At the beginning, the Tianshi Sword was stolen, and the poor man used the backhand grenade method

Chapter 164: Maverick Head: I’m always bored at work (5,000-word chapter! Please subscribe! Please v

Taoist priest Xuanfa and others first came to this dilapidated factory building to find the acupuncture points in the place of extreme yin and evil.

In fact, they just came to try it out at first.

In fact, they are not very sure about this folk method of attracting ghosts.

After all, no one can tell whether the folk secrets are true or false.

After the first four-corner game method failed, they actually felt hopeless.

I feel that if the first method fails, the second method will probably fail as well.

but……

Never expected that!

The second method really works!

This buddy named Li Hai was immediately attracted.

Among them, the most excited person was Taoist Master Xuan Shen who was slapped on the shoulder.

Others would be frightened to death if they were suddenly tapped on the shoulder by a ghost in a dark, unfamiliar situation, and in a place with a strong yin energy.

But Taoist Master Xuan Shen was extremely excited.

coming!

finally come!

Taoist Priest Xuan Shen turned around and grabbed Li Hai, the fierce ghost, by the neck and lifted him into the air.

At the same time, the four great masters all felt the presence of the evil spirit, and the four of them chanted the Golden Light Divine Mantra at the same time.

The dazzling golden light of the dragon and tiger instantly penetrated the body.

The originally dull and dilapidated factory building was illuminated by the golden light of the Taoist priests.

Li Hai watched as he was pinched and then surrounded by four yellow-robed Taoist priests from Longhu Mountain.

He was so stupid.

Li Hai: Oh, fuck! What the hell is this? What the hell did I see today... Oh no, what the hell... Damn it! Where do so many Taoist priests come from?

And he’s not just any Taoist priest, he’s a Taoist priest who can recite the Golden Light Mantra!

Judging from the level of cultivation of the Golden Light Curse, you must have come down from Longhu Mountain, right?

Longhushan Gaogong?

You four masters from Longhu Mountain don't go do some serious work and come here to play psychic games?

Do fishing law enforcement officials eat fried cakes?

Li Hai was so numb.

He never thought in his life that one day he would be fished for.

Li Hai wanted to run away, but the key point was that he really couldn't run away!

Four golden dragon, tiger and yellow robed Taoist priests are surrounding you, how can you run away?

Especially the old man in yellow robe who just patted the shoulder. He didn't ask any questions and had already pinched the ghost's neck with one hand.

He hung Li Hai's whole ghost into the air and strangled him to death.

Li Hai: "Wait... ahem... wait! Taoist priest, do we really have any grudges? Are you going to kill me when we meet?"

Li Hai: Brothers, who knows? I didn't do anything bad, I was attracted by the psychic game.

Have a look!

I'll just come over and take a look!

I don’t mean to harm anyone!

He even said throughout the whole process: I am Li Hai!

These four words will lead to death?

Don't sin until death!

The judge of the underworld will have to examine your crime before sending you to the eighteenth level of hell.

If the evil ghost kills you, he still has to give you a chance to say his last words.

These old men in yellow robes don’t even give them a chance to speak?

Taoist Priest Xuan Shen was indeed a little excited.

It’s been four rounds of the Four Corners game.

It was not easy to summon a ghost, and it was on his side.

Xuan Shen Dao Chang worked hard and almost squeezed the ghost to death with a little more force.

Seeing that Taoist Master Xuan Shen was going to crush Li Hai to death without even interrogating him.

The other three Taoist priests reacted and quickly came over to start a fight.

"Junior Brother Xuan Shen! Wait! Wait! This ghost doesn't seem to have any debt! It's wrong. It's wrong. Don't kill him!"

"Junior Brother Xuan Shen, don't be impulsive! This guy is not a fierce ghost!"

"Junior brother, we know you are excited, put it down first!"

The three Taoist priests hurriedly pulled Taoist Master Xuanshen, fearing that he would directly kill Li Hai.

Only then did Xuan Shen realize that he was anxious.

He opened his Dharma Eyes and looked at Li Hai in front of him.

Above the head, the name "Le Hai" is in green.

There is really no shady debt, and there are even many shady virtues.

Taoist Priest Xuan Shen: Damn it! I almost killed the wrong one, you should have told me if it wasn't a bad ghost!

He quickly put Li Hai down.

Li Hai's soul was almost crushed to death by Taoist Master Xuan Shen within a second.

Taoist Master Xuan Shen put him down so that he could take a breath.

Li Hai: Damn... I wanted to tell you earlier. Have you given me a chance to speak?

Lao Deng! Damn you!

Taoist Master Xuan Shen said: "Fu Sheng Boundless Heavenly Lord, that... ghost layman, I'm very sorry. It was the poor Taoist who got excited and thought you were just a ghost. He almost executed you on the spot. Are you okay?"

Li Hai's eyes were filled with resentment as he stared at Taoist Master Xuan Shen.

fine?

I was almost strangled to death by you!

You, the dragon-tiger-yellow-robed one, are the top cultivators in the world, you don’t know what to expect, do you?

Even if you know it's not a bad ghost, you still want to strangle him to death.

Li Hai felt resentful in his heart, but he didn't dare to express it.

If he had placed it somewhere else, he would have been filled with resentment and turned into a ghost on the spot.

But here, he didn't dare. He was holding back his resentment and his dissatisfaction.

Dare you turn into a ghost in front of four yellow-robed Taoist priests?

Would you like to try one?

The four Taoist priests are worried about what to do!

You can try the business on the spot with the evil ghost transformed into a evil spirit.

Li Hai forced a smile and said: "No, it's okay, Taoist Master, I have never harmed anyone. I am a good ghost, but I just can't find a way to reincarnate in the underworld."

Then, Li Hai talked about his own experience.

He was an orphan and grew up in an orphanage.

When I grew up, I didn’t have enough education, so I couldn’t find a good job, so I could only hang out on the fringes of society.

Not having a good time.

However, hemp ropes only break at the thinnest points, and bad luck only seeks out the miserable!

Li Hai was diagnosed with cancer a few years ago and died soon.

He has no friends around him. He has been working hard outside all these years without a house or a car.

As the saying goes: How dare you enter the prosperous world if you are poor, how dare you mislead a beautiful woman with the breeze in your sleeves.

So I don’t dare to talk about my girlfriend.

To use Li Hai's self-deprecating words, if you don't have money, don't deceive other girls' feelings.

These days, you can deceive other girls, but you can't deceive other people's parents.

With no money, no house, no background, do you want your daughter to suffer along with you?

So he didn't have a partner these years, so he asked Li Hai to save money.

A deposit of two hundred thousand,

It's all his savings.

But with these savings, after Li Hai was diagnosed with cancer, he had no intention of sending the money to the hospital to buy his own life.

Because he felt that a person like him had no one to see and no one around him.

What is the difference between living one more day and living one less day?

So he donated all his life savings to the welfare home the day after he was diagnosed with cancer.

The last spark of life is returned to the place where it lit up your life in the first place.

After donating all his savings.

Li Hai chose the cheapest way to commit suicide and even did something good in the end.

He hanged himself,

Before hanging himself, Li Hai called the police and left a suicide note, asking the hospital to remove the organs that were still usable from his body and donate them to those in need after his death.

after death,

Sure enough, the police and the hospital arrived at the scene quickly.

At first, the police and the hospital wanted to save Li Hai.

But it was too late, the man was already dead.

The hospital and the police had no choice but to comply with the deceased's last wish and remove the usable organs from his body and donate them.

Although Li Hai is a cancer patient, in the middle stage of cancer, there are still many organs that can be used by the patient.

Moreover, he called the police in advance before his death, and the police and the hospital came in time.

It didn't last more than four hours, and the organs were still alive.

Lehi’s incident was even reported on TV news after his death!

A sensation!

But no one knows that after his death,

Li Hai's soul wanders aimlessly in the mortal world.

He originally thought that after his death, Black and White Wuchang would come to pick him up.

But I don't know how long I've been floating, and I haven't seen any ghosts in black and white or the underworld.

Li Hai wanted to be reincarnated, but he couldn't.

He can only stay in the underworld.

The reason why I was attracted by the psychic skills of the four Taoist priests.

This is because when the four-corner game is played correctly, it will release a special aura that attracts ghosts.

Li Hai was attracted by this special aura.

When he first saw this aura, he thought he had found a large army of ghosts.

Who would have thought that he would meet a yellow-robed Taoist priest from Longhu Mountain?

Now he looked at four Taoist priests surrounding him.

Li Hai shrank his head.

I won't be here today, right?

Li Hai cowered and squatted on the ground, not daring to breathe out.

After all, his identity is now that of a ghost.

These yellow-robed Taoist priests are here to catch ghosts.

Wouldn't these Taoist priests kill him?

However, Le Hai was wrong.

After listening to his story, Taoist Master Xuan Shen stood in awe.

He saluted Li Hai directly.

"Heavenly Lord of Infinite Blessings, layman is merciful! Layman Li Hai, you are so righteous! I apologize to you for my behavior just now!"

This Li Hai is a good man!

He was an orphan since he was a child. His childhood was miserable, and his life was not good when he grew up. It can be said that he had a bad fate.

Not to mention being diagnosed with cancer at such a young age.

If another person encounters this kind of life, and is filled with negative energy, he may have an emotional breakdown before death, and he will drag a few people with him to support him!

But what did Lehi do?

No joy or sorrow, no complaints or complaints, very calm.

Always have an optimistic attitude.

Even before he died, he did something of great merit.

It means donating your own body organs.

I don’t know how many people have been saved!

The world kissed me with pain, but I responded with songs!

Righteousness!

What a great merit!

Under normal circumstances, after a person dies, if he does not report to the underworld immediately, every additional day he stays in the earthly world will add one more day of yin debt to himself.

These debts will be settled after you arrive in the underworld.

If you stay in the world for one more day, you will have to suffer for one more year in the underworld!

This is also the severe punishment imposed by the underworld on the evil ghosts who dare to stay in the earth!

No wonder Li Hai stayed in the world for so long after his death. He didn't have any debts, but he still had a lot of virtues above his head.

He accumulated too much evil virtue during his lifetime.

I'm afraid that even if I stay in the earthly world for another year, I will still have a lot of negative virtues left!

This is the welfare of good people!

Li Hai obviously didn't expect that the Taoist priest who was so fierce just now would apologize to him now.

He was flattered and said quickly: "Taoist Master, this...how can you bear this?"

Taoist Master Xuan Shen said: "The layman is righteous, just now it was a poor Taoist who was not good, it should be!"

"However, it is not good for layman Li Hai to stay in the earth for a long time. How about I send you to the underworld?"

After Taoist Master Xuan Shen learned about Li Hai's story, he immediately respected him extremely.

Such a good person should be blessed!

When Li Hai heard this, he realized that there was such a good thing.

This Longhushan Taoist priest was actually willing to help him report to the underworld!

Li Hai was immediately overjoyed.

He quickly said: "Of course that's good! To tell you the truth, fellow Taoist priests, no one picked me up after I died, and I didn't know how to report to the underworld, so I was forced to stay in this world, wandering outside every day. , the sun made me feel uncomfortable all over, I wanted to leave a long time ago, thank you so much, Taoist Priest!"

Before death, people miss the earthly world.

Because there are many things in the world that cannot be left behind.

But for Li Hai, he had no relatives and no nostalgia.

Coupled with the fact that he has no body, his soul state is extremely afraid of the sun.

The sun's rays hit his skin, making Li Hai uncomfortable.

He had long wanted to moisten it.

I heard that there is no sun in the underworld and it is very comfortable.

He wanted to run to the underworld quickly.

But no matter how much I wanted to go, I couldn't.

Now it's okay, Taoist Master Longhushan went to help, and Li Hai was very grateful immediately.

Then, Taoist Master Xuan Shen personally drew an extradition talisman.

"The Supreme Lord's decree is to transcend your lonely soul; all ghosts and ghosts are blessed by the four lives; those with heads are transcended, and those without heads are alive; kill with spears and swords, dive into water and hang on ropes; die openly and secretly, die unjustly;

Enemy of creditors, son of a man; Kneeling in front of my stage, gossip shines; I will leave you and be reborn in another place; I am a man and a woman, I have to take responsibility for myself; whether rich or poor, it is up to you to call me; I will wait for everyone, and I will be reborn in a hurry; I will be reborn in a hurry. Just wait for everyone to be born in a hurry! ! "

The extradition symbol is drawn,

Taoist Master Xuan Shen nodded directly to Li Hai.

Li Hai understood and instantly turned into a gray shadow and escaped into the extradition talisman.

Then, Taoist Master Xuan Shen sent the extradition talisman underground and into the Nine Netherworld.

Li Hai was sent to the underworld.

After sending Li Hai away, Taoist Master Xuan Shen thought for a moment.

I thought Li Hai was such a good guy, and I almost pinched him to death just now.

Somewhat embarrassed.

Immediately, he began to write a love letter with his own hands.

"Today there is a ghost of great merit and virtue who is staying in the world of heaven. His surname is Li Hai. He was not blessed during his lifetime. He accumulated good deeds before his death. He rescued the poor and did good deeds and accumulated good deeds. After his death, there are no ghosts in the underworld to seduce him. He suspects that local ghost messengers have neglected their duties. Li Hai is not guilty of staying here. The ghost If it's bad, expect a heavy sentence.

Pindao guarantees that Li Hai will be prosperous and wealthy in his next life, with many children and blessings, a hundred years of life, peace and no worries!

To Lu You, the equal king of the nine palaces of the underworld!

The red-robed Mysterious God in charge of the Jade Emperor Palace in Longhu Mountain submitted a letter! "

This love letter was written by Taoist Priest Xuan Shen to Lu You, King of Ping Ping of the Ninth Hall of Hell, one of the Ten Halls of Hell.

Taoist Master Xuan Shen has been catching ghosts for many years and has a good relationship with King Yama of the Nine Palaces.

If the evil ghosts captured by Taoist Master Xuan Shen over the years are sent to the underworld, more will be allocated to the Nine Halls, which has added a lot of achievements to King Ping Ping.

The red-robed Taoist Priest of Longhu Mountain has three quotas allocated by the underworld every year.

Each quota can guarantee that a good ghost in the world will live a better life in the next life after he goes to the underworld and is reincarnated.

This year, one of the quotas for Taoist Master Xuan Shen was given to Li Hai.

He felt that this kid Li Hai was really miserable in his life.

The luck came home.

This guy is really nice.

Such a good person was almost strangled to death by someone just now because he didn't care.

So Taoist Priest Xuan Shen also wrote this love letter to Li Hai.

It can be guaranteed that Li Hai will go directly to the ninth hall where King Ping Lu You of the underworld is located, and face the King of Ping directly.

This life will be judged by the King of Equality himself.

If Li Hai is indeed fine, he can jump in line and be reincarnated quickly, avoiding the process of suffering in the underworld.

After all, ghosts who stay in the human world must be punished first when they arrive in the underworld.

This is the discipline of the underworld.

Not even if you have yin virtue.

If you have yin virtue, you will at most suffer some punishment.

But with the love letter written by Taoist Master Xuan Shen, there is no need for it.

This can be regarded as a gift from Taoist Master Xuan Shen to apologize to Li Hai.

Moreover, Taoist Priest Xuan Shen also said this in his petition.

No one extradited Le Hai after his death, and he also hoped that King Ping would strictly investigate the ghost messengers who were responsible for extraditing the dead souls in the area where Le Hai was alive.

If you neglect your duties, you should be severely punished!

At this moment, Li Hai was taken all the way to the underworld by the extradition talisman.

He felt dazed along the way.

When I opened my eyes again, I was already in the underworld.

A calf-head frowned, staring at Li Hai who suddenly appeared here.

Calf Head: "Ghost?"

Li Hai: "Yeah."

Looking at the bull's head, Li Hai was still very scared.

After all, this is the real underworld!

The one in front of me is probably the bull head in the legendary bull head and horse face!

Li Hai did not dare to be presumptuous.

Standing still, waiting for Niu Tou's instructions.

The calf's brows were furrowed, and he felt troubled when he saw Li Hai suddenly appeared.

This guy...

Where did it come from?

He is not included in this batch of extradited evil spirits!

What the hell!

There are ghosts in the underworld, right?

Xiao Niutou: "Your name is Zhang Meidu?"

Li Hai shook his head: "No..."

Xiao Niutou: "Your name is Wang Tianfang?"

Li Hai continued to shake his head: "No, no, no!"

Li Hai looked at nothing and just shook his head.

The calf's head became angry.

"Then what the hell is your name?"

Li Hai: "My name is Li Hai, from Zixiang City."

Maverick Head: "Li Hai? Zixiang City? When did you die?"

"September 10, 23."

Maverick Head: "You've been dead for 11 days before reporting to the underworld? You told me earlier that you were stranded in the human world! If you're stranded in the human world, go to the next team. Go through the mountain of swords first, and then come here and queue up after being punished!"

The calf's head cursed,

Why didn't you tell me earlier that you were stranded in the earthly world? I've been checking here for a long time, and it turns out that you died long ago!

The calf's head became more and more angry as he thought about it. He raised his hand to use the ghost whip and wanted to give it to Li Hai.

However, in the next second,

In the sky above the underworld, a golden book appeared directly out of thin air and fell into Li Hai's hands.

Li Hai looked at the golden book that suddenly appeared in his hand, and he was confused.

What's this?

The calf's head looked at the golden book.

The cow is stupid.

Because there are three words [Chen Qing Liao] on the cover of this golden book!

There is also the seal of [Longhu Mountain] printed below!

Taoist Master Xuan Shen?

Longhu Mountain Red Robe!

The calf head suddenly took a breath of cold air.

"Hiss, hiss..."

It quickly put down the whip it had just raised, and instantly put on a flattering expression.

"What's that? Brother, I spoke a little too loudly just now. I'm sorry. You have the golden letter of love from Taoist Master Longhu Hongpao. You should take it out earlier! Come on, I will take you to the ninth hall!"

The calf head was also convinced.

Damn, I’m always bored at work.

Yelling at a bunch of evil ghosts every day.

Someone jumps in line and lands in the air, so I can check it out for a long time.

Just say how come you were airborne? You were extradited directly by Taoist Master Longhushan.

And there is also Chen Qing Jin Shu.

If you have this thing, wouldn't you take it out earlier?

Do you have to let me perform a face change?

Even though people are dead, you still pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger?

The calf head is really convinced!

I was really bored at work! !

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