Be The Main God From Naruto

When Naruto Uzumaki said his wish, Orochimaru's expression became strange.

He couldn't help confirming it again: "Make a love potion to make Haruno Sakura fall in love with you?"

Naruto looked a little embarrassed, but nodded fiercely.

Now he has been recognized by the vast majority of Konoha residents, and the idea of ​​becoming Hokage has gradually faded a lot.

On the other hand, the obsession is even more profound.

Haruno Sakura...

Asking for nothing, the most painful.

Before a terrifying future becomes a reality, Naruto wants to realize his only dream right now.

Orochimaru's snake-like scarlet tongue licked the corners of his lips, and smiled horribly: "The little girl from the Hyuga family is actually quite a good person."

Jirai has also read the prophecy book, which means that the storyline of "Naruto" is no longer a secret in Sannin.

Objectively speaking, among the many female characters in the prophecy book, Orochimaru admires Hinata Hinata the most.

That purity, that stubbornness, that tenacity...

It is like a beautiful and delicate blood-stained rose under the setting sun.

As for the protagonist Haruno Sakura...

Although the prophecy book takes her as the main point of view, and there are many beautifications, but Orochimaru has always been indifferent to this kind of person who pursues love.

Hot and strong feelings are often not long-lasting.

In many timeless and classic love stories, the ending of love is a kind of artistic beautification.

In real love, the end of the story is not the death of love.

Lovers trapped outside fairy tales often exhaust all their passion and curiosity in their ordinary life, and that little sweetness at the beginning has become a truckload of problems.

The scientist Orochimaru, who does not believe in love, believes that love is just a false proposition, and it is the effect of pheromones.

So in his mind, Hinata Hinata > Haruno Sakura.

Naruto does not agree with Orochimaru's point of view.

He felt that the comic "Naruto" was not some **** prophecy at all, but a complete hoax.

Naruto couldn't help but spit out an old groove: "Hina is completely different from what was written in the prophecy, she is so scary!"

Thinking of Hinata's meaningful eyes when he looked at himself and Sasuke, Naruto shivered.

He thought it was his own illusion at first, so he bought a set of Hinata's work "The Land of Fire" and watched it at home.

The story that Sakura and Yamanaka Ino had to tell; Tsunade and mute's h book; Mizukage Terumi Mei and Shiro; Niang Hua's Sasuke and Naruto...

After reading three volumes, Naruto felt stupid and limited his imagination.

He had never seen such a deviant yet magnificent and artistic work.

However, when I think of the plot of myself and Sasuke after they become mothers in the plot, I can't help but feel a sense of fear for this soft and weak girl Hinata.

In addition, Naruto rarely went to the Hokage office to ask Tsunade about things.

He vaguely remembered that when Hinata's comic was published, it seemed that Tsunade's appreciation and permission had been obtained.

"Since you've made up your mind, I won't advise you any more. However, have you told Sasuke about this?" Orochimaru teased.

"Of course!"

Naruto nodded and said indignantly: "Sasuke's only ideal right now is to revive the Uchiha family, and he doesn't have any feelings for Sakura... Damn it! This **** tail of the crane doesn't even look down on Sakura!"

Simple-minded idiots who are carefree in most situations.

He never thought that if Sasuke really fell in love with Sakura and fell in love with each other, he would have to sing "I Don't Have That Kind of Destiny".

Orochimaru nodded slightly: "Yes. But you have to promise me to study the basics of physics, chemistry, biology, and genetics courses seriously."

Hearing this, Naruto felt a headache.

But he still bit the bullet, gritted his teeth, and agreed: "Okay! If I do what I say, it's my Uzumaki Naruto's forbearance! Uncle Snake, please help me make something that will make Xiao Ying fall in love with me immediately. Medicine!"

Orochimaru pouted, and the aura of Xueba opened, and said contemptuously: "I'm a scientist, not a wizard, and I don't have such things as love potions."

"Ah! You lied to me again!"

Naruto exploded.

Orochimaru took out an oval gray ball with a blank face: "This is the [Subconscious Distortion Device] I developed based on the principle of a virtual reality game helmet."

While entering various data into the gray ball, he explained: "I have synthesized the brain waves of mandarin ducks, voles, swans, male anglerfish, and albatrosses, so that they are loyal to the subconscious qualities of love and merge with your various information. "

After saying this, Orochimaru threw the subconscious distortion instrument to Naruto and explained: "As long as you crush this thing in front of Haruno Sakura, she will fall in love with you without hesitation."

"Oh oh oh! Great! Uncle Snake Saigao!"

Naruto Uzumaki took the small oval gray ball and ran out as if flying.

Orochimaru bowed his head and sat down at his desk to write a letter.

After writing the research report for a while, he muttered to himself, "As long as something like the Subconscious Distortion Instrument is not used on a guy with a dual personality like me, there will be no problems."

Poor Orochimaru, although I have seen Haruno Sakura's version of "Naruto", the main point of view is very subtle, and it beautifies Sakura a lot. Naturally, there is no mention of Sakura's dual personality...

...

"Hi! Sakura!"

Naruto patted the girl he admired from behind and crushed the gray oval ball.

An invisible wave was derived and penetrated into the depths of Haruno Sakura's consciousness.

This kind of fluctuation, encountered Sakura's dual personality, immediately had an unpredictable metaphysical reaction.

They are constantly self-replicating, derivation, spreading...

"Naruto! I love you! You marry me!"

It wasn't Sakura who said this, but a passer-by aunt.

When the aunt's husband heard this, his anger instantly filled with anger, and he kicked her away.

He took Naruto's hand and said in a frenzied tone, "Go away, Naruto is mine!"

This sentence is like an invisible button. In the blink of an eye, people in the streets will turn their eager eyes to Naruto.

"Naruto, don't run, come to my house for dinner..."

"Go away! Naruto is mine!"

"You bastards, don't rob me!"

Sakura, who was the real target, didn't react at the moment.

She grabbed Naruto's wrist and quickly fled the scene with him.

Unfortunately, the spread of this "Uzumaki Naruto infectious disease" is even faster than their movement.

Wherever he went, a group of mad people rushed towards Naruto.

Whether these people know him or not...

"You idiot, what did you just do!"

Naruto, who was sluggish, was scolded by Sakura and finally woke up from the trance.

He pulled Sakura and ran all the way towards the Science and Technology Research Building.