Am I A God?

Upon hearing the threat of bereavement, Zhao Yao sneered and looked at the funeral in the bottle and said slowly: “Oh, dead cat, is it crazy?”

“You beat me so much, what a hero!” The funeral also sneered at the sneer: “Just now laugh at humans, you can laugh for a little time.”

ten minutes later……

“Quickly let me go!” cried after turning into a thumb-sized Maine cat: “You are not a person! You are a demon!!”

In front of the mourning, YuanYuan stood up and shook, and then went out with satisfaction, leaving a look of shame and anger.

However, when YuanYuan was about to leave the toilet, she saw that Ares was waiting behind him. The two cats saw each other and smiled.

YuanYuan: “Ares, you are coming.”

“Yeah, how about YuanYuan? This guy is easy to use?” Ares smiled and asked.

“One word, cool.” YuanYuan showed a glimmer of satisfaction, patted Ares’s shoulder and said, “You enjoy it, I am leaving.”

Ares walked up with excitement and saw the mourning and exclusion of the field in the cat toilet, went up, squatted slightly, accompanied by the sound of the sound, first urine in the cat litter.

After the urine was over, Ares shook, then walked to the side of the funeral, found a clean position on the other side, then picked up the thumb-sized Maine cat and wiped his butt with the other side.

A smell of sorrow went straight into the nose of the funeral, feeling that he was constantly being used by the other party to wipe his buttocks, and the hair on his body was blown up.

Ares surprises: “It’s better to use the fried hair!!”

“You! You guys… stupid! Dirty! Despicable and shameless things!” The funeral feelings were to be blown up, but I heard the toilet outside urging: “Okay, no, Ares!”

“Come on!”

“So many cats are waiting!”

Ares shouted: “I have done it.” When I came out, I saw the yellow mud and went inside.

Looking at the long queue outside the cat toilet, I suddenly felt that the world had become dark. He collapsed: “Human! What do you want?”

Zhao Yao, standing next to the toilet, smiled and said: “Stupid cat, still crazy?”

The funeral mouth opened his mouth and wanted to swear, but looked at the next yellow mud that went into the toilet. His eyes flashed with aggrieved and said: “You can’t do this to me.”

Zhao Yao said with a cold voice: “Look at the good things you did, just the floor tiles, wallpapers, ceilings, and all kinds of furniture and soft clothes that you smashed. I will spend hundreds of thousands to renovate. I said that you scared my guests this time, hundreds of guests were scared away, and that the spread would affect thousands of guests, and the turnover was rounded off, that is, one or two hundred million is gone…”

When the funeral listened to it, I felt that my head was getting more and more chaotic, and many of the zeros came out, like a screen. But in general, he still understands one thing, that is, he is very destructive, causing a lot of damage and a lot of losses.

He couldn’t help but smile, and he said in his heart: ‘I am really strong! ‘

On the other side, Zhao Yao went on to say: “… Losing so much money, naturally you have to lose money. From today, you will be the toilet paper on my side. When you count ten dollars a day, wait for you. After paying for the ten billion, let you go.”

“Wait, ten billion?” The funeral feeling that his head is not enough, it is not clear.

Zhao Yao said: “Of course, do you think that the direct loss of the video will be fine? My technicians are also scared by you, don’t you lose the spirit?

They can’t work in the next few days, don’t you lose money? Don’t make money to eat, don’t you have nutrition? There are a few technicians who are not very good in mental state, because you have depression and medical expenses for this matter… How much money can you add so much? ”

The melancholy hesitated: “Really?”

“Crap, you are an illiterate cat that you have never read in elementary school. I graduated from college and read so many books. I won’t lie to you.” Zhao Yao said: “You are either doing toilet paper here for me, and you still have ten dollars a day. Either change the punishment, I will take you into the pit, I will be out for a year, and I can let you go.”

“But…” The funeral mind calculated: “A total of one billion, one ten yuan a day, ten days is one hundred dollars, one hundred days is a thousand dollars…”

He screamed and said, “How long will I have to use toilet paper?”

Zhao Yao said slowly: “It doesn’t take long, it will be hundreds of thousands of years. Don’t want to make toilet paper? Then it will take a year to go.”

The funeral silence for a while, watching another super cat coming over to pee, the next moment of crazy struggle: “Don’t! I don’t want to be hundreds of thousands of years of toilet paper! I don’t want to soak for a year.” Is there any other way?”

“There is no other way.” Zhao Yao said: “But I see you so proud of the appearance, let you do other work, you are not too convinced?”

The funeral collapse: “I am convinced, I am convinced! Don’t let me go to the toilet paper!”

Zhao Yao slammed his finger at the side of the sheriff, indicating that the other party let go of the reading ability, listened to the sad voice, and then asked the funeral: “I convinced? Then you are talking about why come to our cat city.” What’s the trouble? Who made you come? Does anyone instruct you?”

The sheriff on the side looked at the action of Zhao Yao, and secretly said: “This demon…”

After the funeral on the other side, I thought about it and said, “No one has instructed me. I want to think of you here to catch cats.”

“No?” Zhao Yao looked at the sheriff on the side, and the sheriff shook his head.

The mourning and hesitation said: “You can’t say no, he really told me to catch the cat, but I didn’t specify where I went to catch it…”

Zhao Yao blinked in the eye and asked, “Who told you to catch a cat?”

The mourning body trembled and the whole volume rolled up. Some of them shook their heads firmly and said: “Can’t say, I can’t say it.”

Seeing the reaction of the funeral, Zhao Yao turned to look at the sheriff on the side and talked privately: “How?”

The sheriff did not speak. He was already immersed in the inner world of the funeral. He could see the other’s memories. A strange cat with infinite light soared in the sky, bringing hope to a group of cats. In the future, it seems to be an angel of cats.

Obviously this is the image of X in the heart of mourning.

The sheriff frowned and said in his heart: “Is there such a cat?” Suddenly I felt a big hand pressed on my head. He turned his head and saw that Zhao Yao was touching himself.

“Sheriff, can you read who is instructing him?”

The sheriff looked at Zhao Yao, who was black in his heart and had a long horn on his head, and his heart was evil. He sighed helplessly: ‘The reality is that the devil is more powerful. I can only do a cat traitor. ‘

So the sheriff quickly said what he read and read to Zhao Yao.