Am I A God?

I saw that the mobile phone was opened on the webpage and was on the Taobao page, which was full of imported cat food and canned food.

“Zhao Yao, help me buy some cat food, I am tired of the royals.” Mocha looked forward to Zhao Yao.

However, Zhao Yao swept a little and looked at the imported cat food of 670 bags in a random bag. He immediately said, “So expensive? No, no, it is too expensive.”

Seeing that Zhao Yao refused, Mocha immediately widened the eyes of YuanYuan, and looked at the other side more pitifully. “I said online, the cat food is good, it is related to the life of the cat. If the cat food is not eaten well, When I am old, I will get sick and I will have blood in the future.

And every day I eat the same cat food, I have to eat spit, buy me some imported cat food. ”

Speaking of a pair of big eyes, he continued to pick up Zhao Yao’s palm.

Zhao Yao shook his head and said: “It’s too expensive, I can’t afford it, wait until I raise my salary and say it.” If you really buy those imported cat food and cat snacks, Mocha will spend dozens of pieces a day. Zhao Yao is too burdensome.

Once again, Mocha stopped the action in his hand, and the round eyes regained his eyes. Zhao Yao was white, jumped off the sofa and went to the bedroom.

In the past month, Mocha’s intelligence has grown rapidly, especially since he learned to go online, he has turned from a five-year-old innocent child to a fifteen-year-old rebellious teenager.

Feeling the contempt in Mocha’s eyes, Zhao Yao said, “It’s really snobbish…”

After a short break, Zhao Yao stood up and began to organize the room. Because of the relationship with the cat, he needed to sweep the floor to clean the cat hair on the ground every day. At the same time, he went to the cat toilet to shovel and throw it into the garbage bag and throw it away.

However, when cleaning the cat toilet, Zhao Yao found that a small cat fell to the door of the cat toilet.

“This dead cat!”

Hold your nose, throw the knot into the garbage bag with a few layers of toilet paper, and then carefully wipe the ground several times with disinfectant.

After doing all this, he immediately walked into the bedroom and saw that Mocha was on the bed and placed an old phone in front of him.

His little head is raised, his eyes are focused, his mouth is open, his pink tongue is slightly extended, and his face is staring at the mobile phone in front of him. A pair of pink claws are constantly drawn on the screen of the mobile phone. After, the little face is full of tension.

Zhao Yao stepped forward and glanced at the screen of the mobile phone and said, “Is it glory to play the king?”

“Ah.”

“How do you pull the scorpion out of the toilet again? Do you know how troublesome it is to clean up?” Zhao Yao said.

“I know, next time I won’t pull out.” Mocha said carelessly, his eyes staring at the screen from beginning to end.

Seeing the other side’s leisurely game, Zhao Yao was more angry and said: “This is the first time this week. How many times have I told you? Pull it out and come out again. Don’t take a trip and run anxiously. come out.”

“Know it.” Mocha, while manipulating the phone, said: “Who is calling the toilet so dirty, there is no place to go, when will I buy an automatic cat toilet? I see many cats on the Internet. It is.”

Zhao Yao pulled the corner of his mouth: “The thing is not reliable, and there is environmental protection that can be shoveled every day. Let me show you the health.”

Mocha 甩甩 tail: “It is obviously no money, manual shovel where environmental protection, you take to farm to call environmental protection.”

‘I just raised a son, or the former Mocha. ‘

Zhao Yao’s mind reappeared more than a month ago, and Mocha’s pure and lovely obedience looked like he couldn’t help but miss it.

Looking at Mocha, who is now fascinated by the glory of the king, he licked his mouth and extended his head to look at the screen. He was watching the Luban No. 7 that Mocha manipulated and turned around. He was finally knocked out by Sun Wukong.

Then the voice of the teammates came from the phone.

“Luban is stupid, and the start is sent to the present.”

“Can elementary school students not send it? Do you want to do your homework?”

“Stupid Luban, please report Luban on our side after the end!”

Seeing these words, Mocha’s tail was so turbulent that he began to type back and look back.

“Others took my head with technology. Why do I say that I sent it?”

“Spicy chicken tank, don’t you know how to protect the back row?”

Zhao Yao, who saw this scene, is not strange. This month, he found that Mocha is not just talking, can communicate with him so easily, even for the world, his IQ is increasing day by day, even Chinese characters and pinyin. I have somehow understood.

In addition, after learning to surf the Internet and playing games, the changes in cognition and personality are even more powerful.

And several trials in a month also allowed Zhao Yao to confirm something that he could not communicate with other ordinary cats except Mocha.

The same is true of Mocha, except for him, what everyone else hears is a squeak.

The communication between them is not so much a voice, but rather a kind of spiritual communication. Even if they don’t talk, they just think about it. Within ten meters, they can hear each other’s heart.

On the other hand, Mocha is still eager to communicate with his teammates in the glory of the king. Since Zhao Yao gave his old phone to him, the cat likes to play games.

However, mobile games, especially the king’s glory, are too unfriendly to Mocha’s cat claws, which makes him often control mistakes. The nine games in the ten innings are lost, and the only game that wins is lying, which also leads to He is still barely bronze now.

Zhao Yao glanced at each other’s screen. 2 was behind the 12 score. He silently mourned for Mocha’s teammates. Zhao Yao shook his head, changed his clothes, finished the room, watched the TV, I don’t know. I don’t know the 12 point.

Zhao Yao yawned back to the bedroom to sleep, only to find that Mocha changed his position. The whole figure was lying on the bed and still playing on the phone.

Zhao Yao sighed and frowned, urging: “All 12 is gone, how long do you have to play, ready to go to bed.”

Mocha didn’t lift his head, and he said with a disdain: “Are you stupid? Laozi is a cat, and he doesn’t need to sleep at night.”