love you". Although this seemingly simple fireworks, it took Zhong Pinliang to It cost me a lot of money to customize it.

At the same time, Feng Xiaoxiao also used a lighter to light the firecracker behind Lin Yi's butt, then turned around proudly and wanted to hide away...

"Haha -" Lin Yi smiled slightly, quickly untied the firecracker from his body, then hung it behind Feng Xiaoxiao's butt, and then tied a knot.

However, the tragedy is that Feng Xiaoxiao just ran a little further and didn't even notice that Lin Yi had put a firecracker on his butt. It wasn't until he ran a few steps that he realized that something seemed to be dragged behind him. After hitting his own leg, Feng Xiaoxiao turned his head in confusion, but when he saw it, he screamed: "Ah——"

Feng Xiaoxiao is going crazy! Aren't the firecrackers hung on Lin Yi? Why did it run into him? He raised his head and looked in the direction of Lin Yi, only to see Lin Yi nodding to him with a wicked smile.

Feng Xiaoxiao wanted to untie the firecrackers hanging behind him, but found that Lin Yi, a bad guy, had tied a knot in his neck and couldn't untie it at all!

Seeing that the fuse was about to burn out, Feng Xiaoxiao was really anxious. He couldn't drag his pants in front of the whole school, right? How embarrassing that is!

Just when Feng Xiaoxiao was hesitating, the fuse had burned out and the firecrackers began to explode with "crackling". Feng Xiaoxiao was so frightened that he quickly ran towards Zhong Pinliang, shouting as he ran: "Help! Water!" , is there any water?”

Zhong Pinliang was proud of his masterpiece. He was preparing to shock the whole audience when the words "Yao Yao I love you" appeared in the sky, but he suddenly heard Feng Xiaoxiao's cry for help!

"Huh?!" Zhong Pinliang's eyes widened and he looked at the firecrackers burning and exploding behind Feng Xiaoxiao's butt in disbelief! Wasn't she hanging on Lin Yi? Why did it end up on her own body?

After Feng Xiaoxiao hung up the firecrackers, she gave herself a sign to tell herself that she could execute the plan as planned, and then she lit the fireworks. Why did the firecrackers change positions in the blink of an eye?

"Sister Xiaoxiao, what are you..." Zhong Pinliang looked at Feng Xiaoxiao doubtfully and asked.

"Stop talking so much, quickly find me water and put out the firecrackers!" Feng Xiaoxiao was so anxious that he had no time to explain to Zhong Pinliang? Now the firecrackers have blown up my pants, and they are about to blow up my butt...

"Water...water..." Zhong Pinliang looked around, but there was no water around here. When I planted trees before, I took a few buckets of water for irrigation, but all of it was poured into the soil...

When Zhong Pinliang was hesitating, the firecrackers had quickly exploded on Feng Xiaoxiao's butt, directly burning several holes in her butt. Feng Xiaoxiao was about to cry. She could no longer care about her image and fell to the ground and rolled over. After a few rounds, the firecrackers were finally put out, but the fabric of the pants behind the buttocks was beyond recognition and was painful from the explosion!

Feng Xiaoxiao believed that even her underwear must have been exposed, so she didn't even dare to stand up. Her eyes were filled with grievances and she wanted to cry! But I gritted my teeth and still didn't cry!

I am Feng Xiaoxiao, I can’t cry! I don't need sympathy and pity from others. My crying is just a sign of cowardice! Feng Xiaoxiao took a deep breath, sat on the ground and said to Zhong Pinliang: "Take off your shirt and give it to me!"

"Ah? My shirt?" Zhong Pinliang was stunned.

"Hurry up! Don't waste time!" Feng Xiaoxiao frowned.

"Okay... okay..." Zhong Pinliang can't afford to offend Feng Xiaoxiao. No matter her background or herself, Zhong Pinliang can't offend her. Now that Feng Xiaoxiao has spoken, Zhong Pinliang can only take off his shirt and hand it over. Give Feng a smile.

Feng Xiaoxiao took Zhong Pinliang's shirt and quickly wrapped it around his waist. Then he stood up and walked out of the crowd, heading towards the school entrance...

Feng Xiaoxiao couldn't help but feel so uncomfortable. He obviously wanted Lin Yi to make a fool of himself, but he ended up making a fool of himself! Although I didn't notice whether the onlookers were laughing at me, I was certain that I had become the laughing stock!

My butt was blown open by firecrackers, and I am a girl. This is as embarrassing as it is!

"Lin Yi! I'm going to eat you!" Feng Xiaoxiao was going crazy. Sitting in his car, he gritted his teeth angrily. He mistook the steering wheel for Lin Yi and smashed it hard before he managed to calm down...

However, after the fire was extinguished, bursts of burning pain came from my butt! She didn't pay attention before, but now that she has reacted, Feng Xiaoxiao was in so much pain that she didn't dare to sit down, so she started the car with her butt half stuck out. She wanted to go home and rest quickly...