Be The Main God From Naruto

The scene was very embarrassing.

Neither Kakashi nor Gaara are hypocritical people. Now that the mission has been exposed, they will no longer hide it.

They both simply agreed to form a temporary team.

The unsuspecting Naruto saw that someone shared the task, and it was too late to be happy. Where would he suspect anything?

He didn't even look at the task name, just clicked to confirm.

Women's Art Exhibition...

After seeing these mission requirements, Naruto turned blue.

Although he created seduction techniques and harem techniques, in his mind, these two are offensive ninjutsu, specially used to defeat opponents, not some kind of illusion to tempt others!

Especially letting other men fall under their charms...

For some reason, Naruto's mind flashed the scene where he lost his first kiss when he was divided into classes, and he felt a chill in his heart.

"Ugh! It's over!"

Naruto dashed into the elevator, Gaara and Kakashi looked at each other and followed silently.

When the two caught up with Naruto, he obviously told Orochimaru what had just happened.

"Hehehe..."

Leng Jun let out an uncomfortable laugh, his broken golden snake eyes stared at Naruto and waved his hand: "Come on, I'll tell you a story."

Orochimaru has just completed a new study on the subject of brain waves, and he is in a very happy mood at the moment, otherwise, with his character, even if he has a good relationship with Naruto, he would not waste time like this.

He was half lying on the sofa without an image and told the story softly.

Not only Naruto, but also Kakashi and Gaara listened to the story with bated breath.

[A daimyo said to a wandering ninja, I give you two choices. 】

[The first one is to give you 500,000 taels every day for 30 consecutive days. 】

[The second one is for 30 consecutive days, giving you 0.01 taels on the first day and 0.02 taels on the second day...]

[Before he finished speaking, the wandering warrior interrupted him and replied: I choose the second one! 】

【After 30 days...】

[Young people got 4.65 taels]

Hearing this, Naruto laughed: "This ninja is so stupid! If it were me, I would definitely choose the first one!"

Orochimaru covered his face with an expression he couldn't bear to look directly at.

Fortunately, there were two good listeners nearby.

Gaara seemed to realize something and asked, "This story tells us not to interrupt others casually?"

Kakashi nodded in agreement.

He thinks that the wandering ninja in the story may think that the silver taels he gets are doubled every day, but it is only an increase of 0.01 every day.

Orochimaru shook his head and sighed.

He felt that he and the ninjas had less and less in common.

However, as a scientist, he still has a beginning and an end in what he says and does.

Just calming down a little, Orochimaru's eyes fell on Gaara and Kakashi, and he gave the answer in a subtle tone: "This story shows... the brain is a good thing."

"Even if the young man's second choice is to double his silver in two days for 30 days, he will only get 10,737,418.23 taels in the end, and if he chooses the first one, he will eventually get 15 million taels."

Is the brain a good thing?

Naruto shouted: "What! I don't understand at all!"

Originally, I came here for comfort, but I didn't expect to hear Orochimaru tell an inexplicable story.

"Well, it doesn't matter if you don't understand. If you encounter similar problems in the future, remember to ask me first, and don't make an impulsive decision."

Orochimaru is still very concerned about Naruto, an excellent experimental subject... Cough, excellent assistant, if the other party dies tragically in a certain mission due to intermittent intellectual disability, it will not be worth the loss.

"Now, let me briefly talk about those tasks."

"Start with **** and collect admirers and lovers."

Orochimaru looked at the three people on the opposite side with a half-smile, he felt that this was a good research topic.

After reading the stories of so many endless planes exchanged by Jiraiya and wasting reward points, Orochimaru vaguely found some commonalities:

Ugly-looking characters, no matter how powerful and original intentions they have, will have a tragic ending in the end.

The villain who wants to destroy the world must ultimately fail to achieve his goal.

The strongest power in the Zodiac Realm does not seem to be immortal Chakra, not divine power, not magic power, but a power called "love".

Orochimaru felt that it was the moment of drowsiness that someone brought a pillow.

The shared mission of Naruto, Gaara and Kakashi is just a good starting point.

"What kind of women do you like?" Orochimaru asked meaningfully.

Personality, appearance, specialties, hobbies...

These are the questions to be asked next.

If you want to complete a task, it is not enough to fight directly or act with inspiration. You must have a perfect plan.

...

When Kakashi was running wildly on the wrong path in his life, his old classmate and old comrade Uchiha Obito was engaged in some extremely dangerous activity.

After reading the forbidden art scroll in his hand, Obito took a deep breath: "This is the art of reincarnation? The modified version of Orochimaru seems to be more effective than the original version, and can retain most of the resurrected ones. strength……"

As one of the controllers behind the current Akatsuki organization, Obito naturally also got a gift from Orochimaru for peace.

The handprint of the reincarnation of the dirty earth: Snake's revision is hugely different from the original version. Obito closed his eyes, recalled for a moment, and began to slowly and seriously form the fingerprint.

Zi-Ugly-Ren-Kwai-Yin.

Then, he slammed his hand into the floating dirt in front of him.

The pitch-black network of inscriptions was instantly imprinted on the ground, and a grayish-white mist filled the air.

The fog cleared.

A man with a cold temperament appeared.

He was wearing a black combat uniform, a black tunic, and red iron armor.

Behind him is the flame fan that the Uchiha family has passed down from generation to generation.

Although the shape is a bit strange, this flame fan has an extraordinary origin!

It is made from the branches of the divine tree, it is extremely hard, and even has the special ability to bounce back attacks.

With this "magic weapon", you can bounce the opponent's ninjutsu back to the opponent. It can be said that you have a fan in your hand.

"Uchiha Madara."

Obito's gaze fell on the flame fan, and the crimson pupils under the orange-yellow vortex mask shrank slightly.

The advantages and disadvantages of the reincarnation of the dirty earth: the snake revision are equally obvious, and they are all written on the scroll of forbidden books.

The resurrected can retain most of their combat power, but also have no sense of taste and smell, lose their creativity, cannot sleep, cannot experience all positive emotions, and can only accumulate negative feelings, which is equivalent to a corpse that can move freely.

It was fine at the beginning, but as time went by, the characters of the resurrected would become more and more irritable and weird.

There is no way to solve this shortcoming...