After I Picked Up the Immortal Bottle

It's so shameless to advertise, and many people can't help swiping their screens to despise it.

"Look at your expressions, everyone is from China, right? Let me declare first that what I charge here is the highest purchase price. The hawker sells it for two yuan. They also need to survive, as do fruit farmers. We only harvest yellow peaches, oranges, and hawthorns for canning. Half of the money we earn will be donated to all the families of children who go to school in impoverished mountainous areas. Schools, I feel I am a saint, hahaha!"

Li Zhe really has this plan. There is a lot of money, but there is no concept. With so much money, why don't you put it in your own hands to help others? As for those charitable organizations, he didn't believe it at all.

It's better to start a charity organization yourself.

"Really? If so, I support Brother Li!"

"Brother Li is awesome, this is the rhythm of becoming a fairy? Is it because there are too many tomb robbers, are you afraid of going to hell?"

"This is awesome. I've recorded the screen. I hope Brother Li can do what he says!"

"If Brother Li hadn't exposed the hardships of life in the mountainous areas, we would have no idea how children in many places in the mountainous areas survive. Anyway, I support Brother Li! I want to buy canned food!"

"I'm ready to place an order!"

"Look at the test reports from the Food Inspection Bureau. If there is no problem, I will only eat Brother Li's canned fruit from now on!"

"Don't believe me, the foreign price of New Era Group's products is twice that of domestic products, but they don't sell them abroad, because the chairman of New Era said that Chinese people need a healthy body more."

"Speaking of which, what is the relationship between the chairman of the new era and Brother Li?"

"Father and son!"

"Is it an illegitimate child? Brother Li is a native of a mountain village."

"It should be an illegitimate child. Don't you often see on TV those rich second generations who hunted, were injured, were rescued by a village girl, fell in love overnight, left behind a son, worked hard, became winners in life step by step, and then fought Is that face the father of the chairman of the board?"

"Stupid, have you watched too much TV? Returning to the village girl, is that you?"

"Second goods!"

"Old man, have you read too many novels?"

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Li Zhe's words also caused a lot of controversy. Many people didn't believe it, but more people believed that Li Zhe didn't explain it, and it would be fine to speak with facts in the future. He really had this idea.

"The canned food is this canned food. The test report will be shown to everyone at that time. As for the donation, give me two months, and you will be able to hear it by then. Okay, let's not talk nonsense, we Happy to see the new life of the Overlord Salamander in a new home!"

There was no point in broadcasting this live broadcast, and the popularity remained at 70 million. After the commercial was finished, Li Zhe immediately began to transfer, and went to watch the Overlord Salamander.

Ying'er wiped her mouth, and followed behind with a can in her hand.

"Look at the salamander! Damn, Yinger, you're holding a can, are you serious?"

"Day, is it so delicious? Be careful of gaining weight!"

"This action is so cute, I'm falling, I want to pursue Yinger!"

"Let's line up, there are 80 million compatriots queuing up ahead."

"Can't afford it, 80 million?"

"The Overlord Salamander must have a bad temper if he changes places, right? After all, it's not where he grew up."

"Who knows, but in front of Brother Li, I probably don't dare to be presumptuous. After all, the naked lesson is too harsh, and I don't have any temper at all."

Fans were speechless seeing Ying Er like this, is Ying Er going to change the rhythm of foodies? Is canned food really that delicious? Can't eat and walk around?

Li Zhe took Ying Er to the chassis of the Overlord Salamander, and happened to see a funny scene.

Not reconciled to having his territory occupied and being bullied, the big yellow dog called Dahei, and even the white lion who had been practicing during this time also called out, barking and roaring around the Overlord Salamander.

Annoyed, the red overlord salamander rushed up and swept across, but couldn't catch the big yellow dog and big black nimble figures.

The white overlord salamander showed its head, and stared at the immobile white lion on the bank with big eyes, as if making eye contact, which made Li Zhe stunned for a moment. It would be really hard for this bitch not to be beaten!

"Wow, woof, woof!" The big yellow dog tossed and turned, making all kinds of sneaky moves, while Dahei was on the other side, also whining and slamming and biting, but the Tyrannosaurus salamander's whole body was like steel, and its speed was also fast, so it was hard to lose.

"Woooooh~" The Overlord Salamander was so angry that he was bitten by two dogs every day.

After the big yellow dog was swept away by a tail, it flew more than ten meters, rolled and got up, and ran back aggressively, Xiaoqiang was immortal.

After failing to make a bargain several times, the big yellow dog ran to find the white lion, and ran over barking and yelling.

It's a pity that the white lion ignored it at all. Overlord newt, like the white lion, was destined to become a monster, unlike two dogs, which rely on mutation.

Pushed the white lion and saw that the white lion ignored him, the big yellow dog turned over and rolled all over the ground angrily.

Suddenly, seeing Li Zhe from the corner of the eye, he was immediately stunned.

Soon, the cheap dog's expression slowly turned into a feeling of grievance, sobbing, limping over, whining and complaining.

The fans in the live broadcast room burst out laughing, this is so fucking smart!

"Hahahaha, 6666!"

"My stomach, hahahahaha, this expression, the little golden dog Oscar is none other than you, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's fanned by the big yellow dog, hahahahaha!"

"Oh, hahaha, I'm dying from laughing, is this a fucking dog? I suddenly found out that my IQ is not as good as a dog, hahahaha!"

"I believe you ghost, we can clearly see your arrogant appearance just now!"

"This cheap dog can also deceive people. It ran away quickly just now. I don't know that Brother Li has been here for a while. If I don't know, it will really make it cheat. This dog has become a spirit!"

"Someone else's dog!"

"This is someone else's dog!"

"Hahahaha, it's over, it's over, hahahaha, I'll give you an overlord salamander, let's add a bone to this dog, hahahaha!"

"My god, this dog? This is the actor!"

"Still sobbing, my god, are you a monster?"

"The look of this bitch, I'm stupid, absolutely, are you a monster?"

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Even Li Zhe didn't expect that this bitch could be so cheap. If he hadn't pretended to come over to see him, he wouldn't know how shameless this bitch was.

"Oh, injured? Who hit it?" Li Zhe patted the big yellow dog's head and asked Ying Er to show the dog a shot.

When the big yellow dog heard it, he became energetic immediately, raised his paw, pointed at the overlord salamander, and complained.

"No, this paw of yours couldn't even touch the ground just now, why are you lifting the other one now?" Li Zhe pointed at the big yellow dog's other lame paw.

"Ah?" The big yellow dog was stunned for a moment, then quickly raised its other paw, and quietly put down the paw pointing at the Tyrannosaurus salamander.

"Pretending to be so good, can you stand up to me? Come to bully people every day? Still pretending? Still pretending? Get out of here!"

Li Zhe slapped the big yellow dog on the head several times.

The big yellow dog saw that he had been exposed, but he was not afraid, and ran up to make out with him, shaking his head, his skin was as thick as steel.

"Go away, look at you!" Kicking the cheap dog away, Li Zhe greeted Yinger and walked towards the Overlord Newt.

As soon as Li Zhe came, Dahei immediately became honest, and ran over foolishly.

Dahei is more obedient, and his intelligence is a little lower than that of Dahuanggou, but to be honest, Li Zhe still likes Dahei very much. Who is he to call him stupid? Look at Dahuanggou, this cheap dog, making mischief every day.

"Dahei, don't fight with them in the future." Li Zhe rubbed Dahei's head.

Dahei nodded repeatedly, wagging his tail and happily followed Li Zhe. Without the big yellow dog's instigation, he didn't bother to pay attention to these two big guys, not to mention he couldn't beat them.

Seeing Li Zhe coming, Baishi ran over immediately, stretched his waist, and became much bigger again.

Li Zhe fed the white lion a few pieces of meat, and then fed the big black and the overlord salamander. The big yellow dog was in a hurry, and chased it aside for a long time, seeing that Li Zhe just didn't feed it, and jumped up and down.

"Fuck off!" Li Zhe fed two pieces of meat to the big yellow dog, and the meat of the saber-toothed tiger monster was almost gone.

Two huge overlord salamanders had already climbed up. Their huge size looked shocking, but they followed Li Zhe like two children with their mouths open, waiting to throw food in.

"Come on, Red Horned Overlord, get out!" Li Zhe patted the big mouth of the Red Overlord Salamander.

The Overlord Salamander immediately nodded its head, and then turned over its huge body, three times to the left and three times to the right, twisting and turning, lying on the ground with its head tilted and looking at Li Zhe, what do you mean?

"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, is this overlord salamander swollen? Where's your domineering?"

"It's time for a dog, my domineering overlord salamander, what's wrong with you? Did you look domineering when you were ignorant before? What kind of posture is this now? You'll just squirm when you squirm?"

"My overlord salamander, are you a fucking bird?"

"I figured it out. Anyone who follows Brother Li is abnormal. The Wild Boar King is smart and doesn't even want a son. He should be kept at home obediently. Follow Brother Li, it's fucking crazy. "

"It's so uncomfortable, Mythical Beast Overlord Salamander, where's your arrogance?"

"Follow Brother Li, everyone is as intelligent as a human being. Why does my dog ​​know how to pick up the trash can?"

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The arrogance of the Tyrannosaurus Rex when it appeared on the stage before was not a cover, it really felt like I was an ancient Tyrannosaurus rex, but now, it has become a large pet that can be rolled without hesitation.

"Hey, be obedient and obedient here, I will send you meat in the afternoon, your favorite pork!"

Pork is my favorite because I have only been fed pork, maybe it is the first time I have eaten pork, and the appetite of the Tyrannosaurus salamander is very good.

The Overlord Salamander nodded again and again, they are not kidding with three pigs a day.