A Sorcerer in the Detective World

Shu Yunwen said "hmm" twice, picked up another piece of ramen noodles with his chopsticks, and sucked it into his mouth with a "chili" sound:

"Yes! Yes! Let's dissect it~"

God is going to dissect it! These two guys are trying to scare me again!

Conan glared at Shu Yunwen and Loli Ai fiercely, and said, unwilling to be outdone: "...Come on! If you can, dissect me!"

We don’t believe it! How dare you do this!

The sinister Loli curled her lips and decided to scare Conan, so she took the knife and put it on Conan's belly.

Conan looked like a staunch revolutionary warrior and glared at Shu Yunwen and the two. He suddenly felt a coldness and pain in his lower abdomen. Then Loli'ai put away the scalpel in her hand, looked at it carefully, picked up a white cloth and put it on the knife. With one wipe, a trail of blood was wiped out.

Conan looked at the blood on the knife and felt a little confused! Why is there blood?

Loli'ai looked at the knife and white cloth in her hand, was silent for a few seconds, and then said: "...I'm sorry, my hand slipped."

"Slippery hands?" Conan twitched the corner of his mouth twice, and then roared regardless of his appearance, "Your hands are so slippery! I was almost frightened to death!"

"Hmm..." Loli'ai looked at the roaring Conan, rolled her eyes, and pointed the knife at Conan's belly, "...don't worry, I will not slip this time, and I guarantee a smooth stroke." open."

"Uh..." Conan was confused again.

Damn it! When this ferocious lolita said "hands are slippery", she didn't mean to open them!

Well, she must be scaring me! I absolutely cannot beg for mercy and admit defeat!

A few seconds later, Conan felt the knife sticking to his belly again, and finally couldn't help but roar for help: "Shu Yunwen! Please, can you take care of it! I'm even hurt!"

"Oh~" Shu Yunwen looked at Conan on the experimental table, said "chirp" again, took a breath, turned to Haiyuan and said, "Huiyuan, you need to be more steady when you use the knife, don't let him suffer too much pain of……"

Fuck your sister for the pain! Stop scaring me, okay?

Conan felt the cold feeling on his belly and felt aggrieved to the point of tears: "... Please spare my life! Please let me go!"

A few minutes later,

In the lounge outside the laboratory.

Shu Yunwen handed Conan a pair of disposable chopsticks and pointed at the steaming ramen in front of Conan: "Conan, eat ramen! After eating ramen, everything will be over~"

"Don't eat!" Conan had a black line on his forehead.

You guys kidnapped me twice. Is this a problem that can be solved by eating a bowl of ramen? !

"Well, let's drink milk~ You just donated a lot of blood..." Shu Yunwen handed Conan a carton of milk.

Conan turned to look at Shu Yunwen, and suddenly wanted to slap this guy to death. Was that a blood donation just now? ! Is it okay to draw blood because I was so confused by the bad looks of you two?

"Eating nothing is not good for your health." Loli Ai was eating ramen next to her and expressed concern for Conan. "If you are not in good health, the quality of the next experimental material may be reduced."

"Uh... there's still a next time?!" Conan's expression was very expressive. If I meet you two alone next time, I will definitely be out of my mind!

Shu Yunwen curled his lips: "Haiyuan, don't scare him, Conan, eat well~ Why don't you tell me what you want to eat, and I'll order takeout for you!"

"I don't want to eat anything from you two!" Conan still refused.

Seeing this, the sinister Loli suddenly said: "I have a gastric tube for nasogastric feeding, but it can only be operated when the person is unconscious."

"Well..." Shu Yunwen immediately took out Conan's anesthesia watch from his pocket and aimed it at Conan.

Conan's eyelids twitched and he roared again: "Stop it! I'm going to eat at the head office, right?!"

"Haha! This is so good!" Shu Yunwen put down the anesthesia watch.

Conan took the disposable chopsticks, opened them gently, and ate the ramen. It tasted like wax, and he felt aggrieved like a seventeen-year-old child.

Damn it! Never seen anything like this! I have no appetite to eat but they insist on forcing me to eat...

Are you still being unreasonable? Hundan~! ~

…

Maori Detective Agency.

Xiaolan and Uncle Maori sat on the sofa and had lunch together.

Uncle Maoli put a mouthful of rice into his mouth and took a big sip of beer: "...Is the call just now from classmate Yunwen?"

"That's right, it's classmate Yunwen." Xiaolan nodded, "...I heard from classmate Yunwen that Conan was rehearsing a stage play with Huiyuan at his house and wouldn't come back for lunch..."

"Did you eat at Yunwen's house?" Uncle Maoli took another sip of beer, "...that kid must have left it because he found that the lunch at Yunwen's house was very rich, so he was greedy..."

"Dad, Conan is a child. It's normal for children to be greedy..." Xiaolan thought about it and felt it made sense.

Shu Yunwen is so rich, the lunch prepared at home must be good... Conan must be able to have a good lunch today, right?

Xiaolan was thinking about it when suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

Xiaolan put down her bowls and chopsticks, stood up, walked to the door, opened the door, and saw a person from the post office standing outside: "Hello, there is an email for you here..."

"Well, thank you very much. I really trouble you~" Xiaolan took the email, thanked her, and returned to the room.

Uncle Maoli continued to drink beer: "Xiaolan, whose email is this?"

"Well...it's an email from Hokkaido. It seems to be from Miss Natsue and Mr. Xiaowu." Xiaolan opened the email, "The two of them are living a pastoral life in Sapporo now, and they said they would invite us to play there... "

"...Huh? There are three tickets for the Big Dipper in here!"

"Are you going to Sapporo?" Uncle Maori was stunned for a moment, then asked, "When?"

"Four days later." Xiaolan smiled slightly, "...Dad, let's go play together in four days! Just treat it like a trip!"

"Okay, okay!" Uncle Maori took another sip of beer.

…

One o'clock at noon.

After having a "summer" lunch, Conan said goodbye impatiently, and Shu Yunwen got up to see him off.

The two of them were walking on the street, chatting briefly, and the atmosphere was not very harmonious.

Conan put his hands in his pockets, suddenly looked at Shu Yunwen, and asked again: "Hey, classmate Yunwen, why did you and Huiyuan stun me? Is this the second time?"

"Hmm..." Shu Yunwen narrowed his eyes, "Didn't I say it before? It's just for the purpose of filming a video!"

I believe you!

Conan rolled his eyes at Shu Yunwen and was about to ask something else. Shu Yunwen had already waved his hand: "Hey! Sorry, sorry! I have other things to do, bye!"

Conan watched Shu Yunwen walk away with a serious expression.

Wouldn't this guy tell the cruel Huiyuan about him and then use him for experiments? 8