American TV series World Rescue

California.

Pasadena.

A bar near Zhang Wei's apartment.

"I happen to know some sign language."

Audrey smiled.

Lu Ziqiao's face suddenly froze, and his mind was spinning, thinking of filling the loopholes. His plan to pick up girls could not be backed down!

"Hello, my name is Audrey! Nice to meet you!"

Audrey greeted in standard sign language.

"He doesn't understand sign language..."

Seeing the exposure, Lu Ziqiao showed an expression of shame and remorse: "He was ashamed to use his own hands. Not only were they small, but they also looked like women's hands."

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes, and calmly started gesturing in sign language under Lu Ziqiao's surprised gaze.

"What? You, you have overcome the hand problem?"

Lu Ziqiao is such an old man, he followed the trend with another set of rhetoric, and then sighed to Audrey: "They all say that time is the best healing medicine, and it is true!"

Audrey ignored Lu Ziqiao and just looked at Zhang Wei with a smile, and Zhang Wei started gesticulating in sign language again.

This time Lu Ziqiao understood the meaning of the phone call, and when he saw Zhang Wei taking out a pen and paper and handing it to Audrey, he immediately looked at Zhang Wei with admiration, and the look he looked at Zhang Wei was full of a confidant.

"Remember to call me!"

Audrey wrote the number on the note, said it, gave Zhang Wei a small look, stood up and left.

"Not bad! Zhang Wei!"

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's shoulder heavily and praised: "I thought you were Lese before in the toilet, but I didn't expect you were hiding it! By the way, how do you know sign language?"

"I……"

"No need to say anything, I get it!"

Lu Ziqiao interrupted Zhang Wei and fell into his own logic: "I must have learned it on my own to pick up girls. Well done~! Give me a round of applause!"

"no!"

Zhang Wei said speechlessly: "I'm not that bored. I have lived in an orphanage since I was a child. Among my friends are deaf-mute people, so I can learn sign language naturally."

"Must be a deaf-mute beauty, right?"

Lu Ziqiao winked again.

Zhang Wei twitched the corner of his mouth and said angrily: "Yes, she often pretends to be a big man with chest hair!"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao trembled all over, shook her head violently, drove these eye-catching scenes out of her mind, and said with a smile: "None of these are important. You can cooperate with me to complete a hunt without knowing it, which shows that you are very talented. , I am very optimistic about you, and I have decided to accept your fate as my love rescue partner tonight."

"I didn't cooperate with you!"

Zhang Wei said truthfully: "The number Audrey gave you just now was a fake number!"

"What?"

Lu Ziqiao picked up the note and read it, then dialed the number on it. The result was that the number was empty. He grinned, nodded and smiled: "Great job! This is the first time I made a mistake! It seems that you just signed No, I'm Edward, nice to meet you, my brother is a good man, should you leave him your phone number?"

"of course not!"

Zhang Wei complained: "I am not Edward at all, and you are not my brother! I mean, he is lying to you, just give him a fake number!"

"Wow! I can't believe it!"

Lu Ziqiao murmured.

"So, I can't be your loving rescue partner, and I have to leave. Goodbye."

Zhang Wei stood up and prepared to leave.

"You are the one!"

Lu Ziqiao pulled Zhang Wei back to his seat, put his arm around Zhang Wei's shoulders and smiled: "Now I believe even more that you are my long-awaited wingman! You are very talented! Tonight's loving rescue partner is you. !”

"I don't……"

"Don't refuse! Listen to me first!"

Lu Ziqiao interrupted Zhang Wei again and said to herself: "Did you see the beauties over there at the bar? I've already investigated and they are all from the nearby nursing school.

Wait a minute, I pretend to have a heart attack, you ask them to give me artificial respiration, then change places, you pretend to have a heart attack, I ask for help! Tonight will be legendary, wait for it, dary, legendary! A legendary night! "

"I won't do it! This is too obscene!"

Zhang Wei shook his head repeatedly.

"Isn't that a shameful person?"

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and encouraged: "Believe me, this is just the beginning of a legend. I have hundreds of different tricks for picking up girls, and I am still innovating. As long as you become my wingman, you will definitely enjoy it very much. Yes, not everyone can catch my eye and have such a good opportunity!"

"Thank you for your appreciation! But I really can't do it!"

Zhang Wei shook his head and refused.

"A man can't say no, aren't you a man?"

Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei provocatively.

"of course!"

Zhang Wei holds his head high, no man will show weakness in this regard!

"That's okay!"

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's shoulder again: "Brother, as a human being, you should do whatever you want and have fun at any time! Don't be bound by the world. This is not our other shore, and it is not the women on the other shore that we are harming. These ocean horses might still think you are Where is the tool man!

So if you think about it a little bit, this is a man’s paradise! Otherwise, why do you think so many people like to watch European and American movies? Isn’t it because they are open-minded enough? "

"I'm a very traditional person! Foreigners don't suit me!"

Zhang Wei still shook his head: "And not every foreign woman is like that, there are also good women!"

"Hahaha!"

Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei seriously, and then burst into laughter.

"what's so funny?"

Zhang Wei was laughed at for no apparent reason.

"You have such a high opinion of foreign women, don't you think you have a crush on someone else?"

Lu Ziqiao smiled and said: "Brother, let me remind you, don't take it seriously, otherwise your head will not be able to bear the Hulunbuir Prairie! Forget it, waiter, give my brother a cup of green mood! You're welcome, I'll buy this cup, You taste it first.”

"You are too extreme!"

Zhang Wei stood up and said, "I still have something to do, so I'll leave first!"

"do not!"

Lu Ziqiao grabbed Zhang Wei and said with a smile: "I was joking with you just now! We are all destined to meet on the other side of the ocean. It's all fate!"

"I'm really busy! I've been very busy recently!"

Zhang Wei had no choice but to sit back again.

"What are you busy with? You've already come to the bar, what else can you do?"

Lu Ziqiao didn't believe it: "Playing with your brothers all night, what else can delay you? If something really happens, you can ask the nurse over there to give you a leave request!"

"I'm getting married soon, and I've been planning the wedding lately!"

Zhang Wei said seriously.

"Then write a terminally ill leave request..."

Lu Ziqiao said subconsciously, then reacted and exclaimed: "What? Are you getting married?"

"Yes! Three months later, on November 11th, I will get married at the Crowne Plaza Hotel. You are welcome to come and celebrate."

Zhang Wei smiled and took out the red bomb from his pocket, oh, no, a red wedding invitation.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Ziqiao did not answer Zhang Wei's red bomb, and shouted with pity: "Didn't I tell you that the second rule of a happy life is to never think about marriage before you are thirty years old? How old are you? Not only did you consider it, Are you getting married soon?"

"I'm 24, so I'm not too young. Besides, I didn't take the initiative. In fact, I was also surprised."

Zhang Wei said this with a confused and proud look.

"what's the situation?"

Lu Ziqiao's interest increased greatly.

"The thing is like this..."

Zhang Wei told everything about him and Harley from beginning to end.

"You can do it!"

Lu Ziqiao took the red invitation that Zhang Wei had handed over before, opened it, and saw that Hallie was really a ferocious beautiful girl. She immediately exclaimed: "This is okay! You are not just lucky, you are lucky. You are lucky. You are lucky." !”

"I still feel a little unreal."

Zhang Wei smiled and said: "I think I just came from an orphanage, not a certain orphanage. I actually have the illusion that I am the protagonist."

"This is normal."

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei hard and sighed: "Reality is often much heavier than the plots of those idol dramas, and more fantasy than many fantasy plots. You are a typical example! Your fiancée is definitely so popular hot……"

As he said that, Lu Ziqiao stretched out his hand to draw a horizontal line in front of his eyes, and then it dropped a lot: "The average woman is at this level, and my record is at this level."

As he said that, he gestured at the upper position between the two horizontal lines: "You have made a lot of money, not to mention that you are still the one who was proposed to. Your fiancée is really a strange woman!"

"Hehehe."

Zhang Wei's vanity was greatly satisfied, and he could only giggle.

"Seeing how ferocious and magical your fiancée is, you will be my brother from now on!"

Lu Ziqiao solemnly said: "From now on, we will share blessings and hardships. In this foreign land on the other side of the ocean, we will take care of each other and write legendary stories together, so that all the ocean horses here will know the names of you and me as brothers!"

"Thanks for the compliment, eh."

Zhang Wei was polite at first, and then felt that Lu Ziqiao's words were a bit strange, as if he had heard them somewhere.

In the next three months, due to Lu Ziqiao's initiative, Zhang Wei soon regarded him as a good friend. To be honest, most men didn't have much disgust with Lu Ziqiao, especially when Lu Ziqiao was always pulling him to meet interesting beauties. When it comes to interesting routines, even Zhang Wei, who is honest and about to get married, is no exception.

It's not that Zhang Wei has any ideas, but this kind of behavior itself can satisfy the genetic nature of every man's subconscious. It's good to have an eye addiction!

Benny, that damn fat guy, was quickly replaced by Lu Ziqiao and became Zhang Wei's best man because he was more cunning than Zhang Wei.

Benny wasn't angry either, because after playing with Lu Ziqiao a few times, he had long since fallen for Lu Ziqiao's astonishing skills in picking up girls. Of course there is no objection!

It’s so realistic!

It's that bar again.

“Let’s discuss Zhang Wei’s ultimate bachelor’s night party!”

Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei seriously: "Zhang Wei, did Harley give you any prohibition? Where can you touch, and where can't touch or be touched? Demonstrate it on Benny!"

"I've said it before, I'm a very traditional person! So the foreigner's single night routine doesn't suit me!"

Zhang Wei shook his head.

"It's because of respect for tradition!"

Lu Ziqiao ignored him and said nonsense: "A wedding without a bachelor's night is destined to be an incomplete wedding, and it is also destined to be an unhappy wedding. I bet that your significant other is also preparing for her bachelor's night party~"

“I’d love to go to that party!”

Benny gave a lewd expression.

"Who isn't!"

Lu Ziqiao slapped Benny on the back of the head and woke him up. He looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle and murmured: "The legendary man who ranks first among the idols I admire most once attended the bride's version of the bachelor's night party. , that party is still spread in the hearts of all those who know it, and we will always admire it..."

"Are you sure? Who told you that? Penny?"

Zhang Wei didn't pay attention to Lu Ziqiao's habitual convulsions, and asked with some worry: "Penny or Shahida is organizing a bridal bachelor's night party for Hallie?"

Since Lu Ziqiao became Zhang Wei's best man, Harry and the others have naturally met Lu Ziqiao, and Penny and Lu Ziqiao are old acquaintances. They all have a common elder, Barney Stinson!

Barney Stinson is Penny's uncle and the best friend of Penny's father, Ted. Barney is also the second-largest legendary existence that Lu Ziqiao admires, and he is Lu Ziqiao's godfather!

That’s right!

Lu Ziqiao's English name Barney was taken from Barney Stinson, and his various tricks for picking up girls were also learned from Barney Stinson!

With this relationship, Lu Ziqiao easily blended into everyone's small circle.

When Zhang Wei heard what Lu Ziqiao said, he instinctively thought that Lu Ziqiao had gotten the news from the bridesmaid Penny. Even though Shahida was Harley's best friend and first bridesmaid, Penny was also a bridesmaid, and she was very good at it. Playing as a bridesmaid, how can Zhang Wei not panic and his head swinging wildly!

"Don't worry, with Shahida here, even if Halle holds a bridal bachelor's night party, there will never be anything that makes you uneasy."

Lu Ziqiao comforted her, and then said with a lewd smile: "Of course even if she does, with me as the best best man, I will never let you suffer!"

"..."

Zhang Wei couldn't laugh or cry.

“So, let’s talk about the ultimate bachelor’s night party!”

Lu Ziqiao clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Every Western-style man has a traditional event on his bachelor night, so what about the dancer! I have already arranged the location and made a call. I am a VIP customer, so I can get you a 25% discount!"

Quick Q\u0026A. Can I accept prosthetic limbs? Before you say no, I must remind you that there is a mysterious gift~"

"Hey hey hey, what kind of gift?"

Benny gave a lewd smile.

"Hey hey hey."

Lu Ziqiao smiled back, and then the smile faded: "I want to go. It's a mysterious gift. It should be mysterious. You can't even imagine the mystery until the last moment! That's what's interesting! Zhang Wei, look forward to it, I know , you like mystery the most!"

"no!"

Zhang Wei shook his head and said: "Owen specifically reminded me that there are no dancers allowed!"

"ok, ok."

Lu Ziqiao smiled and said: "If there is no such thing as a dancer, then there won't be one!"

"Why are you winking?"

Zhang Wei said speechlessly: "I'm serious! We can't have those kind of dancers!"

"Understood, understood!"

Lu Ziqiao agreed and blinked her right eye again, making Zhang Wei very helpless.