Am I A God?

Thanks to the rudders of ‘Take the Black House Codeword’ and ‘tfseven’

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The little fat man who killed Luban: “Oh.”

“Great God is coming.” Yan Yanzu: “When do you take me to open black, I want to hit the silver plaque.”

Everywhere: “Little fat man, what is the use of Sun Shangxiang’s inscription?”

Leopard head: “Great God, I am Li Bai playing wild, what should I first?”

The little fat man who killed Luban made a disdainful expression: “You guys, what kind of bronze club, what happened? When I abused @国服 the strongest Luban said.”

After three minutes…

“Hello, hahaha!” The little fat man who killed Luban said in the group: “It’s too weak, too weak, and it’s too hard to strike. I haven’t tried it yet. Why are you falling?”

Mocha screamed out of the toilet and took the phone to Zhao Yao’s face: “Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, help me fight the glory of the king!”

Looking at the tearful Mocha, Zhao Yao opened his mouth and first licked Mocha’s head and asked, “What happened? Who bullied you?”

“Little fat man! I and he singled out the glory of the king. He beat me eight to zero. He kept humiliating me when he hit!” Mocha held Zhao Yao’s calf and said: “He must have invited him.” On behalf of the fight, you help me teach him.”

Zhao Yao nodded, looked at the sad Mocha, and touched the other’s furry chin and said, “Well, don’t cry, watch your dad perform.”

“Don’t look at me, I always mix gold and silver with you. My true level is the king’s level.”

Mocha nodded heavily and looked at Zhao Yao seriously.

Zhao Yao looked at the time and had a while to open the store, so he directly picked up Mocha’s mobile phone and sent a game invitation in the WeChat group.

five minutes later……

On the Mohist institution, the score is already 8 than 0.

Zhao Yao’s manipulative Luban has been killed 8 times, but the other party deliberately kept the tower without breaking the road.

“Hey, hahaha.” The little fat man who killed Luban: “Please call the generation? You can’t play this generation, and the second is lying.”

Mocha looked at Zhao Yao incredulously, and even Zhao Yao lost. At this moment, he felt the whole world was dark.

Zhao Yao looked at the screen incredulously: ‘How is it possible? I actually can’t beat a cat? ‘

‘No, no, it must be that this cat also asked for a fight, maybe a professional player. ‘

Thinking of this, Zhao Yao immediately quit the game, disconnected the wifi, looked at Mocha with a heavy face and said: “The wireless network of the mobile phone suddenly broke, and he will spare him once this time.

But I told you, don’t play with this little fat man in the future, this product is estimated to be open, and then you will be numbered together. ”

……

At the same time, the other end of Jianghai City, in a bedroom inside a building.

A teenage girl in her teens is looking at the picture in her mobile phone. The little girl looks good and is tied with a small scorpion. She looks at the mobile phone with a big pair of eyes and turns her head to look at her feet.

Just under his feet, there is a silver undercoat, and the black-striped American shorthair continually rolls over to roll over.

“Ha ha ha ha, won again, and won, this stupid Luban, let you eat every day.” The short-sighted excitement of the United States, rolling back and forth on the ground.

The little girl looked at the rolling beauty and looked at the glory of the king on the phone. Some said awkwardly: “Fishball, is this all right?”

Until now, she still felt that everything in front of her eyes looked illusory.

The short, known as the Fishball, has jumped on the little girl’s leg and slammed the phone over it.

Soon the text was converted into speech: “Well, you are doing very well, then just follow my Elder Fishball instructions and sign a contract with me, you will soon become a magical girl.”

In conjunction with the voice in the phone, Fishball nodded and looked like a pair of chests.

The little girl said, “But Fishball…”

Release the voice in the phone: “Call me Elder Fishball.”

“Elder Fishball, I don’t want to be a magical girl, I have to sign a contract, and I have to fight anything, it’s too dangerous,” said the little girl.

“Well? What do you want to do?”

“I want to cross, can I cross the world of Xianxia?” the little girl asked excitedly.

“Through it, it’s a little difficult.” Fishball’s face showed a bit of distress.

The little girl looked forward to it again: “What about rebirth? Let me be born again three days ago, so that I can pass the exam.”

Fishball frowned. He used his mobile phone and said helplessly: “It is too difficult to go back to the past.”

The little girl raised her mouth and looked at Fishball with disappointment. “That gives me money, give me a head or two million head office?”

Fishball grabbed his head and said something difficult: “I won’t change money.”

“Money can’t change.” The little girl became more and more disappointed. She looked at Fishball with some contempt and said: “That makes me beautiful? Improve the value of the head office? So when I grow up, I can be a star.”

“This… doesn’t seem to work either.” Fishball said with a sly smile and typing.

“It doesn’t work either, it doesn’t work, then what can you do?” The little girl said with a disdain: “Isn’t that a magical cat? Nothing will happen, no matter which magical cat.”

“Hehehehe.” Fishball smiled slyly, suddenly reaching out and shouting, and saw a pair of cat claws radiating a ray of light.

“Look, I signed a contract with me and became a magical girl. You can also shine like me.”

Fishball said this with a proud look, but found that the little girl stared at herself with a pair of dead fish eyes, her eyes full of disdain, disdain and compassion.

“The ability to shine…” The little girl looked at Fishball with a critical eye. “But you are so weak, just like a flashlight, can’t you be brighter?”

“More lighter?” Fishball said. “Let’s wait.”

He said that he was sulking and slammed hard. After a while, he spit out a sigh of relief, and the whole cat was soft on the ground.

“Hey, how, is it brighter?” Fishball looked at himself from the channel: “I didn’t sleep enough when I slept today. If I slept enough, I could almost shine with the spotlights in the living room. Even if there is no electricity at home, It can also be illuminated all the time.”

“Oh.” The little girl raised Fishball’s entire cat and walked outside: “Forget it, I will sell you, cats that can communicate and type, and sell a million. It shouldn’t be a problem.” ”

“Ah?!” Fishball panicked. “Don’t, don’t sell me, light rain, I’ve been a Fishball for a year. Would you sell me like this?”

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I am so angry, stupid Mango Yesterday, Labrador was on the stomach, still strolling around at home, making the home all the embarrassment, the readers of the readers quickly comforted me with the recommendation ticket. Students who think that the book is good can also add a list of books.