80s Taoism

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Zhang Jiaohua was playing with his cousin to pick things up, Song Dachao came to Liu's house, put down a pile of money and left without saying a word, his face was a little unhappy. It's the same as getting your wallet stolen by a pickpocket on the street last time. If Zhang Jiaohua saw his appearance, he would definitely die laughing.

Everyone in the Liu family was stunned. Except for Liu Tongmao, none of them thought that vegetables, buns, and dogs would go back and forth. It was so unexpected.

Before leaving, Song Dachao left a message, "Tell that little master, although Guo Daogui is from my school, but Guo Daogui left the school without incident. What trouble he caused outside has nothing to do with the school. But the master has a better face. Guo Daogui will inevitably go back and talk nonsense. If the master comes to the door at that time, I hope the little master can explain it well."

Song Dachao's words made the Liu family and Zhang Youping worried again.

"Hearing what he said, they still want to get back on the field?" Liu Qiaoye said worriedly.

"Don't worry, even if they dare to come again, we are not easy to mess with. The Fengshuiqiao men are not extinct! Whoever dares to come to the village to make trouble, first pass the Fengshuiqiao men's level!" Liu Biao is not timid. In this day and age, very few people go out to work, and the young people in the village usually have nothing to do. There are not a few young people who usually learn the power stick from martial artists from other places. Ordinary people dare not enter the village casually to make trouble. To come is to mobilize the whole village to rush in. This happens only a few times a year.

If it was normal, Zhao Lanying would give Liu Biao a few words. Liu Tongmao and Luo Dongzhen also had to exchange ideas with the cub. Liu Qiaoye wanted to hit his younger brother on the head twice. But today, Liu Biao's performance has won the support of the whole family.

"Yes, our Wind and Rain Bridge is not easy to bully." Liu Tongmao said.

The two kids who were covered in mud and were holding a sparrow with a rope had a feeling of wanting to run away as soon as they walked to the door. They thought that the adults were united to deal with the two kids. Also let the baby play happily? You adults are too shameless to join forces to deal with us two brats.

Liu Xi reacted very quickly, and directly stuffed the lump of mud in his hand into his pocket. Zhang Jiaohua couldn't bear to release the sparrow, so she finally set up a cover and covered the deceived sparrow with a bamboo basket.

"Chichi..." The sparrow whined, taking advantage of Zhang Jiaohua's inattention, soared into the sky, but when it flew into the air, it immediately felt the restraint of a thin white thread under its feet. This ball of white thread was clearly stuffed by Zhang Jiaohua into his pocket after the ceremony was completed. I didn't expect it to be used to tie sparrows. Fortunately, with that thought, the sparrow's status is not high. In the early years, they were still one of the four major pests. Although the grievances have been washed away, in the eyes of the farmers, they are still thieves who compete with the farmers for food.

Looking at the kid covered in mud, Zhao Lanying and Liu Qiaoye erupted at the same time.

Zhao Lanying immediately started the Hedong Lion Roar: "Liu Xi! Stop for me, I promise I won't kill you!"

With her hands on her hips, Liu Qiaoye roared like a bolt from the blue, "Zhang Jiaohua! See how I will deal with you!"

The two farts immediately ran for the door, and the idiot stopped and waited to be beaten.

Liu Biao and Zhang Youping looked at the fart children who looked like they were back then, with smiles on their faces: You have the style of Naifu's back then!

The difference between women's and men's attitudes towards cubs is that women want their cubs to be responsible, while men want their cubs to be energetic. One piece and one relaxation complement each other.

The two kids ran wildly all the way, so naturally the two women couldn't catch up. After running for a few steps, the two women could only yell at the two backs out of breath: "Don't come back in the end, come back and see if I don't break your legs!"

Liu Tongmao watched all this happen with a smile, while Luo Dongzhen took a bowl of chicken food and sprinkled it on the ground leisurely, and then watched the chickens and ducks happily grabbing food around.

In a certain forest behind the house, two fart boys were lying in the dense bushes, with a straw hat made of thorns on their heads, like two little scouts.

"Cousin, are mother and aunt sisters? My father must have hired someone else, otherwise, how could mother and aunt be so similar?" Liu Xi asked excitedly as if he had discovered a new continent.

Zhang Jiaohua shook his head, "My aunt's surname is Zhao, and my mother's surname is Liu. How could they be real sisters?"

"That's true. Where's the sparrow?" Seeing that his cousin was empty-handed, Liu Xi hurriedly asked.

Only then did Zhang Jiaohua realize that when he was running just now, he didn't know when he threw away the sparrow, so he scratched his head, "Just now I was only focused on running, so how could I care about these things!"

Liu Xi sighed, "I also want Grandpa to make a small bamboo cage for raising sparrows. If it is mature, I can ask it to send me a letter."

"The one on TV who sent the letter was a pigeon, you are a sparrow sending a letter." Zhang Jiaohua snickered.

"If only I had a pigeon." Liu Xi looked at the sky with his head, and a black crow was jumping back and forth on the branch.

All the fart kids will go home honestly when it gets dark, no matter what they did wrong. At this time, no matter how angry the parents were, they had almost subsided. If the bet is wrong, then the little butt will be in full bloom. But for mischievous little kids, it's nothing special to eat less meals and eat more meals like this. When he woke up, he was a hero again.

Liu Xi was lucky, after being reprimanded by Zhao Lanying, he admitted his mistake, and everything went smoothly. But Zhang Jiaohua was in bad luck, Liu Qiaoye was worried that Zaizai would dare to be lawless if he became capable, so he carried Zhang Jiaohua into the room, put him on the bench, slapped him and asked: Will you be obedient in the future? Zhang Jiaohua answered skillfully: I am obedient. He was obedient, but he still had to be beaten, Liu Qiaoye slapped Zhang Jiaohua's ass again, and a palm print was clearly printed on the boy's ass: Do you still dare to run away in the future? Zhang Jiaohua grinned in pain: Mom, I won't run away, it hurts me to death, don't hit me.

Liu Qiaoye hadn't let go of her anger yet, and hit her again: "Now I know the pain. How did you run so fast just now? Don't think you have the ability to disobey your mother. If you do this, I will break your leg and see how you run."

Liu Qiaoye felt that he wanted to impress Zai Zai more deeply, so he slapped Zai Zai and asked, and started a new cycle: Will you be obedient in the future? ...

After dinner, the cousins ​​came together to exchange experiences.

"My mother scolded me, and I'll be fine." Liu Xi's words almost drove Zhang Jiaohua to death.

Originally, this matter, everyone was beaten, and I felt much more comfortable in my heart. Now, Zhang Jiaohua began to doubt whether she was really her own. Look, they were so hard-hitting that they were all named "beggars". Is it really picked up at a fork in the road?