American fame and fortune

Macy's Department Store, Union Square, San Francisco.

Martin sat at the autograph table, signed a DVD handed over by a fan, and said with a smile: "Thank you for your support."

The afternoon signing time is approaching, and the queue is much smaller.

There was a tall, fat, white man who came to the end of the line with a commemorative Blu-ray disc.

When Martin looked up again, he saw Musk at the end of the team and wondered what this guy was doing.

Musk was soon in line. He handed the CD to Martin and asked, "Old friends, want to take a group photo?"

After Martin signed, there was no one else behind him, so he simply stood up and stood with Musk.

The latter held the CD in one hand and turned on the camera on his mobile phone with the other hand, handed it to Bruce, and did not forget to tell him: "Make me look handsome and make Martin look ugly."

"Listen to him," Martin said.

No matter how you shoot him, he is more handsome than Musk.

After taking the photo, Musk took his phone back and said, "Wait for me."

He used this photo to tweet first.

Regardless of other things, Martin, the new Oscar-winning actor, is very popular right now, so let’s ride on the popularity first.

In order to promote Tesla, Musk racked his brains.

Martin saw him finish his work and asked, "You came here just to take a photo with me, right?"

Musk said: "I heard that you came to San Francisco to promote the DVD, so I made a special trip to invite you to have dinner with me."

He took a look at Martin, a man worth billions of dollars, who could ignore that? Especially those who have climbed up from the bottom: "How about it, do you have time tonight?"

Martin moved his wrists, which were sore from signing too many signatures, and said, "Let's go."

The two left Macy's and got into a Tesla driven by Musk, headed straight to the San Francisco Bay Area and entered a restaurant near the bay.

The dinner was sumptuous. Martin is from Hollywood, and Musk is deeply involved in Hollywood. The topic always revolved around Hollywood.

After chatting for a long time, Musk reiterated his old words: "Did you forget what I told you about Amber Heard last time? Isn't that too much of a friend?"

Martin tit-for-tat: "Where are the beauties in the Silicon Valley technology circle you mentioned?"

Unexpectedly, Musk was already prepared. He took out a photo and pushed it to Martin: "I am always particular about my life and work, so I prepared three candidates for you at one time."

Martin took the photo, which showed three women with long golden brown hair, and couldn't help but frown.

Because the three women all look older.

Martin thought to himself, this is clearly Mene's dish. Did Musk, the bastard, make a mistake?

"These three are biological sisters." Musk introduced: "Susan Wojcicki, Janet Wojcicki and Anne Wojcicki."

Martin sent the photo back: "Man, I thought your beauty was on the same level as mine, but the result is disastrous. Is this the beauty you call me?"

Musk pressed the photo: "You can listen to what I have to say first and then judge whether they are beauties or not, okay?"

Martin made a sign of invitation.

Musk introduced: "Susan Wojcicki, the 16th Google employee, is now the head of Google's advertising business. It is said that she is likely to take over the position of YouTube CEO. At that time, Larry Page and Sher When Guy Brin started his business, he rented her garage."

He pointed to the second oldest woman: "Janet Wojcicki, PhD in Anthropology and Master of Epidemiology from the University of California, a respected female professor who holds many patents and has a lot of money. 100 million."

"And this one." Musk pointed his hand at the youngest woman: "Anne Wojcicki, the third of three sisters, the founder of a DNA identification company, her net worth is richer than you and me combined. , she is Sergey Brin’s wife.”

After hearing these words, Martin looked at the photos again and found that the three ladies... were indeed kind of pretty.

These three candidates were carefully selected by Musk with purpose. He said: "They are all married..."

"Wait!" Martin interrupted the bastard: "Elon, what do you mean?"

Musk laughed: "I've heard some rumors from Hollywood. Isn't this your type?"

This kind of rumors often circulate in Hollywood, and Martin has actually heard about it. But of course he has to retort clearly to such slander: "Do you think this is possible? Does it fit with my aesthetics?"

Musk thinks the latter sentence may be true, but he doesn't believe anything in the former sentence.

Who doesn’t have a Hollywood girlfriend or wife?

Who doesn’t know all the shit that goes on in Hollywood circles? What's going on with Jolie and Aniston? How did Charlize Theron's scandal spread with you?

There are even rumors in the modeling circle that supermodels take the initiative to invite Martin to their pre-wedding bachelor parties.

Are these all fake?

Martin shook his head: "You are insincere."

Musk loosened his tie and began to speak seriously: "Depp and you are mortal enemies. If you find a way to get me close to Amber, it means that I helped you get your mortal enemy's wife, right?"

Martin looked at him and said: "If you want to do something shameless, don't get me to raise the banner of justice."

Musk’s shameless remarks are far from over: “Look, I helped you, in exchange, should you also help me?”

Martin said: "The purpose of finding these three people is not simple."

"How can it be innocent?" Musk said directly: "How can there be an innocent relationship between men and women?"

Martin thought of the identities and net worth of these three people: "Stop talking nonsense, what do you want to get from them through me?"

Musk said: "As far as I know, the three of them are all your fans, and they are the kind who like you very much... Well, Tesla is preparing to raise funds to expand its shares, and I want to bring people from Google into the game. They are The best breakthrough!"

He seemed ready to sacrifice himself: "Martin, the two of us will go together when the time comes, two to three, absolutely no problem!"

Martin sneered. He had a brother. To deal with people of this age group, one versus three would not be a problem.

Musk continued: "As long as we can convince them, we can definitely bring Google into the game this time."

Martin still sneered.

Musk said: "Susan and Anne, billions of assets..."

"If you had said this to me six years ago, I would have said thank you." Martin was not a moral freak. When he was in Atlanta, his biggest goal was to find a rich woman to sleep with.

Later, he found two rich women, Kelly and Louise, but they didn't give him a chance to lie down, and were only willing to push him from behind when he sprinted.

Martin shook his head and stopped thinking about it: "Forget it now."

Musk understood: "If you can come with me to convince them, this time Tesla will set aside part of the quota for you to raise shares and expand its shares."

Martin is no longer the poor boy he used to be. He has worked hard to climb up for so long. Why should he wrong his brother?

He refused directly: "You'd better go on your own, I believe in your strength."

Martin said he cannot enjoy these beauties in the tech world.

Musk accused: "Everyone says that Martin is the most loyal to his friends, but the result? You are not loyal, and I helped you deal with Depp, but you didn't do me a little favor."

Martin said: "I'm afraid of being beaten to death by Sergey Brin."

Musk shook his head. Seeing that he couldn't convince Martin, he didn't say anything more. Instead, he thought about going out on his own. One-on-three would be a big problem, so finding one as a breakthrough point first would not be a big problem.

He quickly targeted Sergey Brin’s wife, Anne Wojcicki.

Martin and Musk have known each other for a long time, and he took advantage of his thick skin: "It seems that you have encountered a lot of difficulties in Tesla's financing and stock expansion. As a friend, I will help you solve the difficulties. I just received a large share of the share this year." , invested in Tesla.”

Musk thought to himself, didn’t I just say this? You don't want to help.

He said: "Mere funds won't help much. Don't forget, the endorsement negotiations between me and your agent collapsed, and you renewed your contract with Cadillac."

Martin said: "Cadillac offered me an endorsement contract of US$15 million per year, but you are not even willing to give me US$5 million, and you are not willing to put your investment commitment on paper. There is no point in talking about it..."

Musk said: "Forget it just investment."

"Man, you ignored the advertising effect I can bring!" Martin said a few more words: "Last year, I ranked first on the Hollywood celebrity power list and income list!"

Musk doesn't care.

Martin added: "I am the leader of the Coca-Cola Cult. According to incomplete statistics, there are tens of millions of Coca-Cola Cult believers in North America alone, and there are hundreds of millions of people around the world. Although I do not endorse Tesla, I am optimistic about and How big is the advertising effect of investing in Tesla?”

Musk looked at Martin and suddenly realized that Martin was so handsome, sunny and loyal.

He is a very high-profile person, and one of the reasons for doing this is to attract attention and let Tesla attract more people's attention.

But the bastard opposite had just rejected him, so of course he wouldn't let go: "Let me think about it."

Martin didn't force it. Tesla has already been listed. If that doesn't work, secondary market trading is another option.

After dinner, Musk asked the key question: "I remember that "Transcendence" starring Depp is about to be released. Have you not received a premiere invitation from Megan Ellison?"

Martin said: "Don't worry, I will tell you when I receive it."

"Unlike you, I am most loyal to my friends!" Musk said like a good brother: "I will definitely help you deal with Depp!"

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Los Angeles, Columbia Building.

A mansion occupies the entire top floor of the building. After Johnny Depp and Amber Heard got married, they moved here as their love nest.

Amber went out to party.

As night fell, Depp and his friends started the essential carnival party every day.

Alcohol and flour, these are party essentials.

Depp took medicine and drank another glass of wine, and his originally decadent spirit immediately became excited.

Listening to the followers discussing flour, Depp suddenly remembered something and asked a follower: "Colson, you mentioned last year that Fernandez said that the people above him would deal with Martin Davis?"

Because they were either drunk or high, they had long forgotten about it.

"I'll call and ask," Colson said.